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Short Film: Supervenus (France, 2014)

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Supervenus is a meanly fun, experimental short film from the Frenchman, Frédéric Doazan, which takes a look at the evolution of the ideals of female beauty. The short doesn't exactly offer an answer to the why behind the development in beauty standards, other than perhaps it is due to manly influences, but Doazan does take a quirky and bloody look at the excessive steps so many are willing to take to meet the given standards of any given time. We stumbled upon Doazan's short animation on one of our favorite websites, Short of the Week, and promptly decided it had to be a wasted life's Short Film of the Month for February.
 
As Street Anatomypoints out, within the last 400 years alone physical preferences (and medical text books) went from the above (from: Valverde de Amusco, Juan, Anatomia del corpo humano, 1560) to the below (from: The Anatomical Basis of Medical Practice,1971). Indeed, a truly noticeable evolution in the concept of the female ideal. An evolution that has hardly ended, as even the shapely forms found in the 1971 anatomy publication are themselves a far cry from the plastic-breasted anorexic Venuses of today's Playboy.*
*All in all, however, we here at a wasted life can understand the development in beauty standards far more easily than how the Republican Party can go from someone like Abraham Lincoln to Donald "Toadstool" Trump.
 
The title, of course, is a direct reference to that classic sexploitation flick of that great breast-fetishist Russ Meyer, namely Supervixens (1975 / trailer/ featuring, among others, Hajiand Uschi), one of the favorite films of the breast-fetishist behind a wasted life. But there is more to the short than just love pillows...

But when it comes to what Supervenus is about, well, Art Fucks Mesays it better than we ever could: "Supervenusis […] is the modern vision of the Venus, the common ideal of beauty. Imagine a game that combines the legendary board game Operation and the endearing paper dolls we used to play within our childhood. Now, imagine how unpleasant a plastic surgery can be. Put it all together and the result will be Supervenus. In as little as 2:38 minutes, Frédéric Doazan achieves to deliver a quick (and creepy) review of the evolution of the concept of beauty in society and how the canons have changed over the years: the idea of eternal youth turned into an unhealthy obsession. Thus, in Supervenuswe see the hands of surgeon opening an anatomy book where we discover a classic woman's body. Not satisfied with what he sees, his hands begin to operate, unscrupulously changing the figure of the woman and adapting it to the trends in plastic surgery: elongated neck and legs, sharp cheekbones, thin, wasp-like waist…"
According to Dioniso punk, Supervixens cost Frédéric Doazan about 10 euro to make, but ten months to complete. Impressive.
And ladies, remember:
"We must, we must, we must
do something to improve our bust.
The bigger the better
the tighter the sweater
the boys depend on us."

R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part I (1955-60)

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25 Dec 1928 – 30 Jan 2019

The American thespian treasure known as Dick Miller, one of our all-time favorite character actors, entered the Great Nothingness on January 30th, 2019.
A Bronx-born Christmas Day present to the world, Miller entered the film biz doing redface back in 1956 in the Roger Corman western Apache Woman (trailer). He quickly became a Corman regular and, as a result, became a favorite face for an inordinate amount of modern and contemporary movie directors, particularly those weaned and teethed in Corman productions. (Miller, for example, appears in every movie Joe Dante has made to date.) 
A working thespian to the end, Miller's last film, the independent horror movie Hanukkah (trailer), starring fellow low culture thespian treasure Sid Haig, just finished production. In it, as in many of Miller's films, his character is named Walter Paisley in homage to his first truly great lead role, that of the loser killer artist/busboy Walter Paisley in Roger Corman's classic black comedy, A Bucket of Blood (1959). 
What follows is a multi-part career review in which we look at the feature films in which he appeared. The  Films are not necessarily looked at in the order of their release... and if we missed one, let us know.



Apache Woman
(1955, dir. Roger Corman)
 
Written by Lou Rusoff (3 Aug 1911 – 29 June 1963), who died of brain cancer during the editing of his final film, Beach Party (1963 / trailer). The title Apache Woman was reused in 1976 for the English-language release of Giorgio Mariuzzo's Spaghetti Western Una donna chiamata Apache (trailer), which does not feature Dick Miller.
Shot in ten days, Corman's Apache Woman was the first film ever released by American-International Pictures (more fondly known as AIP). Dick Miller makes his feature-film debut playing the Native American (here still called "Indian") Tall Tree, but without showing his face he more or less plays a variety of other people, especially those who die. In one scene, in fact, he (as one person) famously kills himself (as the other person). 
Trailer from Hell
to Apache Woman:
The plot, as supplied by Dennis Schwartz at Ozus' World Movie Reviews: "At a small Arizona town, the government agent Rex Moffet (Lloyd Bridges [15 Jan 1913 – 10 March 1998]) investigates a string of deadly robberies. Apaches from the nearby peaceful reservation are the prime suspects, and receive the enmity from the white locals. Joan Taylor (18 Aug 1929 – 4 March 2012) plays [Anne LeBeau,] the half-breed that Bridges falls for. Lance Fuller (6 Dec 1928 – 22 Dec 2001) plays Taylor's demented college-educated brother [Armand LeBeau], who is the mastermind of a white gang behind the robberies." Miller can be seen in the image below: he's the guy to your far left with the bowler.
"Cult director Roger Corman's low-budget ($80,000) second feature Apache Woman (1955) is an interesting and capable if fairly tame (by his standards) Western, notable for his attempt to mix action with romance, an anti-racial prejudice message, and some bright comic relief from Keystone funny man Chester Conklin (11 Jan 1886 – 11 Oct 1971) in a supporting role as the town crazy man. [derek winnert.com]"
Forgotten Lance Fuller (bad guy LeBeau), by the way, is also found (and credited) in such fun stuff as the Ed Wood Jr-scriptedThe Bride and the Beast(1958 / trailer),Voodoo Woman(1957 / trailer), and The She-Creature (1956 / see further below). His first role, uncredited, was in the background of Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943 / trailer).
Of his debut in Apache Woman, Dick Miller told AV Filmin 2012: "So I was playing an Indian for [Corman]. No lines. There was a scene where a guy's coming around the corner, and he says to [co-star] Lance [Fuller], 'You got to shoot him!' Lance says, 'I'm over here at that time with the girl. Let Dick do it!' And then there was another one like that. And it was one of these things where just by chance I wound up the killer. Killed about four people in it, you know, for no reason. And I got one line, and I never knew what it meant. Lance Fuller was playing my boss, and I say, 'Good chief, you chief now.' And he doesn't know what I'm saying either. We still don't know."
Below, Joan Taylor wearing her PI Halloween squaw outfit from the film. What gams.


It Conquered the World
(1956, dir. Roger Corman)

"Okay, THIS is how you do a stellar 'lingerie-wearing girl terrified of a monster' poster. The distressed damsel looks genuinely terrified and the monster [at least on the poster] looks pretty scary. The actual film version of the baddie wound up looking like a reject from the Sid and Marty Krofftworkshop [...]. [Topless Robot]"
It Conquered the World is Dick Miller's next film, and this time he has a few more lines as Sgt. Neil. Directed by Corman, the movie was half-written by Lou Rusoff. According to another early regular scribe of Corman, Charles B. Griffith (23 Sept 1930 – 28 Sept 2007), "[It Conquered the World] was my first script to get made. The original writer, Lou Rusoff, was a cousin or brother-in-law — I forget which — of [American International Pictures co-founder and producer] Sam Arkoff. He had written an incoherent script and left for Canada because his brother had died. I was brought in to fix it up in a couple of days. I got into the habit of writing very quickly without realizing it and, because I was raised in a radio family, I didn't know that you were supposed to take a long time to write a film script. [Sense of Cinema]" For whatever reason, Griffith was not credited for his script.
Trailer from Hell
to It Conquered the World:
It Conquered the World was shot in five days and, eventually, released on a double bill — anyone still remember them and/or triple features? — The She-Creature (1956 / see further below). Some ten years later, in 1966, the legendary grindhouse schlockmeister Larry Buchanan (31 Jan 1923 – 2 Dec 2004) remade the It Conquered the World as Zontar, the Thing from Venus(1966 / trailer).
The plot, as given by (Re)Search My Trash: "The USA sends its first satellite into outer space from some small village in the middle of nowhere under the supervision of scientist Dr Paul (Peter Graves [18 March 1926 – 14 March 2010]), while his best friend Dr Tom (Lee Van Cleef [9 Jan 1925 – 16 Dec 1989], of Kansas City Confidential[1952]) warns those in command that the expedition will launch an alien invasion. This is the 1950s, so of course Tom is right and aliens — or rather an alien, a carrot-like monster from Venus — land on earth. But the alien soon befriends Tom and makes him a vital part of his invasion plans since he serves as the Venusians perfect agent and is actually made into a believer of collective brainwashing to prevent future wars in no time — and without having his own brain washed, actually. He soon helps the alien to spread bat-like brainwashing devices throughout his village, but only 8 of them, because the Venusians are obviously slow to produce those things. One such brainwashing device should have been attached to Paul, actually, but he was already given advance warning by Tom's weird behaviour and weirder theories and was able to destroy the one meant for him, and he even shoots his wife (Sally Fraser [12 Dec 1932 – 9 Feb 2019] of War of the Colossal Beast [1958 / trailer] and Giant from the Unknown [1958 / trailer]), who had undergone the alien treatment. Then he pays Tom a visit to talk/beat/shoot some sense into him, but Tom only comes to his senses when he hears the alien kill his wife (Beverly Garland [17 Oct 1926 – 5 Dec 2008] of D.O.A. [1949 / full P.D. movie]) via intercom. Then he takes it upon himself to destroy the Venusian which is already under attack by an entire army of eight soldiers* (commandeered by Dick Miller) — but of course it's Tom who's allowed to kill the alien and redeem himself dying a hero's death... "
*"The infamous "Sixth Man": The eight-man squad led by Dick Miller and Jonathan Haze goes to the cave and leaves the two-man bazooka team outside. Six men enter the cave, but when they reach the monster's lair, there are only five men. The missing sixth man never reappears. [imdb]"
Trailer to
The She-Creature:
"Portions of the film, including the sequence in which people rush in panic through the small town of 'Beachwood', were shot on location in Hollywood, CA's Beachwood Canyon, in front of the Beachwood Market and adjacent shops in an area called Hollywoodland. The same neighborhood had also been used the previous year as a location for Invasion of the Body Snatchers(1956 / trailer). [AFI]"
"What a resounding title, huh? Say it with me: It Conquered the World. Grand. Sensational, yet dignified. And far more likely to get people to come see your movie than It Conquered Beachwood, which is what this movie probably should have been called, seeing as the small, rural town of Beachwood is all 'It' manages to conquer, and only temporarily at that. Another title that should perhaps have been considered is Roger Corman Presents: How to Make 71 Minutes Seem Like Three Days. [1000 Misspent Hours]"
Remember, kiddies: Better dead than red....and better red than in Trump's bed. That said, most people view It Conquered the Worldas "one of Roger Corman's most-beloved 1950s drive-in double-bill quickies."
The advertisement above is for a Halloween screening of the original double feature with The She-Creature at the since-demolished Capitol Theatreof Grand Island, Nebraska.


The Oklahoma Woman
(1956, dir. Roger Corman)
Gee, another 1956 quickie directed by Corman and written by Lou Rusoff. This western is the third of the four westerns Corman ever directed (prior to the previously mentioned Apache Woman, Corman had made Five Guns West [1955 / trailer], and following Oklahoma Woman he did Gunslinger [1956], which we look at later.) The Oklahoma Woman was eventually released as part of a rather incongruent double feature with a Bruno VeSota* (25 March 1922 – 24 Sept 1976) directed cheapie, Female Jungle (1954 / full movie further below). Currently, The Oklahoma Woman has disappeared into the void, without even a trailer to be found online.
* Cult fave Bruno VeSota, film fanatics might remember, is found in any number of cult faves, including Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959) and The Wasp Woman (1959), but above all plays the main heavy in the surrealist Beat Horror masterpiece, Dementia(1955 / full film).
VeSota's 
Female Jungle:
Derek Winnerthas the plot: "Richard Denning (27 March 1914 – 11 Oct 1998) stars the ex-convict gunslinger Steve Ward, who returns to Oklahoma after six years in jail to claim his homestead, a ranch left to him in a will. But there in Oklahoma the locals are fighting. His former girl Marie 'Oklahoma' Saunders (Peggie Castle [22 Dec 1927 – 11 Aug 1973]), the Oklahoma Woman, leads the bad guys, including shootist Tom Blake (Mike Connors aka Touch Connors [15 Aug 1925 – 26 Jan 2017] of Moon of the Wolf[1972]), who plan to put a tame candidate in the US Senate. They are opposed by kindly, decent politician Ed Grant (Tudor Owen [20 Jan 1898 – 13 March 1979]) and his sweet daughter Susan Grant (Cathy Downs [3 March 1926 – 8 Dec 1976])." Dick Miller, credited as Richard Miller, appears as the bartender working in the Bad Gal's bar.
"[…] The Oklahoma Woman's poster stands out for a pair of reasons and we don't mean boobs. Well, technically, we do. You don't see a lot of western posters with women whipping men or two women either fighting or making out. And this was in the '50s! We fully support these elements making a comeback in modern westerns. [Topless Robot]"
While hardly an early women's lib tract, this obscure and difficult to find movie does stand out as a rare western in that the lead bad guy is a bad girl, and the lead good girl has a fistfight with the bad girl at the end of the movie to get the info she needs to save her man… As Once Upon a Time in a Westernsays, The Oklahoma Woman"is unique for having two females who aren't afraid to wield a gun or a whip in lead roles."
Lead man Richard Denning, by the way, was the husband of the great Scream Queen Evelyn Ankers (17 Aug 1918 – 29 Aug 1985), "the only actress to appear in a Wolf Man, Dracula, and Frankenstein film. She played Gwen Conliffe in The Wolf Man (1941 / trailer), in Son of Dracula (1943 / trailer) she played Claire Caldwell and she appeared in The Ghost of Frankenstein (1942 / trailer) as Elsa Frankenstein."
Bad Gal Peggy Castle, born Peggie Blair in Virginia and crowned "Miss Cheesecake" by the Southern California Restaurant Association in 1949, came to rely on the bottle a bit too much and died by the age of 45 from cirrhosis of the liver; her body was discovered by her third ex-husband, William McGarry, on 11 August 1973.


Gunslinger
(1956, dir. Roger Corman)

Screenplay by Charles B Griffith and Mark Hanna (12 Jan 1917 – 16 Oct 2006); year's later, Hanna co-wrote the entertaining Blaxploitation flick, Slaughter (1972 / trailer). Gunslinger only made it to Germany in 1961, where the poster (above) was supplied by Klaus Dill(6 Oct 1922 – 19 Feb 2000). 
Trailer from Hell 
to Gunslinger:
"Sexy B-movie icons Beverly Garland and Allison Hayes enthusiastically enact a Johnny Guitar-like (1954 / trailer) enmity in Roger Corman's offbeat feminist western-cum-Greek tragedy. The climax is a sort of a mini-budget Duel in the Sun (1946 / trailer)." Gunslinger is possibly the first western to have a female marshal.

Male lead: He of the legendary third leg, John "The Whopper" Ireland (30 Jan 1914 – 21 March 1992).* Dick Miller, credited as Richard Miller, plays Jimmy Tonto — spoiler: Bad Gal (Allison Hayes) shoots him in the back and dead. In fact: "Just about everyone in town ends up getting shot, ha ha! There's not much of a town left by the time Sheriff Bev canters her way out past the bodies of Corman stock players that are stacked like cordwood along the roadside! [Ha ha, it's Burl!]"
*As we mentioned at R.I.P. Umberto Lenzi, Part II: 1964-68, "According to forgotten actress Joanne Dru (31 Jan 1922 – 10 Sept 1996), Ireland's 'staunch Republican' wife from 1949 to 57, Ireland was hung like a horse: 'I got John, and he ruined me for all other men. […] John, I'm sure, had more than Monty [Clift], Marlon [Brando] and Jimmy [Dean] put together.' [Brando Unzipped, by Darwin Porter]"
Derek Winnertonce again has the plot: "Heroine Rose Hood (Beverly Garland) turns into temporary Texas small town marshal after her husband is ambushed and gunned down. Then she is the target for quick-draw hired gunfighter killer Cane Miro (John Ireland of Salon Kitty[1976]), hired by gorgeous but nasty saloon owner Erica Page (Alison Hayes [6 March 1930 – 27 Feb 1977], seen below not from the movie)." Winnert goes on to share with us that "[…] Hayes broke her arm when she fell off a horse during the filming. Garland claimed it was not an accident and that she intentionally slid from her horse to get out of the film. Corman also shot a couple of close-ups of Hayes while they were waiting for her ambulance."
As Video Vacuumpoints out, Gunslinger is a "feminist western": "It features a female lead that is just as tough and quick on the draw as just about anyone in westerns at the time. Beverly Garland gives one of her best performances as the wife of a small town marshal (William Schallert [6 July 1922 – 8 May 2016]). He gets shot in the back in the opening scene and instead of grieving; Beverly immediately picks up his rifle […]. […] What's cool about Gunslinger is that no one really questions her. They accept Garland as a superior, or at the very least, an equal. […] The always awesome Allison (Attack of the 50 Foot Woman [1958 / trailer]) Hayes plays the villainess, a saloon owner who is plotting to take over the town if the railroad comes through. […] Garland and Hayes are equals in this. They play off each other rather well and both of them get lots of opportunities to shine. In your typical western, these roles would've been played by men and they would've been fighting over the affections of a woman. Here, John Ireland is the object of their affection, and since he is just as good of a shot as Garland is, it offers a unique dynamic than your average oater."
Unlike Video Vacuum, most people are less enamored by the movie and tend to think more like Film Fanatic, which calls the final shoot out "(unintentionally) humorous" and says: "Roger Corman's penchant for spending as little time and money as possible while churning out passable entertainment occasionally yielded unexpected cult hits […]. Just as often, however, his films show ample, unfortunate evidence of his slapdash approach — and Gunslinger is one of these instances. Despite a relatively intriguing premise […], this movie is simply a mish-mash of poor acting, sloppy continuity and editing, and a convoluted storyline. Whatever pathos could have been generated between Garland's character and the hitman she falls in love with (Ireland) is sublimated into silliness."
Despite what some websites claim and the sharing of a main character who's a widow seeking revenge, Hannie Caulder (1971 / trailer) is anything but a loose remake of Gunslinger. Gunslinger itself, on the other hand, if we are to believe what co-scribe Charles B Griffith says at Senses of Cinema, is a loose remake of an earlier film: "[Roger] took me out to see Three Hours to Kill [1954 / pointless scene] with Dana Andrews and said to me, 'I want you to do the same picture but with a woman as the sheriff'." 


Carnival Rock
(1957, dir. Roger Corman)

Carnival Rock is a remake of a "TV play" entitled Carnival at Midnight, directed by John R. Smight (9 March 1925 – 1 Sept 2003), the man behind that classic "bad movie", Damnation Alley(1977 / trailer) and the odd black comedy No Way to Treat a Lady (1968 / TV promo).

Trailer to
Carnival Rock:
The original TV production of the tale aired as an episode of Climax! (1954-58) on 3 January 1957. That episode, like this movie, was written by Leo Lieberman (12 March 1916 – 31 March 2000), who five years earlier had written that cultural milestone known as Bonzo Goes to College (1952 / trailer).
Carnival Rock features musical performances by The Platters, David Houston, Bob Lumanand His Shadows (NOT the British groupof the same name), and some long-forgotten group called the Blockbusters. The movie is also noteworthy for being the first Roger Corman movie to feature cult actress Susan Cabot (9 July 1927 – 10 Dec 1986),*"Miss Motion Picture Sweater Girl of 1951", the later star of Corman's TheWasp Woman(1959), which was also her last feature film role.
*Susan Cabot was rather popular with the men, and among her well-publicized relationships was one with King Hussein of Jordan (14 Nov 1935 - 7 Feb 1999), which ended when he found out that she was Jewish. As per The Jewish Chronicle]: "The actress [Cabot] dated the King for seven years and gave birth to their son Timothy in 1961. He was adopted by her second husband, Michael Roman, after they married in 1968 and took his surname. Timothy Roman, who was born a dwarf, eventually grew to 5'4” due to weekly injections of a hormone derived from the pituitary glands of cadavers. He killed his mother in 1986. She was beaten to death with a weightlifting bar. Her son was charged with involuntary manslaughter and convicted in 1989. During the trial he said that she had attacked him and his reaction was due to the drugs he was forced to take. Chester Leo Smith, a lawyer in the case wrote in court filings that Ms Cabot was found to have received $1,500 a month from the King. 'For better or worse, it looks like child support,' he said. King Hussein married three more times after his relationship with the actress. His official biography does not mention Cabot or his illegitimate child." Timothy died at the age of 38 on 22 Jan 2003; in 1998, when interviewed on E! Mysteries & Scandals, Timothy "I never intended to hurt my mother."
Dick Miller plays Christy's loyal right-hand man, Benny. Brian G. Hutton (i.e., Stanley) went on to greater success as a director than he had as an actor, and even directed a few genre favorites, namely two of the few war flicks that we here at a wasted life truly enjoy: Where Eagles Dare (1968 / trailer) and Kelly's Heroes (1970 / trailer). Nevertheless, it has been said that "Hutton quit directing in the mid-80s to become a plumber. [Pink Smoke]"
Full Public Domain Film:

The German website Tofu Nerd Punkrates Carnival Rock"6 von 10 traurige Clowns", or "6 out of 10 Sad Clowns". The plot description at TV Guidegives an idea of why: "Nightclub owner Christopher 'Christy' Cristakos (David J. Stewart [8 Jan 1915 – 23 Dec 1966]) loves singer Natalie Cook (Susan Cabot), who loves gambler Stanley (Brian G. Hutton [1 Jan 1935 – 19 Aug 2014]). Stanley wins Cristakos's club cutting cards, but Cristakos stays on as a clown between rock acts just to be near Natalie. The finale has Stanley and Natalie married and Cristakos fired." Nothing sadder than the tears of a clown. 
David Houston performing
One and Only:
Among the music acts is also the county music singer David Houston (9 Dec 1935 – 30 Nov 1993), a fact we only mention as an excuse to embed him performing One and Only above, from the film, and because he also sang in the next movie as well (which does not feature Dick Miller anywhere).
As the page above, which comes from the weekly program of the former Gainsville Drive-In Theatre, reveals: Carnival Rock was part of a double bill with (the now public domain flick) Teen Age Thunder (1957). Written by Rudy Makul (20 July 1920 – 22 Feb 2006), perennial second-unit director Paul Helmick (24 Jan 1919 – 23 May 2006) directed. Helmick's only known other feature-film directorial credit followed three years later: Thunder in Carolina (1960 / scene) — despite the similar name, not a sequel.
Teen Age Thunder's basic plot: "A father's lack of understanding of his son's enthusiasm for drag strip racing widens the breach between them. The stars are Charles Courtney (23 July 1930 – 19 Jan 2000 [suicide] of the classic disasterpieces, Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula [1966 / trailer] and The Food of the Gods [1976 / trailer]) and Robert Fuller." Or, if you prefer: "Eighteen-year-old Johnnie (Courtney), chafing under his father's (Tyler McVey [14 Feb 1912 – 4 July 2003] of Night of the Blood Beast [1958 / trailer] and Attack of the Giant Leeches[1959]) authority, seeks to get a job, buy a hot-rod, woo his girl (Melinda Byron [20 Oct 1936 – 30 May 2018]), and stand up to the local bully (Fuller, also found in The Brain from Planet Arous [1957 / trailer] andWhat Ever Happened to Aunt Alice? [1969 / trailer])."
Teen Age Thunder
Full movie:


Sorority Girls
(USA, 1957)

"The dark and sleazy side of sorority life." A camp classic that is right up there with Mommy Dearest (1981 / trailer) for fun and campy sustained bitchiness. Aka Sorority House, and released in Great Britain asThe Bad One.
Dick Miller plays Mort, and while his character is not the lead character — and doesn't really fit to the college settings — he is the main male character, made it onto the posters, and is even billed second in the credits. Leo Lieberman supplied the story, and Ed Waters (23 Sept 1930 — 30 Oct 2004) the screenplay. Sorority Girls was originally released as part of a double feature with Edward L. Cahn'sMotorcycle Gang (1957 / trailer).
Trailer to 
Sorority Girls:
Blogster Derek Winnert quotes Corman as having said, "Sorority Girlwas a good idea, but the script didn't turn out too hot. Despite a few gaping plot holes, we managed to get a lot of really good performances out of our young actresses. Cabot was simply great." The last is a sentiment shared by many.
In his book Spinegrinder: The Movies Most Critics Won't Write About, Clive Davies has the plot and some relevant commentary: "Sabra (Susan Cabot) is a spoilt, lonely and vindictive rich college girl who vents her frustration by abusing a pledge girl (Barbara Crane of Unwed Mother [1958 / trailer]). Unable to connect with her cold, widowed mother (Fay Baker [31 Jan 1917 – 8 Dec 1987] of She Devil [1957 / trailer] and The House on Telegraph Hill[1951 / trailer]) (their dinner scene together is an icy bitch-fest), she tries to hurt those around her with gossip and blackmail, almost resulting in a pregnant girl's (June Kenney of Bloodlust![1961]) suicide. Her nemesis is a serious member of the student council (Barboura Morris [22 Oct 1932 – 23 Oct 1975]) with her own secrets (and she's dating Dick Miller!). Corman's answer to the major studio The Strange One (1957 / some scene) is a slight but quite effective melodrama, with good acting (Cabot is excellent), interesting characters and dialogue. [sic] And check out Bill Martin's superb opening credit sequence [below]."
Credit sequence of 
Sorority Girl:
"In Sorority Girl(1957), Martin* uses a series of expressive charcoal drawings to illustrate the struggles of the film's protagonist. Its tone is dark and foreboding, with timed cross-dissolves between the drawings alternately depicting her as an outsider and as a monster. Secondary animation and graphic overlays further reinforce the premise, complemented by a haunting score from composer Ronald Stein — often referred to as 'Corman's Bernard Hermann'. [The Art of Title]"
*Martin also did the credit sequences for Carnival Rock and, in 1958, Cry Baby Killer [trailer],Teenage Caveman [trailer] and Machine Gun Kelly [trailer]... and then seems to have disappeared. Anyone know what happened to him?
Over at Amazon, someone named Thomas Gabriel (who gave the film 5 out of 5 stars) says, "For those Corman freaks out there, this film marks the first teaming of Corman regulars Susan Cabot and Barboura Morris [...]. The two beauties make a solid team in this low-budgeter, an 'expose' of sorority girls (what else) at an unnamed college/university in Southern California. [...] Just the usual campus hi-jinks circa 1957, right? [...] All in all, a fun low-budgeter to watch when you're in the mood for 1950s exploitation melodrama. This brisk, hour-long 'B' is more fun to watch than a lot of big-budget 'A' flicks from the same era with the same kind of subject material (which take themselves much more seriously). It is directed with vigor and a sure hand by Corman, who makes the most of the very sparse sets with careful camera angles and lighting, and keeps the story going so we don't want to hit the Pause button and go get a snack."
Cinema Gonzo might add, "For a film from 1957 about a 'bad girl' (Sabra) manipulating others for her own selfish gain, you might expect a 'bad seed'-esque portrait of an evil monster. However, what we have here is a tragedy borne out of what Sabra thinks it means to be human, like a robot feebly attempting to blend in with the human race. Director Roger Corman, utilizing the bluntness of characterization and plot machinations of exploitation films of the time, manages to craft a fairly realistic portrait of a sociopath, even by modern Hollywood standards."
Sorority Girl was remade for television in 1994: Uli Edel's Confessions of a Sorority Girl (trailer), one of series of ten B-movie remakes — two of which, Allan Arkush's Shake Rattle and Rock! (scene with a future star) and Joe Dante's Runaway Daughters (trailer), also feature Dick Miller — for a TV series called Rebel Highway.


Rock All Night
(1957, dir. Roger Corman)

Supposedly one of the director's favorites among his early films and one of Quentin Tarantino's favorite Roger Corman movies. When originally released, Rock All Night was part of a double bill with Edward L. Cahn's Dragstrip Girl (1957 / trailer).
Like Carnival Rock, Rock All Night is based on a television play, this time an episode from The Jane Wyman Show (1955-58) entitled Little Guy Dick and written by David P. Harmon (3 Sept 1919 – 28 Aug 2001). In Corman's Rock All Night, the "Little Guy" character, called Shorty in both versions, is played by Dick Miller — written large on the poster!
Charles B. Griffith, who fleshed out the final screenplay, said about the movie: "I wrote it in one day. What happened was that there was this 30-minute teleplay entitled The Little Guy and it had won an Emmy, so Roger threw me that and said, 'We're shooting Monday.' This was a Friday, you know! So I had to stretch this out to feature length. I cut it up with a pair of scissors, this original screenplay, and added new characters like Sir Bop, which was to be played by Lord Buckley (5 Apr 1906 – 12 Nov 1960), but Mel Welles (17 Feb 1924 – 19 Aug 2005, future director ofLady Frankenstein[1971]) ended up playing it because Buckley was out of town. Mel wrote his own 'hiptionary' for sale in the theatre to go with it. [Senses of Cinema]" 
Full Movie:
At All Movie, Hal Erickson has the plot: "Its title notwithstanding, Roger Corman's Rock All Night is a tense little hostage melodrama. Corman regular Dick Miller stars as Shorty, a much-maligned hanger-on at the Cloud Nine tavern. Shorty's hotheaded pugnaciousness comes in handy when a pair of gunmen (played by Russell Johnson — yes, 'The Professor' on Gilligan's Island [1964-67]! — and Jonathan Haze) invade the Cloud Nine and terrorize the patrons. Mel Welles [...] is a riot as a hip-talking showbiz agent. [...]"
"[Rock All Night] is probably the best of the low budget rock n roll revue films of the era. For one, instead of the normal innocuous wraparound narrative that these films carried, Corman's flick goes from performance film to a tense barroom siege story. If you ever wanted to see Dick Miller (as the hero) square off with psychotic killer Russell Johnson (the Professor from Gilligan's Island!), this hour-long noir divergence is the film for you. [...] One of the most entertaining films from Corman's early period. [Teenage Frankenstein]"
Go to This Island Rodfor a somewhat more intellectual viewpoint of why Rock All Night is a decent flick. 
From the soundtrack,
The Blockbusters doing 
Rock All Night& I Wanna Rock Now:


The Undead
(1957, dir. Roger Corman)

Dick Miller appears as a leper in medieval France (?) in The Undead, an early and obscure Corman sci-fi horror mélange that bears similarity (but predates) his later Poe adaptations. Miller's leper ends the film healed, but bearing the mark of the devil.
For all TheUndead's obscurity, and the ignobility of being targeted by Mystery Science Theater 3000, the movie tends to prompt positive opinions from most of those who watch it. The poster sure ain't shabby, either: "There's something very simple and scary about the poster for 1957's The Undead (one of Corman's nine movies released that year). The looming skeletal figure plus the tied-up woman create a sense of claustrophobia and looming terror that really draws you in. [Topless Robot]" 
to The Undead:
Shot in 6 or 10 days (depending on the source) with a budget of $70,000 on a soundstage in a converted supermarket, it was first released as part of a double bill with Edward L. Cahn's Voodoo Woman (1957 / trailer below), Marla English's last movie. (Only 21 years old at the time, she subsequently chose marriage over her B-film career. That's her below, not from the movie.)

Once again, the screenplay was supplied by Mark Hanna and Charles B. Griffith. At Senses of Cinema, Griffith says: "[The Undead] was originally called The Trance of Diana Love. Roger [Corman] said to me, 'Do me a Bridey Murphypicture.'* And I told him that by the time Paramount finishes theirs, ours will fail. At the time, everybody was saying that they were making a bad picture. He just said that we'd get ours ahead of theirs and clean up. So I did Trance of Diana Love [...]. It was in iambic pentameter and I had to rewrite it after it was ready to shoot because somebody told Roger that they didn't understand it. Roger would give it to anybody to read or anybody out on the street. He'd send girls out with scripts. [...] And then get panicky and change everything."
*"Bridey Murphy" is mostly forgotten by now, though the book can still be found. "In 1952, Colorado businessman and amateur hypnotist Morey Bernstein put housewife Virginia Tighe (Ruth Simmons) of Pueblo, Colorado, in a trance that sparked off startling revelations about Tighe's alleged past life as a 19th-century Irishwoman [named Bridey Murphy] and her rebirth in the United States 59 years later. Bernstein used a technique called hypnotic regression, during which the subject is gradually taken back to childhood. He then attempted to take Virginia one step further, before birth, and was astonished to find he was listening to Bridey Murphy. [...] The case was investigated by researchers and concluded to be the result of cryptomnesia. [Wikipedia]" The book was filmed as The Search for Bridey Murphy (1956 / scene) and "inspired"I've Lived Before(1956 / full film)... not to mention the Ed Wood Jr-scripted The Bride and the Beast (1958 / trailer). It also was the basis of some pop songs, including For the Love of Bridey Murphy and Do You Believe in Reincarnation?, and joke recordings like The Quest for Bridey Hammerschlaugen.
The Spinning Image, which says that The Undead"surely ranks among the most audacious and inventive horror movies of the fifties", has the plot: "Arrogant psychic researcher Quintus Ratcliff (Val Dufour [5 Feb 1927– 27 July 2000]) picks up sassy streetwalker Diana Love (Pamela Duncan [28 Dec 1924 – 11 Nov 2005]) to serve as the test subject for a radical experiment. Using hypno-therapy, Quintus transports Diana's subconscious mind back in time for a glimpse into the life of her Medieval ancestor, Elaine (Pamela Duncan, again) who stands wrongfully accused of witchcraft. Elaine's sweetheart, Pendragon (Richard Garland [7 July 1927 – 24 May 1969] of Mutiny in Outer Space [1965 / trailer]) stands ready to rescue her, but sexy, shapeshifting witch Livia (Allison Hayes) and her hideous imp (Billy Barty [25 Oct 1924 – 23 Dec 2000] of Masters of the Universe [1987 / trailer]) have designs on selling his soul to Satan (Richard Devon [11 Dec 1926 – 26 Feb 2010]). [...] Watch out for the three leggy Vampira look-alikes performing an interpretive dance number at Satan's climactic shindig."
"The Undead is only a horror movie in the loosest sense of the phrase, really more a playful fantasia on the traditional imagery of folk-tale mysticism with its parade of Halloween-party witches, pseudo-Arthurian setting, and pitchfork-wielding devil collecting souls with his ledger book. Incredibly cheap and lacking drive, The Undead nonetheless betrays the antic intelligence of Corman and his regular screenwriting collaborators Charles B. Griffith and Mark Hannah, in a film that feels something like a rough draft for The Twilight Zone, down to the blackly comic twist ending. [This Island Rod]"
"[The Undead] is unlike any movie ever made, and certainly may be the most original to come from Corman and Charles B. Griffiths. At first, the past-life angle seems like a frame to tell a story of witchcraft, but it isn't; it ends up playing an unexpectedly active part in the storyline at about the halfway point, and from there the movie veers off into some fascinating directions. [...] It's peopled with interesting characters and familiar faces; Mel Welles practically steals the movie as Digger Smolkin, who spends most of his time singing nursery rhymes with changed lyrics (usually about coffins), but Alison Hayes* is also on hand, as well as Bruno Ve Sota [...]. This is definitely one of the oddest horror movies ever made. [Fantastic Movie Musings & Ramblings]"
*The Undead was the second and last picture the delectable Alison Hayes (born Mary Jane Hayes), above from the movie, made with Roger Corman. Hayes, "a statuesque 5'8"," later achieved eternal cult fame as the buxom title character of Attack of the 50 Ft Woman (1958 / trailer), aka "fifty feet of feminine pulchritude". According to B Movie Babes, she's the one who first said the famous quote, "Who do I have to fuck to get off this picture?"Hayes represented Washington D.C. in the 1949 Miss America pageant, which she used as a springboard to local television and then Hollywood. "The last decade of [her] life found Allison fighting sickness. Seems that some food supplement that she ingested for many years resulted in fatal leukemia. She made personal efforts to inform the public, in such a way that the American government changed its laws on the subject. Her physical appearance changed drastically and she passed away at only 47 years of age. A tragedy. [Cult Sirens]"
The advertisement above is for the original double feature screening with Voodoo Woman at the Grand Theatreof Grand Island, Nebraska.
Trailer to
Voodoo Woman (1957):
 


Not of this Earth
(1957, dir. Roger Corman)
 
One of the most popular of Roger Corman's early science fiction cheapies, which also explains why it's been remade so often. Written by Charles B. Griffith and Mark Hanna, it was originally released as a double feature with Roger Corman's Attack of the Crab Monsters(1957 / trailer further below).
Trailer from Hell
to Not of this Earth:
The first remake came 31 years later in 1988 (trailer); directed by Jim Wynorski, the cheap-feeling but mildly funny color movie is perhaps most notable for the picturesque way Traci Lords' famous floppies flop during her totally gratuitous and enjoyable nude scenes. (Wynorski's Not of this Earth was Nora Louise Kuzma's first non-porn lead role.) Seven years later, in 1995, Terence H. Winkless shot a version of Not of this Earthstarring Michael York (full movie) for the Showtime series Roger Corman Presents (1995-96), which was followed four years later by Jon Purdy's direct-to-video version, Star Portal(trailer).
According to scriptwriter Charles B. Griffith, "After we did Gunslinger, I went in and said [to Roger Corman], 'Why don't we do a science fiction film?', and he gave me the okay. And that's when I came up with Not of this Earth. […] Dick Miller played the vacuum cleaner salesman in Earth, which I originally wrote for myself. [Senses of Cinema]" (Perhaps it should be mentioned here that the vacuum cleaner salesman dies.)
Griffith later expanded on the film, "During the production of Not of This Earth,I was married to a nurse, and she helped me do a lot of medical research. I remember how we cured cancer in that script. Somehow the film was a mess when it was finished. About the time we saw Gunslinger, my wife was so shocked at the difference between the script and the picture that she never went to see another movie of mine. [UC Press Ebooks]"

"No nurse would dream of earning more than $200 a week. It's ridiculous."
Nadine Storey (Beverly Garland)

The plot: "A strange man named Paul Johnson (Paul Birch [13 Jan 1912 - 24 May 1969] of Queen of Outer Space [1958 / trailer]) comes to a blood researcher Dr. F. W. Rochelle (William Roerick [17 Dec 1911 – 30 Nov 1995] of God Told Me To [1976 / trailer]) for a transfusion. Hypnotizing him, he gets him to give up his nurse Nadine Storey (Bevery Garland) to help him with his research. With a police officer named Harry Sherbourne (Morgan Jones [15 June 1928 – 13 Jan 2012]), Nadine is out to find the secret of Paul Johnson. Johnson is an alien that's trying examine Earth for the effects of human blood on his dying race… will he get the samples he needs and if he does is Earth doomed? [Basement Rejects]" 
The double-feature trailer:
"A character actor who played few leads, Birch is very good playing an alien being unfamiliar with Earth customs, yet intelligent enough to fake it pretty well. He also didn't get along with Corman and walked off the picture during production (actor Dick Miller says it was because of Birch's drinking). Lyle Latell, who receives screen credit, conspicuously doubled Birch in many scenes. Johnson's mission is to find out whether human blood is fit for Davannan consumption. […] He uses a transporter to communicate telepathically with his world and send Earth blood samples home. Johnson doesn't literally suck blood. He uses a contraption housed in a metal briefcase to drain his victims' blood and store it in transparent tubes. He's one of cinema's most interesting vampires, subverting most of the clichés that go along with the genre. After he's through sucking his victims dry, he shoves the corpses into the cellar's furnace. Though it isn't a comedy, Not of this Earth is notable for its occasional dry humor. [Johnny LaRue's Crane Shot]"
"All in all though, this is a much stronger version of the film. The dialogue Beverly Garland was given was stronger. Birch makes a fine Johnson and there is an earnestness with the whole film. The soundtrack lends the film a paranoid edge, the sensitivity Johnson has to loud noises is used more appropriately in the ending and the whole thing is played with an earnestness that belays the cheese that would garnish the future versions and make this a great piece of 50s sci-fi. [Taliesin Meets the Vampires]"
Film Fanaticprobably concurs, "[Not of this Earth] speeds along at a fast clip, barely giving us a chance to chuckle over the campy effects (note the brief, incongruous presence of a jelly-fish-like predator used to kill one nosy character) and gaping plot holes […]. Such quibbles aside, we're kept in suspense throughout about the true nature of Birch's mission — and once he encounters a fellow alien (Anne Carroll [7 Oct 1930 – 30 April 2017]) in distress, our sentiments towards this presumed villain palpably shift. Watch for Garland's especially camp-worthy response when she learns who Birch really is: this is mid-century female strength and presence-of-mind at its best!"
"How do you make aliens seem alien without expensive makeup effects?" asks the blogspot Cult Movies, only to answer: "You give them strange eyes, mind-control powers and telepathy, all of which have the advantage of costing nothing. You also give the aliens a teleportation device, much cheaper than having to provide spaceship models! None of that would suffice without the right acting performances, and that's where Paul Birch comes in. He's disconnected enough to seem truly alien and he's sinister whilst also being rather tragic. Anna Lee Carroll is equally effective as a Davana woman trying to flee her doomed home planet."
The advertisement above is for the original double feature screening with Attack of the Crab Monsters(trailer further above) at the since-demolished Capitol Theatreof Grand Island, Nebraska.


Naked Paradise 
(1957, dir. Roger Corman)

"Then-girlfriend Beverly Garland stars in the fourth of five pictures for Roger," yet another Corman cheapie with a screenplay by Charles B. Griffith and Mark Hanna. Rereleased in 1960 as Thunder Over Hawaii. Not to be mistaken with the Italian film Velluto nero (1976), aka Naked Paradise …. aka Black Emmanuelle White Emmanuelle (trailer).
Shot on location back-to-back with She Gods of Shark Reef (trailer), Naked Paradise was originally released as part of a double bill with Edward L. Cahn's western Flesh and the Spur (full movie), and then later with Voodoo Woman (1957 /trailer).The original story was supplied by Robert Wright Campbell (9 June 1927 – 21 Sept 2000), the brother of actor William Campbell; among RWC's later Corman movies, The Masque of the Red Death(1964).
Trailer from Hell
to Naked Paradise:
The complete plot, with spoilers, as currently (4 Feb 2019) found at Wikipedia: "Duke Bradley's (Richard Denning) boat is hired to sail a group to the Hawaiian Islands. His passengers include Zac Cotton (Leslie Bradley [1 Sept 1907 – 20 July 1974]), alcoholic girlfriend Max McKenzie (Beverly Garland) and a pair of thugs, Mitch (Dick Miller) and Stony (Jonathan Haze), who following a luau, without Duke's knowledge, rob a plantation of its payroll. The gang intends to continue on to another island in the South Pacific, but tempers flare after Max is struck by Zac, which causes Duke to quit, demanding payment. As he is about to set sail, Max asks to go with him, determined to change her life. A hurricane hits, however, forcing Duke to turn back. On arrival, he is beaten unconscious by Mitch and Stony while the woman is roughed up by Zac. Zac intends to make off with Duke's schooner and takes a local girl, Lanai (Lisa Montell of World without End [1956 / a trailer]), as a hostage, shooting Stony, who objects to this. A fight ensues in which Duke triumphs after Zac is killed by the boat's propeller. Duke and Max sail away."
In his interview at Senses of Cinema, Charles B. Griffith mentions "[Naked Paradise] was a Bobby Campbell story that I re-wrote. It became a structure for a few films afterwards including Atlas (1961), Beast from Haunted Cave (1960 / trailer) and Creature from the Haunted Sea (1961 / trailer). They were all basically Naked Paradise— all variations on that same structure, almost scene-by-scene, but with different dialogue and different characters."
"A lot of action and some good photography of the Hawaiian sights make this passable fare. Alvin Kaleolani [Isaacs] (1904-1984) provides some native songs, helping to create a little island flavor. [TV Guide]"
Thunder Over Hawaii / Naked Paradise is one of the many Corman movies that has yet to get a DVD release, and probably won't: "Research soon showed that the rights belong to a lady called Susan Hofheinz […]. Initially she was a minor actress in the sixties under the name of Susan Hart, a decorative presence in films like The Slime People (1963 / trailer), Ride the Wild Surf (1964 / trailer), or Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine(1965 / trailer), but then she married James H. Nicholson, who had co-founded AIP with Samuel Z. Arkoff. She inherited partial rights to 40 movies after his death in 1972 and later gained sole ownership of a quarter of them when they were split up between the various partial owners, who also included the Arkoff estate, Orion Pictures and Herman Cohen. [...] Bizarrely, Hofheinz appears to see her rights less as an opportunity to earn money by releasing these films into the wild and more as a big stick with which to attack anyone with an interest. There are wild stories that suggest that she has spies roaming around at conventions, vehemently seeking out anyone who might possibly be infringing on her copyrights, not merely by illegally screening the movies but even by referencing them in some way, even if that way is clearly protected under copyright law. These stories sound so outlandish that I might not have believed them if I hadn't read some of the lawsuits that she's brought on hilariously flimsy grounds. [Apocalypse Later Film]"
 
The advertisement above is for the original double feature screening with Flesh and the Spur at the Grand Theatreof Grand Island, Nebraska.
Susan Hart sings 
Is This A Disco Or A Honky Tonk?



War of the Satellites
(1958, dir. Roger Corman)

Irving Block (2 Dec 1910 – 3 May 1986) and Jack Rabin (18 March 1914 – 25 May 1987) came up with the story, and Lawrence L. Goldman (18 Feb 1907 – 22 May 1990) wrote the script. In the US, it was released as a double feature with that great classic, Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. Dick Miller, a good foot shorter than the movie's heavy, plays the movie's lead hero... and you of course see him in the trailer.
Trailer to
War of the Satellites:

"After the Soviet launch of the spy satellite Sputnik, Corman sold Allied Artists on a related sci-fi programmer without so much as a treatment. Once he got his green light from Allied prez Steve Broidy, Corman set about a.) finding out what a satellite actually looked like and b.) scrambling his team to roll out in two weeks. Another of his ten-day wonders, War of the Satellites imagines that interstellar travel is the work of five guys (one of them being Corman, who cast himself as the ground controller to save paying another actor) sitting around what looks like the night desk of The Bergen County Record, that space ships can be sent up into space one after another, like stomp rockets, and that astronauts can mozy on over to their spacecraft three minutes before blast off wearing naught but USAF flight suits and white socks. You gotta love it! [arborgast]"
The plot: "The story begins with the U.S. trying to send manned satellites into space, only for them to be destroyed by some unforeseen force before get very far. Dr. Van Ponder (Richard Devon of Blood of Dracula [1957 / trailer]), the head of the project, gets permission to make one last attempt and decides to pilot the mission himself, with faithful aids Sybil (Susan Cabot) and Dave (Dick Miller) along for support him. Unfortunately, the heroes do not know that aliens are plotting to keep Earth dwellers on their own planet by any means necessary. They sneak down to earth, secretly killing Dr. Van Ponder and creating a duplicate version of him to derail the mission. When that doesn't work, they plot to have their Van Ponder clone destroy the satellite after its launch to discourage the inhabitants of Earth into ending their space quest. Dave figures out something is wrong with Van Ponder before the mission but is forced to go up into space to confront him. [Schlockmania]"
Fantastic Movie Musings and Ramblingsgushes, "It's movies like this that make me really appreciate Roger Corman. Had anybody else tried to make an outer space epic like this on an Allied Artists budget, it would have probably been dull and laughable. Corman doesn't turn it into a classic, but he manages to keep it from being a waste of time, and except for the fact that the middle of the movie sags a little, he keeps the interest level up. He's helped by a likable and familiar cast; in particular, it's really a lot of fun seeing Dick Miller in a rare leading role. The special effects are primitive, but not embarrassing, and it's well acted throughout. All in all, it makes for decent low-budget science fiction adventure."
Video Vacuum, on the other hand, was not amused: "Because it was made in a rush, the movie is pretty much a mess. The plot is thin as Kleenex, the effects are a complete joke (the 'satellites' are hung on visible strings and have to move via jump cuts and/or fast motion to make it look like they're moving), and there is padding out the yin-yang. To make matters worse, there's no actual 'war' to speak of, so don't go in expecting a space battle or anything. The bulk of the film is made up of long dull scenes with people sitting around and having long boring conversations. If you're a Corman fan, you'll have some fun spotting all his regulars […]. The only really worthwhile part though is when the alien double gets his hands burned and it rapidly heals on its own. Other than that; it's a total snoozer."
That's Dick, of course, in the lobby card above.


(1959, dir. Roger Corman)
A great movie, with Dick Miller playing the lead character Walter Paisley, a somewhat simple milquetoast busboy cum artist. Dick Miller was to play characters named "Walter Paisley" in many a subsequent movie.
Click on the title above to go to our review of A Bucket of Blood, a film we listed on our very short roundup of The Best of 2017.
The "Blood-a-rama" advertisement above featuring A Bucket of Blood with Queen of Blood (1966 / trailer), Blood Bath (1966 / trailer), and Blood of Dracula (1957 / trailer) was for the drive-inof Grand Island, Nebraska. 
Trailers from Hell
on A Bucket of Blood:



The Little Shop of Horrors
(1960, dir. Roger Corman)

Perhaps the most famous and favorite of all Roger Corman's early no-budget B&W quickie black comedies — it is, in the end, the only one to first get the big budget Broadway musical treatment and then get remade as a big budget Hollywood feature film musical, poster below. The last added a happy end and more or less piddled out at the box office, though it did end up being a huge success on VHS.
The original B&W film version has long been in the public domain. In 1991, incongruently enough, the movie/musical morphed into a cartoon TV series for musical Fox Kids, where it ran for one season (13 episodes).
Trailer to
The Little Shop of Horrors:
"Written by Charles B. Griffith, the film is a farce about an inadequate florist's assistant who cultivates a plant that feeds on human flesh and blood. The film's concept is thought to be based on a 1932 story called Green Thoughts, by John Collier, about a man-eating plant. However, Dennis McDougal suggests that Griffith may have been influenced by Arthur C. Clarke's sci-fi short story from 1956, The Reluctant Orchid (which was in turn inspired by the 1905 H. G. Wells story The Flowering of the Strange Orchid). […] Produced under the title The Passionate People Eater, the film employs an original style of humor, combining black comedy with farce and incorporating Jewish humor and elements of spoof. The Little Shop of Horrorswas [supposedly] shot on a budget of $28,000, with interiors being shot in two days utilizing sets that had been left standing from A Bucket of Blood. [Wikipedia]" (It should perhaps be mentioned that the legendary length of the shoot and budget size changes depending on who does/did the talking.)
Charles B. Griffith once said, "I wrote Bucket as a satire, and then Little Shop as a farce. Different characters, different names and gags, but it was absolutely scene by scene the same structure. Both were around 64 pages, which was 64 minutes. [Senses of Cinema]"
Way back in 1960, Roger Corman was too cheap to pay the copyright charges for some of his movies, including this one. Thus, today the original Little Shop of Horrors is in the public domain. The legends surrounding its production are numerous and contradictory. It is hardly the first movie to feature man-eating plants — see, for earlier examples: The Land Unknown (1957 / trailer], From Hell it Came (1957 / trailer), Untamed Women (1952 / full PD film), Voodoo Island (1957 / trailer), Angry Red Planet (1959 / trailer)or even Tarzan's Desert Mystery (1943 / a trailer)but it is, arguably, the first movie (and black comedy) to feature a sentient man-eating plant as a main character.
 
"I've got to get home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner."
Burson Fouch (Dick Miller)

Oddly enough, Dick Miller (seen to your left in the picture above) was supposedly offered the lead role of Seymour in Little Shop of Horrors, but turned it down in favor of the much smaller role of the flower-eating Burson Fouch. Jack Nicholson, famously enough, makes an early and very short appearance as a masochistic dental patient (his character is played by Bill Murray in the later musical). Little Shop of Horrors was screened out of competition at the 1960 Cannes Film Festival and subsequently picked up by AIP as the highly incongruent second feature for their US release of Mario Bava's early masterpiece Black Sunday (1960 / full masterpiece). A year later, Little Shop of Horrors was rereleased in a double feature with Last Woman on Earth (1960 / trailer).
The Science Fiction, Horror and Fantasy Film Reviewhas the plot: "Gravis Mushnick's Skid Row florist shop is floundering financially. Mushnick (Mel Welles) is about to fire his inept assistant Seymour Krelbonid (Jonathan Haze) when Seymour shows him the unique new hybrid plant he has created. Seymour has named the plant Audrey Jr in honour of Mushnick's other assistant Audrey (Jackie Joseph), whom he secretly loves. The opportunistic Mushnick uses the plant as a drawcard and succeeds in drumming business back up. However, Audrey Jr soon begins to wither and die but Seymour revives it after he accidentally drips blood onto it from a cut. As the plant grows bigger, it demands more blood and forces Seymour to go out and acquire human bodies to satiate its appetite."
366 Weird Movies, which rates the movie as "Recommended" but says that "it's not weird enough, though it certainly marches to the beat of its own drummer", opinions: "[...] The Little Shop of Horrorsis a fast, fun ride that every cinephile should check out at least once; it's a triumph of imagination, dedication, and sheer luck over budgetary constraints.  It's too bad it’s not a little bit weirder. […] Corman and Griffith tried to repeat the formula of Horrorsthe very next year with The Creature from the Haunted Sea, another whirlwind horror/comedy packed with quirky characters. The abysmal failure of Haunted Sea demonstrates just how much luck was involved in the success of Little Shop; everyone involved just happened to be clicking on all cylinders the week they made it."
Shades of Grayconcurs: "The Little Shop of Horrors is a bizarre, chaotic, strange, and thoroughly entertaining comedy. The jokes, nonsensical situations, and oddball characters keep coming non-stop, and along the way, Corman and crew manage to parody cop dramas, monster movies, romance films, and even swashbuckler movies. The film unfolds almost like a dream, so random are some of the characters and dialogue exchanges, yet it all comes together in a film that exudes a great surreal atmosphere. […] This may look like the low-budget movie that it is, but it was made with a crew that understood the limitations they were working under. It's also blessed with a fun script, and a cast of energetic actors with fine comedic timing — I particularly love the three leads (Haze, Welles, and Joseph), Miller (as the 'flower eater'), and the two girls* buying flowers for a parade float. This is one of Corman's very best, and I think it's a film worth seeing for anyone who loves kooky comedies... because this is one of the kookiest!"
*Morbid trivia: The first taste of success Audrey brings Mushnick's flower shop is when the interesting flower causes two girls — Shirley ("Tammy Windsor") and Shirley's Friend (Toby Michaels) — from the local high school to decide to spend the $2000 flower budget of the Homecoming Parade Committee at Mushniks. The attractive "Tammy Windsor", pictured above, real name Karyn Kupcinet (6 March 1941 – 28 Nov 1963), was (possibly) murdered at the age of 22 on Thanksgiving Day, 1963, in her apartment at 1227 1/2 North Sweetzer Avenue in West Hollywood. The crime has never been solved. She "was romantically involved with actor Andrew Prine (of Eliminators[1986 / trailer], The Town that Dreaded Sundown [1976 / trailer], Grizzly[1976 / trailer], The Evil [1978 / trailer], The Centerfold Girls [1974 / trailer], Crypt of the Living Dead [1973 / trailer], Nightmare Circusaka Barn of the Naked Dead [1974 / theme song], Simon King of the Witches [1971 / trailer] and so much more) at the time of her murder"— a fact we bring up only as an excuse to include a photo from Prine's May 1974Vivapictorial below.
 
Part II (1961-67)
probably to follow next month.

The Covenant: Brotherhood of Evil (USA, 2006)

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Aka Canes, its original title, used when the film was presented, inexplicably, at the Cannes Film Festival of 2006.
The opening interlude of The Covenant: Brotherhood of Evil, set somewhere in Nazi-occupied Europe of WWII, is one of great promise. Neither badly shot nor that terribly acted, it is nevertheless hilariously ridiculous — love how the crucifix on the wall suddenly slides upside-down when the  Satanic cane is removed from the simple wooden box below it, and how the priest who had been protecting (?) it just suddenly spontaneously combusts — and gives rise to the expectation of some possibly entertaining cinematic flotsam. But this laughably entertaining opening is truly the highpoint of the movie, which promptly moves the narrative to modern day USA (circa 2006) and falls apart, revealing itself to be a tedious and idiotic and definitely non-entertaining waste of time.
That it is as bad as it is, however, is to be expected. Alone a look at the headlining names, Edward Furlong and Michael Madsen, reveals a thespian pedigree that portends cinematic disaster. Furlong may have been an actor to watch at the beginning of his career (see: Terminator 2: Judgment Day [1991 / trailer], the intensely depressing Little Odessa [1994 / trailer], and even John Water's Pecker [1998 / trailer]), but his career of the last twenty-odd years hasn't been one to write home about, though he is employed often enough to afford his  "chronic substance abuse and alcoholism". (In this sense, he's doing better than we are.)
As for the extremely busy Michael Madsen, though an uneven actor who seems unable to say "No" to any paying script he's offered, under the right director he generally excels (see, for example: Ridley Scott's Thelma & Louise [1991 / trailer] and almost any given Quentin Tarantino movie). But director Michael Bafaro, the independent director behind such less than memorable direct-to-DVD product like The Barber (2002 / trailer), The Cycle (2009 / trailer), Wrecker (2015 / trailer) and Embedded (2012 / trailer), is definitely not the right director.
Considering that scriptwriter Michael Angelella once penned, long ago, the unjustly unknown and highly amusing over-the-top trash disasterpiece Mother(1995 / trailer), it is almost odd that The Covenantis so slow and dull and unentertaining. But sometimes lightning strikes only once — but then, also, unlike The Covenant, Mother was directed by a capable auteur, if one with a low output: Frank LaLoggia (see: Lady in White [1988 / trailer] and Fear No Evil [1981 / trailer below]).
Trailer to Frank LaLoggia's 
Fear No Evil (1981):
In The Covenant, Furlong, looking somewhat dry and showered but nevertheless unhealthy and bloated, rather unconvincingly plays a successful PR man named David Goodman who first doesn't get the promotion he so coverts and is then blinded when some guy who likes to vandal car tires spray-paints him in the eyes. Even his generically hot blonde wife Lisa (Chandra West of The Salton Sea [2002 / trailer] & Tobe Hooper's Night Terrors [1993/ trailer])*can't get him out of the resultant funk. But then the mysterious Guillermo List (Michael Madsen, in a fake goatee that one hopes he was paid extra to wear) shows up and gives David a demonic cane that restores his eyesight and turns him into a murderous businessman who'll stop at nothing to climb the corporate ladder, porks his secretary (Jenny Mitchell), and hallucinates a lot…
*What once must have seemed like an unbelievable pairing — a bloated, self-absorbed and dislikable dude and a way-too-hot loving wife — would be beyond believability were there not, in real life, a fatter & uglier egoistic blob and a surgically enhanced semi-MILF in the White House. To give credit where credit is due, though, Chandra West is better at portraying a loving wife than Melania.
Believe us, The Covenant: Brotherhood of Evil is even more boring than it sounds. Worse, though it a train wreck of a movie, it isn't even a fun train wreck. There are a few sniggers here and there — preeminently, Madsen's goatee — but not enough to make the movie all that fun. Scary, in any event, or suspenseful, it is definitely not, and that combined with such a dearth of laughs guarantees a forgettable viewing experience.
The Covenant is a lot of nothing that really goes nowhere. Grouchy David (i.e., Furlong), a man too stupid to ever close the front door behind himself, always looks like he didn't sleep enough and/or has severe constipation. Never convincing, whether as a businessman, blind man, stud, murderer, man who loves his wife, or defender from evil, Furlong is a sad sight to see onscreen. Wifey Lisa (i.e., West) wanders around looking lost, either at home in her nightclothes following strange sounds around the house or fully dressed around town trying to uncover the truth; oddly enough, each and every person she turns to for assistance is killed, but she makes it unscathed until the very end. The climactic "good vs. evil" battle between David and List (i.e., Madsen) should have been more hilarious than Madsen's goatee, but is only anti-climactic in every way. The ending, swiped directly from The Devil's Advocate [1997 / trailer], has no punch but at least ends up offering the final and biggest laugh of the movie.
The official advice of a wasted life: skip Canes and, instead, help Frank LaLoggia's Mother gain the infamy it deserves.
For your added irritainment —
Edward Furlong's #1 Hit in Japan, 
Hold on Tight (1992):

Uschi Digard, Part IV: 1971, Part I

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Babes of Yesteryear: a wasted life's irregular and PI feature that takes a look at the filmographies of the underappreciated actresses cum sex bombs of low-culture cinema of the past. Some may still be alive, others not. Our choice of whom we look at is idiosyncratic and entirely our own — but the actors are/were babes, one and all. (Being who we are, we might also take a look at some actor cum beefcake, if we feel like it.)
As the photo and blog-entry title above reveal, we're currently looking at the films of one of the ultimate cult babes ever, a woman who needs no introduction to any and all red-blooded American hetero male whose hormonal memory goes further back than the start of the 80s: the great Uschi Digard.*
*A.k.a. Astrid | Debbie Bowman | Brigette | Briget | Britt | Marie Brown | Clarissa | Uschi Dansk | Debbie | Ushi Devon | Julia Digaid | Uschi Digaid | Ushi Digant | Ursula Digard | Ushie Digard | Ushi Digard | Alicia Digart | Uschi Digart | Ushi Digart | Ushi Digert | Uschi Digger | Beatrice Dunn | Fiona | Francine Franklin | Gina | Glenda | Sheila Gramer | Ilsa | Jobi | Cynthia Jones | Karin | Astrid Lillimor | Astrid Lillimore | Lola | Marie Marceau | Marni | Sally Martin | Mindy | Olga | Ves Pray | Barbara Que | Ronnie Roundheels | Sherrie | H. Sohl | Heide Sohl | Heidi Sohler | U. Heidi Sohler | Sonja | Susie | Euji Swenson | Pat Tarqui | Joanie Ulrich | Ursula | Uschi | Ushi | Mishka Valkaro | Elke Vann | Elke Von | Jobi Winston | Ingred Young… and probably more.
As The Oak Drive-In puts it: "With her long hair, Amazonian build & beautiful natural looks (usually devoid of make-up), nobody seems to personify that 60's & early 70's sex appeal 'look' better than [Uschi Digard]. She had a presence that truly was bigger than life — a mind-bending combination of hippie Earth Mother looks and a sexual wildcat. […] She always seemed to have a smile on her face and almost seemed to be winking at the camera and saying 'Hey, it's all in fun.' Although she skirted around the edges at times, she never preformed hardcore…"
Today, Uschi Digard is still alive, happily married (for over 50 years), and last we heard retired in Palm Springs, CA. To learn everything you ever wanted to know about her, we would suggest listening to the great interview she gave The Rialto Report in 2013.

Herewith we give a nudity warning: naked babes and beefcake are highly likely to be found in our Babes of Yesteryear entries. If such sights offend thee, well, either go to another blog or pluck thy eyes from thee...

Please note: we make no guarantee for the validity of the release dates given… or of the info supplied, for that matter. But the info you read here is probably more reliable than anything that comes out of Donald Trump's mouth.

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Uschi Digard, Part I: 1968-69
Uschi Digard, Part II: 1970, Part I

 

Casting Call
(1971, dir. Kendall Stewart)
Possibly a lost film in English, in Germany the video release of Casting Call ["Sexclub der Triebhaften"] can still be found secondhand, if rarely. Uschi, credited as "Heidi Sohler" plays Hanna Hightower; "Heidi Sohler" is even listed on some of the poster(s). Later re-releases, after the name Uschi Digard actually developed a fan base of such, saw her real name listed.
Interestingly enough, although the English-language poster above sees no reason to list the man normally credited as the director, Kendall "Ken" Stewart, the German poster below credits the movie's direction to "Robert Leigh", Casting Call's producer. Assuming the name Kendall "Ken" Stewart is real, Stewart made two other movies before falling off the face of the earth, Matinee Wives a.k.a. Matinee Hookers (1970) — also produced by Robert Leigh — and Code Name: Raw-Hide (1972). But could Robert and Ken actually be the same person?
But just to throw a monkey wrench into that hypothesis, Pre-Cert Videosclaims that the Kendall Stewart who made Matinee Hookers is actually some guy known as Kendall S. Rase, who eventually went on to edit Henning Schellerup's In Search of Historic Jesus (1979 / TV spot). 
The streets of Los Angeles —
from Code Name: Raw-Hide (1972):
The script, attributed to "Clyde Rogers", was supplied by Rik Van Nutter (1 May 1929 – 15 Oct 2005), who, assuming it's the Rik Van Nutter (born "Frederick Allen Nutter"), was a former husband of Anita Ekberg (from 1963 to 75). A Hollywood hang-around and (very) occasional actor, he was the third actor to play CIA man "Felix Leiter" in the James Bond series (Thunderball [1965 / trailer]). He's also found somewhere in Antonio Margheriti's Assignment: Outer Space (1960 / full movie).
The plot, according to TCM: "Sex exploitation film director Les Heyer (John Long), a decadent and insatiable man, satisfies his unnatural desires by sleeping with the women who answer his casting calls. Among the women who enter his office are: Charlotte (Susan Bergdahl), who is unsatisfied in her marriage; Bobbi (Valerie Lauron), a flower child who has sex for money in order to release a friend from jail; Hanna (Uschi), a bisexual; and Sherri (Judy Angel), a hopeful starlet and Heyer's mistress, who invents new thrills for Heyer in hopes of starring in his next film. Heyer has two assistants, flesh peddler Harry Kelp (Zoltan Narish), who more than matches the director's capacity for evil, and Jay Robbins (Stephen Treadwell of the sleazy roughie, The Erotic Circus [1969 / see below), a wholesome young man who seems to be out of place in Heyer's world. Jay's fiancée, Abbey (Sarah Warren), an actress who is desperate for a break, falls into Heyer's trap, and his activities with her climax the film."
One might say the movie is an exposé of the events behind #metoo.
Full movie —
The Erotic Circus:


Below the Belt
(1971, writ & dir. Bethel Buckalew)
 
As Below the Belt was "Presented" by Harry Novak, we took a look at the movie in Part VIIIof his RIP Career Review way back in 2014. There, we cobbled the following together:Another Bethel Buckalew movie that, as so often, is often (and probably incorrectly) credited to Pete Perry. As AV explains, Below the Belt follows "Novak's early-'70s formula: A few minutes of gangland tough talk in some featureless office gives way to extended scenes of simulated sex, with the principals positioning heads and legs precisely enough to avoid an X rating. Then the crooks hook up and talk some more before the next buxom distraction wanders in. [...] In Below The Belt, the criminal element convenes in a rural milieu as sweaty and dusty as those in Buckalew's 'hicksploitation' outings Midnight Plowboy (1971) and The Pigkeeper's Daughter (1972 / trailer)."
Full movie —
 Below the Belt:
At Fandango, Paul Gaita explains the plot: "Sexploitation vet John Tull stars as Sammy Beal, a less-than-scrupulous boxing manager whose current protégé is virginal country boy Johnny (Steven Hodge). Half-pint Sammy is a walking textbook example of Napoleon complex: when he's not screaming his sweaty head off at Johnny or punch-drunk assistant Benny Bravo (George 'Buck' Flower), he's mauling and berating any woman that comes within grabbing distance (including sexploitation mainstays Rene Bond and Uschi Digart, whose poolside romp with Tull should please her fans). Naturally, he dissolves into a whimpering man-baby immediately after sex. Johnny's rough-hewn skill at the sweet science catches the eye of cigar-chomping mobster Louie Gardino (Frank Finklehoffer), who dispatches comely B-girl Lisa (Mirka Madnadraszky) to distract him from his training. The naïve pugilist naturally falls for her voluptuous charms, but trouble rears its head when he catches her in a bedroom tussle with Sammy. Things rapidly come to an ugly end for all involved."
Woody Anders(Woodyanders@aol.com) of The Last New Jersey Drive-Inon the Left calls the movie "pretty standard soft-core sexploitation fare", saying "Bethal Buckalew relates the sordid story at a plodding pace, but fortunately crams this schlock with more than enough gratuitous nudity and sizzling soft-core sex to make this junk a perfectly agreeable diversion. The exquisitely busty'n'lusty Uschi Digard steams up the screen by engaging in scorching hot raunchy sex with Sammy in a swimming pool. The ever-adorable Rene Bond [pre-boob job] likewise heats things up as a lovely hooker Sammy first terrorizes before doing just what you think with. Leggy and statuesque brunette knock-out Mirka Madnadrazsky as the enticing Lisa may not be much of an actress, but she sure looks mighty tasty in the buff. The bluesy theme song provides a solid belly laugh. Ditto the surprise downbeat ending."
Trash Film Guru more or less concurs: "In fairness, this flick suffers from the same setbacks that pretty much all of these things do — cheesy theme song, repetitious music during the sex scenes, dull camera work more concerned with obscuring any actual penetration that may or may not be occurring than it is with actually making the copulation look interesting, and cheap studio and location sets, to name just a few obvious shortcomings — but in its favor, it has well-above-average performances from Hodge, Finkleloffe, and Flower, a decidedly unexpected but perfectly logical downbeat ending, and best of all Bond and Digard eating up plenty of screentime and doing what they do best."
"Sexploitation vet" John Tull seems to have retired from movies nine years later after his last and first fully X-rated film, Balling for Dollar$ (1980 / full NSFW film). The image used for the original poster of Below the Belt, featuring the great Uschi, was also used for the cover of the magazine edition of Girls Who Do Sex Films. (We once had a paperback book version of the magazine, but it seems to have disappeared from our bookshelf.) A copy of the magazine, which features interviews with Uschi, Neola "Malta" Graef, Maria Arnold and others, is currently available hereat the Rialto Report.


The Cult
(1971, writ & dir. Kentucky Jones)
 

A family that preys together ... slays together.

A.k.a. House of Bondage, The Love Cult, The Manson Massacre and Together Girls. A poster of the movie is seen the background somewhere in the cult video Charles Manson Superstar (1989), a fact we mention only as a lead-in to embedding the documentary below.
Charles Manson Superstar (1989):
The Cult is the secret inspiration behind Quentin Tarantino's upcoming Mansion movie.* As for writer & director "Kentucky Jones", the reason that he has only one known film credit to his name is probably because he took it from the eponymously named but short-live TV series from 64/65 starring Dennis Weaver, Kentucky Jones (trailer). Temple of Schlock, relying on "the word on the street", claims "Kentucky Jones" is no one less than the great Albert Zugsmith (24 April 1910 – 26 Oct 1993) — see Sappho, Darling (1968) in Part I. They also point out, as many do, that "As of now, the only version of The Cult that is available is a German-language print ["Die Töchter des Satans"] with no English sub-titles."
*Total lie we just want to see how long it takes for the statement to become an internet fact.
The newspaper clippings above and below are two of many to be found at the fun blog ..the scene of screen 13.., which says: "Although The Other Side of Madness (1971 / trailer) was the first direct Manson-sploitation planned during the trails, the 'Kentucky Jones' film The Cult was seriously the first Up-Chucked flick (possibly!) out of the gate while the Wade Williams flick took time and possibly had some problems in getting it released. Unlike the planned-out (but still kind of cheap) Wade Williams production, this one cut right to the chase by focusing on a group of women that was based on the Manson Girls but not a dramatic presentation of the news. That's the way to really do it — point the camera, shoot, go freaky, and be done with it!"
And while paired with any number of movies when screened, the clipping directly above indicates that in least in "Chicagoland", The Love Cult was released as part of a double bill with the English-language release of Max Pécas'Libido: The Urge to Love a.k.a. Je suis une nymphomane (1971), which features cult actress Janine Reynaud (13 Aug 1930 – 13 May 2018).
The Manson of The Cult isn't called Charlie, however; he's called either Invar or Ivor, depending on the website writing. And Uschi, in an un-credited appearance, plays her first MILF role as his mommy. Bad mommy, obviously enough, because: "Ivor (Makee K. Blaisdell [15 Nov 1931 – 21 Feb 1988]), for instance, turned out the way he did because he hates his mother. Why? The hate grew out of an incestuous relationship with her. [Temple of Schlock]"
 
Trailer to
The Mansion Massacre:
Bleeding Skullhits the movie's charm on the head when they say, "I know nothing about the facts surrounding Charles Manson and his crimes. But I do know that The Manson Massacre has a scene where a baby gets thrown into a dumpster. And that's good enough for me." At the same time, even as Bleeding Skull makes the film sound so much fun, it also points out why we find it hard to believe that Albert Zugsmith directed the movie: he usually displayed more care and talent in his products than found in The Cult. According to BS, "Writer-director 'Kentucky Jones' [...] comes from the Jerry Warren* school of photography — set up the camera, point it at something, and expose the film. The shots are totally devoid of creativity and/or insanity. Typically, that would be a problem. But here, the straight-forward visual approach leaves us wide open to absorb what we're seeing. And what we're seeing is 69 minutes of non-narrative vignettes that say nothing. They're just stupid. And hilarious. Everything about the film is spot-off in terms of tone. The soundtrack is mod freak-beat with lots of 'boing' sound effects. The typography used for the opening and closing credits looks more suited to a Dr. Pepper commercial than a smut-filled expose. There's no method of attack to the flashbacks and at one point, Invar accidentally looks into the camera. This is exploitation in its barest, most ideal form. Even when it's boring. It's just humping, stabbing, and a final scene of the gang driving the hearse down the street. Backwards."
*See our review of Jerry Warren's Teenage Zombies(1959).
The Oak Drive-Inhas the "plot": "B&W flashbacks show the background of Manson (or Ivor as his called here) and his followers. Ivor's flashbacks include an incestuous relationship with his mother (played by softcore queen Uschi Digard), killing his father and time in jail (complete with a pretty rough 'pick up the soap' shower scene). Other flashbacks show him recruiting up his harem — for one he girl he does this is done by helping her steal a vibrator (after her father refuses to buy it for her) and various sick/weird home situations of the other members of the group. After they steal a hearse Ivor rides around in the back laying in a white coffin — in fact pretty much all he does thru this movie is lay around looking bored surrounded by his chicks and occasionally explodes into tirades and belt whippings (when is not thinking about Uschi). Looking like it was filmed on about two sets it is somewhat of an endurance test (OK, its kinda boring). This is a sleazy, grubby bit of celluloid, with the dubbed German dialogue (no subtitles) even adding to the weirdness of the whole thing, but it does have a certain fascination about it.
Makee K. Blaisdell's decade-long career was primarily as an occasional TV actor — he was even in the background on Star Trek twice, in The Changeling (1967 / episode) and the franchise-influential Space Seed (1967 / episode). His only real screen credit of note is this piece of sleaze, and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints-produced short Johnny Lingo (1969), where he played the title character.
Full short film —
Johnny Lingo (1969):


Fancy Lady
(1971, dir. Nick Millard)
Softcore sex, and more softcore sex, and a lot of cutaways to Uschi grinning. Not one of Nick Millard's better films — and one of Uschi's lesser projects, despite playing the title role. Millard's fascination with footwear raises its head a couple of times, most notably in the final masturbation scene when Uschi gets off using a shoe.
Video Graveyardadds some opinions to its plot description: "I have seen a few of Philips' movies and they have all consisted of unimaginative camera work, a free jazz soundtrack, no plot, sex scenes that are way too long, and a lame voiceover that is thrown in because no sound was recorded on location. This is the case with Fancy Lady as we follow Uschi throughout San Francisco while she analyzes the sex acts of Americans. You see, Uschi is a reporter from Copenhagen who is on assignment to do a story on the differences between Europe and the USA in the world of sex. Uschi wanders around and thinks out loud via the voiceover as she watches a pair of lesbians for 20 minutes and then a hetero couple for another 20. There are all sorts of inane comments she makes that sound like a commentary by a Scandinavian Jessica Simpson after ingesting Spanish fly. The sex scenes are extremely dull and the second one even contains a bored-looking cat wandering around on the bed through the whole act. This was the most fascinating aspect of the whole exercise. Things slightly improved in the last 10 minutes when Uschi finally showed us what she was paid for in a quick masturbation scene but unfortunately it was too little too late. Shoe and leather fetishists may get more out of this than I did."
Sex Gore Mutantstends to agree that the movie is bad, complaining that "For the most part though, Fancy Lady is episodic and uninvolving. It's shot in quite an ugly manner too, barely looking like a film at all."
Rock!Pop!Shock!totally disagrees, however, gushing instead that "Seriously. It's pretty great. Short on plot, thankfully Fancy Lady features enough of the strange Nick Philips [aka Nick Millard] kink that makes his work so enjoyable that we're able to completely forgive the shortcomings of the story. Uschi's exploits feature plenty of obvious foot fetishism, especially the last scene where she literally rubs herself off with her black leather shoe, and in the lesbian scene in the park where both girls sport nothing but thigh high leather boots. [...] This type of stuff shows up quite frequently in his work but its shot really well, it's almost always steamy even if it's hard to explain why, and it completely works in the bizarre context of his fantasy world. But what about Uschi? She's in fine form here. She's positively lovely in everything this writer has seen her in and this film is no exception. Her lesbian scene is top notch and the finale is as hot as anything else from the era. Her completely shapely body looks beautiful on film, and here it's lit to accentuate the curves the good lord gave her in all the right places. The movie isn't exactly a smart film, it doesn't require any thought or deliver any kind of social message, but it is packed with plenty of Uschi action and some very cool footage of San Francisco's red light district circa 1971."


The Seven Minutes
(1971, dir. Russ Meyer [21 Mar 1922 – 18 Sept 2004])
As anyone who's halfway into bosom-mania or classic sexploitation movies knows, the great Russ Meyer had a brief sojourn into mainstream filmmaking at the beginning of the seventies. The results were a decidedly mixed bag of only two movies, both of which are nevertheless intriguingly "Russ Meyer". The first and most successful is of course his classic satire of sexploitation and Hollywood, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970 / trailer), in which he managed to maintain all his signature features: beautiful and bountiful babes, violence, excessive melodrama, outrageous characterization, quick editing, eye-catching camera angles & blocking — everything you know and love in his best films, but clothed in a hint of respectability.
Trailer to
The Seven Minutes:
Then came this baby, what was to be the second of three films for 20th Century Fox, a firm that never knew why they signed him in the first place, was for years [apparently] ashamed of the success of Dolls, and was happy to let him go after this movie, The Seven Minutes, flopped. And that it flopped is hardly surprising: it was neither a Meyer film, nor was it not; instead, it was some sort of oddly anemic creature that you can't take your eyes off even as it makes you want to watch something else. The little flesh here discrete, the satire and melodrama barely visible — but, Wow! Did Russ Meyer ever go so overboard in the editing room with any other movie of his? No. And that alone makes it an interesting watch, even if it does almost leave you dizzy by the end of the movie: few shots last longer than four seconds. That, combined with Meyer's traditionally odd viewpoints and catchy blocking, makes for some pretty odd visuals in a movie whose only other true saving's grace is a huge cast of familiar if (in the case of many) no longer remembered faces.
Russ Meyer shows up for a few seconds in the background wearing a red sweater; the great Uschi likewise flits by (un-credited) as the "Very Big Brunette with Gorilla".
Despite the fact that The Seven Minutes is hardly a horror cult film, the website Horror Cult Films, which notes "there's lots of big-breasted women in tight tops in this movie", has the basic plot setup of this, a film version of Irving Wallace's eponymously named best seller (paperback cover below): "A sting operation occurs where two detectives enter a bookstore and purchase a copy of a book called The Seven Minutes so the seller can be prosecuted. Behind the operation is prosecutor Elmo Duncan (Philip Carey [15 July 1925 – 6 Feb 2009]), who wants to become a senator and feels that campaigning against pornography will give him votes, backed up by a group who wish to stamp out all youthful violence incited by salacious material in books and films. The publisher calls hot shot attorney Mike Barrett (Wayne Maunder [19 Dec 1935 – 11 Nov 2018]) to defend the book and he sets about uncovering the mystery of its true author, but at the same time, a teenager supposedly commits a rape, and his father owned…. a copy of The Seven Minutes…."
There are those who find this Meyer oddity oddly interesting, and it is, even if it is also, well, somewhat boring despite the idiosyncratic touches. Most people, however, tend to think like The Video Vacuum, which says, "Basically, the whole thing feels like an overlong episode of Matlock (1986-95) with a couple of titties tossed in. It's hard to understand why Meyer would want to make this movie. I'm sure the subject of free speech spoke to him, but he really is the wrong director to tackle the subject. Luckily for us, he quickly returned to his drive-in roots with his next picture, Black Snake(1973 / trailer)."Black Snake, by the way, is a.k.a. Sweet Suzy.


Wow! It's Cindy
(1971, dir. possibly unknown)
 
A movie, going by the poster, that paced no importance on the names of anyone involved. Sinemia, among other websites, claims that Ray Nankey is the director; according to the imdb, he's the cameraman — but he seems to directed a short film in his lifetime, 1972's Patriotism, featuring the great unsolved-murder victim, Bob "Col Hogan" Crane (13 July 1928 – 29 June 1978).
Full short —
Ray Nankey's Patriotism:
Other websites list Leslie Gaston as the director, but in general she is listed merely as part of the crew; the One Sheet Index, for example, have her listed as being responsible for the script, but even they don't list a director.
While Uschi plays one of the main characters, Joyce, the soft-core actress Phyllis Stangel (of, among other, H.G. Lewis's Miss Nymphet's Zap-In [1970]), plays the title character Cindy. We're not 100% sure, but we believe the long-retired actress is now a real estate agent in the state that brought us that infamous, long-deceased guy (27 Aug 1906 – 26 July 1984) who inspired Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974 / trailer), not to mention the movie Deranged(1974 / trailer).
Wow! It's Cindy is probably a 100% generic pre-hardcore sexfilm, but filmed with sound; as far as we can tell, no one has seen fit to write about it online although it is readily available everywhere. In Germany, in an attempt to take advantage of a variety of popular films directed by someone named Russ Meyer, this movie got released as Cindy: Supervixen in Hollywood.
The poster proclaims "The all American girl who became the all American tramp", but most plot descriptions make the blonde titular character Teutonic. The only plot we ever find anywhere other than at the One-Sheet Index— like at Veehd, for example — infers more of a foreigner-comes-to-Hollywood Horatio Alger story: "Blonde German model Cindy (Phyllis Stenger) arrives at Los Angeles from Germany to try her hand at becoming a Hollywood actress. She is welcomed by her close friend Joyce (Uschi Digard), who is a successful call girl. Joyce puts Cindy up in her apartment. Soon Cindy finds out how difficult it is to start a Hollywood career. Despite submitting herself to the casting couch hanky panky, Cindy is unable to land a starring role in any Hollywood movie. However, Cindy's sojourn in Hollywood is not all that gloomy when she meets the love of her life at a birthday party."
The advertisement above comes from ..the scene of screen 13.., where they write, "The World Theater in Billings had a long history dating back to 1924 as Myrick's Egyptian Theatrewith incarnations being names the Lyric and the Dolly. Facing a change in the movie-going scene, it developed a late night program called Playmate Theater in order to boost up the business. This small chapter, which went from Summer '71 to Summer '72, needs to be chronicled as one of the many attempts to go adult in the early 70s that came and went at a fast pace before the adult movie industry turned into a solid business through the decade. The theater would close in Nov. 1978."


A Touch of Sweden
(1971, dir. Joseph F. Robertson)

"I made two of the top ten turkeys ever made. That's a distinction! I mean, it means something! That means I did something!"
Joseph F. Robertson in Tom Weaver's
It Came from Horrorwood: Interviews with Moviemakers in the SF and Horror

12.5 minutes of
A Touch of Sweden:
Director Joseph F. Robertson (17 April 1925 – 8 July 2001), or someone, later added hardcore inserts to this movie and released it as Pastries (1974), which we'll look at later. For his porn movies, Robertson generally preferred his female nom de plume, "Adelle Robbins", but that was hardly the only name he turned to. A former Marine, he entered the film biz via D-grade horror as the producer and/or writer and/or actor and/or director of fondly remembered, prime sub-standard fun, namely Herbert L. Strock's The Crawling Hand (1963 / trailer), Robert Hutton's The Slime People (1963 / trailer) and Gerd Oswald's (less fun) Agent for H.A.R.M. (1966 / trailer). By the seventies, he'd moved into exploitation and even has the dubious honor of having directed a cross-dressed Ed Wood in Love Feast (1969) and Mrs Stone's Thing (1970 / theme song). Once he went hardcore, he pretty much stayed there until the end, though he returned to no-budget horror briefly for two horror comedies: he produced Stephen Sayadian's Dr. Caligari (1989) and his own Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992 / scene).
Trailer to
Stephen Sayadian's Dr. Caligari (1989):
Over at Something Weird, Mike Accomando of Dreadful Pleasures writes: "What a cast! [...] Touch of Sweden is a great showcase for La Uschi, who stars in and narrates the story in her wonderful syrupy accent. While on vacation in Sweden, Uschi describes her adventures in Hollywood to a wide-eyed plaything. After becoming a star in sex films [...], the buxotic Usch has a change of heart and says, 'I felt guilty. I wanted to do something for humanity.' Everyone's favorite sex bomb then 'helps her fellow man' by becoming a nurse (!) and meeting 'the strangest people.' Naturally, Uschi and her fellow nurses offer their own special brand of sexual healing. Bed-hopping includes Norman Fields as a womanizing Groucho Marx impersonator, horny fat guy Jack King, a rump-wrangling barber (John Keith) who gets a bottle stuck up his ass, fake sheik Ron Darby, The Adult Version of Jekyll & Hide's (1972 / scene) John Barnum, smut stud John Paul Jones, and a skirt-chasing Count Dracula who tries to put the bite on Miss Digart. As usual, Sandy Dempsey and Sandi Carey get their cookie sheets greased. In fact, the whole cast gets played with so often, they should have 'Mattel' stenciled on their asses. Touch of Sweden shapes up as a well-made, frequently funny sex romp courtesy of producer/director Joseph F. Robertson, who also cameos as both Cecil, a patient who loves knitting, and a drunk who sits outside a phone booth and happily watches Uschi undress. It often unspools like a soft-X episode of Love American Style gone haywire [....]."
 
In other words, the sex film as farce — as so many used to be. Aside from director Joseph F. Robertson's reuse of this movie for his later porn release Pastries (1974), "footage from this R-rated comedy later ended up in the 3-Dsoft-core film The Chamber-Mades (1972)", a [possibly lost] film so obscure it isn't on the imdb — you see Uschi on that film's poster below in the left eye frame of the glasses. Not to be confused with the X-rated The Chambermaids (1974 / NSFW).


The Toy Box
(1971, dir. Ronald Víctor García [as Ron Garcia])

German title: Sexualrausch. Uschi has the famous scene in which bedsheets get hot and amorous with her, but the true main characters are Ralph (Sean Kenney, credited as Evan Steele) and Donna (Ann Perry, born Virginia Ann Lindsay, 23 Mar 1936 – 11 Sept 2015, credited as Ann Myers). Sean Kenney is perhaps most famous as the second actor to play the seminal Star Trekcharacter Capt Pike, in the two-part episode, The Menagerie (he also twice played a lesser character, Lt DePaul), but he is also found in a number of popular trash disasterpieces, namely: The Corpse Grinders (1971 / trailer), The Bloody Slaying of Sarah Ridelander aka Savage Abduction (1973 / scene) and Terminal Island (1973 / trailer).
The Opening Credits of
The Toy Box:
We took a look at The Toy Box in the RIP Career Reviews of Henry NovakPart VIII, where we wrote, matryoshka-doll like:
"Director Ronald Víctor García, who also wrote the flick, went on to a long, still-running career as TV director and cinematographer. The Toy Box can be found on-line in a hardcore version, particularly if you search under the movie's Italian title La Scatola Dei Giochi Erotici, but the truly XXX scenes were obviously added at a later date.
"We also took a quick look at this flick in our R.I.P. Career Review of Paul Hunt, where we kept things short: 'Paul Hunt acted as producer (along with the great Harry Novak) and cinematographer for Garcia's infamous trash favorite, The Toy Box. Girls, Guns and Ghouls says: "Ron Garcia [...] created a pure gem of a film in The Toy Box, one of the most enjoyable little movies I've seen in many a year. I can only urge any cult, horror or sleaze fans out there to pick it up, I can't imagine anyone who reads these pages regularly being disappointed. Then again, how any film that shows buxom screen goddess Uschi Digard naked on a revolving bed, being caressed by the bedsheets of the bed can be passed up by anyone is beyond me." (Full review here.)
"Critical Condition, on the other hand and like most, was less impressed: '[An] incomprehensible mess that has mucho nudity but makes very little sense. A group of sexual exhibitionists gather at a secluded mansion to put on sex shows for the enigmatic "Uncle" (Jack King of The Creeping Terror [1964 / full movie / trailer below]), who may or may not be dead. Once they are done with their performances, the sexual participants are allowed to pick a prize from "The Toy Box" as a token of Uncle's thanks. Things are not going good. People are being murdered by their sex partners while Uncle watches. Some people disappear and the occupants are not allowed to leave the mansion. In the end, we find out that this is all a plot by an alien race to kidnap humans and use their brains as a drug to get high! This hodgepodge of sex and horror is confusing to the extreme. The story is downright impossible to follow. Toss in a lot of post-sync dubbing, plentiful simulated sex (including oral sex with hilarious "slurping" sounds dubbed in) and annoying gel lighting and what you get is a potpourri of nonsense. [...] The Toy Box (aka The Orgy Box) is rough going for even the most patient viewer.'"
Trailer to
The Creeping Terror (1964):
The advertisement below, for "Endless Terror" screenings at Akron, Ohio's sadly departed Gala Twin Drive In and Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio's sadly departed Ascot Triple Drive In, reveals a sleaze-film fan's dream line up of Harry Novak releases. A Taste of Hell (1973 / trailer) is violent jungle war film featuring a visually deformed hero, while "Crazed Vampire" is nothing less than Jean Rollin's (3 Nov 1938 – 15 Dec 2010) classic Requiem for a Vampire (1971 / trailer).


The World Is Just a "B" Movie
(1971, dir. R.D. Robinson & Alan Stecker)

A super obscure movie, the filmmakers of which have never been heard of again — but then, director Alan Stecker is also usually (and incorrectly) attributed as "Alan Steckery". Stecker is now an artist in Georgia, and since we couldn't find a poster to his film, we've embedded a random piece of his art instead. It's entitled, Hey! I'm Talking Here.
Someone at TV Guidesaw the movie, and even wrote about it, "Despite its promising title, this film is crippled by atrocious performances, an awful script, and a minuscule $20,000 budget. [...] The filmmakers deserve some credit for actually getting this low-budget 16mm picture off the ground, but good intentions and hard work do not a movie make."
Elsewhere, Sandra Brennan (Rovi) is of the opinion that "The world may be just a 'B' movie, but this low-budget flick only gets a 'D'. It is the story of two bank robbers. One of them spends his cash and time ogling the mammary glands of innumerable topless waitresses."
TCMhas a plot: "When Jonathan Peru (James Christopher), an amateur thief who has dug a tunnel under the vault of a bank, enlists the help of professional robber Harry Greene (Robert Lincoln Robb) to pull off his heist, he shows Greene where to cut through to the vault using a red heart-shaped diagram bearing the directions, 'Cut on the dotted line'. Although Greene manages to accomplish the task alone, he offers part of the loot to Peru, whose conscience prevents him from taking it and who instead takes pleasure in watching topless and bottomless dancers at nightclubs. When Greene is sent to jail for robbing the bank, Peru remains free to indulge his sexual fantasies of the scantily clad dancers." Uschi is one of the dancers, we assume...
According to the imdb, the forgotten folk musician Bob Lind, who has written hits for others and once had one himself entitled Elusive Butterfly, supposedly wrote the title track. And, indeed, he once wrote a song entitled The World Is Just a B Movie (lyrics)... in 1966, four years before this movie ever got released.  Lind, a former friend of Charles Bukowski, is the guy who inspired Bukowski's character "Dinky Summers", found in Bukowski's 1978 novel Women and other writings.
The World Is Just a B Movie
Music and Lyrics by Bob Lind:


Coed Dorm
(1971, dir. Thomas "Tom" S. Alderman)

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Anyone remember how titillatingly progressive the concept of coed dorms once was? The concept even warranted a LIFE magazine cover (below) not to mention proved inspirational for any number of salacious books — Harrad Experiment (1966), anyone? (Which also became a movie, in 1973 [trailer].)
This obscure movie here is a.k.a. Farouk U and/or Farouk University. Alderman's short career seems directly linked to a guy named Darrel Presnell (21 June 1923 – 28 June 2002), who co-wrote The Master-Piece (1969) with Alderman and then produced Alderman's only known directorial projects, this comedy here and, two years later, Alderman's somewhat more popular horror movie, The Severed Arm (1973). Then — POOF! — they seemed to have left the biz. (Alderman did first find time to appear in a tiny part in The Spook Who Sat by the Door [1973 / trailer/ full film].)
The Severed Arm features the screen debut of the cult horror actor Angus Scrimm (19 August 1926 – 9 January 2016, of Wishmaster[1997] and Vampirella[1996] and so much more), admittedly in a very small role as a postman.
The Severed Arm:
Coed Dorm, however, is a sexploitation comedy. Available at Something Weird, where Handsome Harry Archer explains the film as follows: "Founded by Ali Baba Schwartz and presided over by Dr Maurice De Sade (Ray Dannis, 15 Dec 1921 – 27 Dec 2006, the undertaker of The Undertaker and His Pals [1966 / trailer]), a 'world-famous gynecologist', Farouk University ('Farouk U') not only offers 'an exotic curriculum' but also a 'coed fraternity-sorority house', which is the 'only one of its kind in the world'. Attending both the school and the Coed Dorm is Thi Beta This sorority sister Virgy Summers (Diane Patton), a 20-year-old 'angel of a girl' whose defrocked-priest daddy has left her 40 million dollars if she remains a virgin. (Once a year, she must be 'certified pure'.) Also attending is Graham Williams (Bob Guthrie), a blond pretty-boy and divinity student: 'Good morals are no joke.' He's also properly appalled when the housemother, an ex-porno actress named Tempest LaVerne gets naked and attacks him: 'I have committed fornication! The devil broke down my resistance!' As expected, Graham and Virgy fall in love. They kiss. They get naked. They do it. Oops. Bye, bye virginity. Bye, bye millions. Nevertheless, Virgy deals with it stoically by breaking into song. Yup, Coed Dorm is, amazingly, a semi-musical! More musical numbers occur when the dorm holds a benefit show to help Graham pay his college tuition. On the program are none other than Uschi Didard ('Miss Melons') accompanying 'The Farouk U All-Girl Topless Tabernacle Choir'; a torrid strip by Miss LaVerne she calls 'The Sins of Florence Nightingale'; and De Sade singing a suave version of 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic' while surrounded by bare-breasted gals waving flags. (Mr. Dannis is pretty funny here.) And because De Sade is also something of a mad scientist ('I'm transplanting the rectum of a baboon!'), Tempest asks if he can make Virgy 'whole again'. He suggests 'a virgin transplant' and soon has the unbroken hymen of an 80-year-old virgin transplanted into Virgy. Unfortunately, the operation does not go well, but it does lead to the film's funniest musical number... Wow. Rated X when first released in 1971 (by Ellman Film Enterprises), Coed Dorm is a rather wacky drive-in mix of skin, songs, and stupid jokes — definitely not what one would expect from the director of the low-budget horror film The Severed Arm. [...]"
Flick Attackis one of the few, the brave, who have watched it and they were moved to say: "Unless you're an Uschi Digard completist […], I can't much recommend Coed Dorm, an ultra-obscure campus comedy in the throbbing vein of Animal House (1978 / trailer), the National Lampoon classic that looks positively academic by comparison. […]"


Drop Out
(1971, writ. & dir. "Robert Lee")

Needless to say, not to be confused with Tinto Brass's Dropout (1970). "Robert Lee" is not Lee Frost, as is often credited, but is actually the less violently misogynistic sex-film maker, Stephen C. Apostolof (25 Feb 1928 – 14 Aug 2005), whose first foray into the film industry was as producer and co-scriptor of Journey to Freedom (1957, poster below), with Tor Johnson. Apostolof finally dove headfirst into low budget sexploitation in 1965 by producing and directing the infamous Orgy of the Dead (1965 / a trailer), starring possibly future Babe of Yesteryear starlet Pat Barrington and written by Ed Wood, the latter with whom Apostolof worked regularly over the years.
The exact release date of Drop Out is contentious, sometimes given as 1971 or 1973. In 1972, in any event, Apostolof also made Drop Out Wife (1972), a movie that is often confused with this one, but they are two distinctly different films.
Nothing to do with this movie —
the complete soundtrack to Orgy of the Dead:
Germany's Das größte Filmlexikon der Welt["The Largest Film Lexicon in the World"] dismisses Drop Out as "primitive undressing and bed scenes strung together through the story of a girl who becomes the victim of rape".
Temple of Schlock, where many of our images come from, has a more in-depth description, taken from the original one-sheet: "The star of our Drop Out is a young girl named Billie (Susan Westcott) who is running away from a life she can no longer justify. While hitch-hiking north on the Coast Highway, she is picked up by Sam Thorn (Vincent Adams), a 300-pound sexual glutton, and the two journey together on towards San Francisco. As it grows later in the day, Sam pulls his car, with the sleeping Billie, into a motel operated by his friend, Kunt Harris (Mark Fore), a part time neo-Nazi and full time voyeur. Thus begins for Billie a series of sexual escapades starting with a hilarious running bout with Big Sam Thorn. Sam, with more than his feelings hurt, checks out the next morning without paying for Billie's room, leaving her in the hands of the 'Crazy' Kunt. Billie agrees to work off her bill as a maid at the motel, working under the direction of the constantly inflamed Kunt. At the motel, she encounters a host of unforgettable characters including: Millie (Linda Vroom), the leggy go-go dancer, who turns Billie on to where the lights are low and the action is hot; Susan (Anita, or Nora Westbauer), Kunt's hot-pants wife driven mad with desire for Link (Jerome Scott), the handsome young filmmaker, who travels with his buxom assistants, Theda ('Barbara Caron', or Barbara Mills) and Bara ('Heidi Sohier', or Uschi), and plans to capture the motel occupants' wilder sexual moments on film, with or without their consent. The motel is alive with sexual activity; room to room and wall to wall. Kunt takes as much advantage of it as possible, occasionally employing his spy glasses to enjoy the indoor activities of several of his patrons. Link and his comely assistants have a tremendous romp putting it all on film. But now, they have a new idea for the perfect ending to their work of sexual art. It was the perfect climax: A live, unrehearsed gang bang using Billie as their unsuspecting victim. It seemed as if it was going to be just another beach party until four of them got Billie alone!"

Coming eventually —
Uschi Digard, Part V: 1971, Part II

Pink Flamingos (Baltimore, 1972)

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A classic of underground cinema that lives up to and possibly even transcends its reputation, Pink Flamingos remains, even now 46 years after its release, a movie that separates the men from the boys, the human beings from the Republicans.
The movie was, in its day, prime transgressive cinema before the term and movement was even officially regurgitated and quickly drowned in its own intellectual pretentions. And unlike in most cinematic endeavors from that movement, for all the boundaries this and the movies of John Waters crossed, the filmmaker always broke them with his tongue firmly in his cheek: his are movies that [usually] make you laugh even as they freak you out or disgust you. (One laughs a lot during Pink Flamingos.)
True, the movie is not as shocking now as it was when it first came out — it is, as fiction, by nature less shocking than the reality of the US's current innately corrupt political system and collapsing society — but even the jaded might still feel an occasional pang of shock when watching this movie. (The singing butthole usually gets most people, not to mention the movie's infamous closing scene, done in an uncut take, of Divine chowing down on doggy doo.) Laughs, in any event, are guaranteed... if only nervous ones.
Rest assured, however, when you screen this healthy and hearty and enjoyable cinematic abortion, you do end up watching a truly terribly made movie. The soundtrack might be top notch,* but when it comes to the cinematic and/or technical qualities normally expected of a feature film — editing, acting, cinematography, continuity, whatever — Pink Flamingos displays more exuberance than any semblance of skill.
*Indeed, it is perhaps one of the earliest example of the continual use of well-known and/or obscure pop songs to underscore, often incongruently, diverse scenes the narrative, a filmic technique that has become almost de juresince, dunno, Reservoir Dogs (1992 / trailer).
But this very exuberance, combined with the whole film's in-your-face attitude and dedicated transgression of good taste, works magic. Waters may have, in the meantime and after 12 different feature films in total, directed better-made movies displaying consummate filmic professionalism, but none of his later works carry the punch or have been as influential as Pink Flamingos. It is, in its own extremely idiosyncratic manner, a masterpiece of sorts. And imperative viewing for anyone interested in underground film, exploitation movies, low culture, black comedy, alternative culture(s), artistic expression, freedom of speech, or chicken fucking.
Pink Flamingo is the third no-budget, feature-length movie Waters directed, preceded as it was by the director's lesser known Mondo Trasho (1969 / scene) and Multiple Maniacs (1970 / trailer). It is the first of what has since become known as John Waters'"Trash Trilogy", which also includes his subsequent two vintage Baltimore projects, Female Trouble (1974 / trailer) and Desperate Living (1977 / trailer) — both of which are noteworthy cinematic experiences on their own.
Shot on a reported budget of $10,000, Pink Flamingos looks every bit a product of its budget, which is also very much part of the movie's anarchistic and questionable charm. The influence of the low budget and/or guerilla filmmaking tactics and style of the Now York underground filmmakers of the 1960s, above all the brothers Mike & George Kuchar,*is evident, particularly in the over-exaggerated acting style and extremely arch dialog. Character after character manages to spout inanely long dialog that verges on being baroque, but for that there are also fun scenes without any dialog (but set to music) — like of Divine (19 Oct 1975– 7 Mar 1988), as Divine / Babs Johnson, strolling down streets (the reactions are real and priceless), or Raymond Marble (David Lochary [21 Aug 1944 – 29 July 1977]) displaying his family jewals. One gets the feeling that aside from limited sound recording facilities, Waters also had only limited access to editing possibilities, for much of the film is shot in long takes, with pans, zooms and/or an unmoving camera — basically: poverty-level Jess Franco.
*George Kuchar may be resting in peace, but the surviving brother, Mike, is still making short films and is also a productive graphic artist of truly great gay smut art, an extremely innocent example of which is directly below.
The basic plot is simple: Divine and her criminal family — comprising Edie the Egg Lady (Edith Massey [28 May 1918 – 24 Oct 1984]), Crackers (Danny Mills [Died 21 Jan 2017]) and companion Connie (Mary Vivian Pearce) — are laying low in a trailer out in the country, but back in beautiful Baltimore Connie (Mink Stole) and Raymond Marble have grown jealous of her reputation as "The Filthiest Person Alive". They decide to destroy Divine and usurp her title... but only live long enough to rue the day. Framed within that narrative are characters deeply imbued in sleaze and fun pastimes like fucking, masturbation, incest, rape, illegal baby selling, lesbianism, murder, cannibalism, egg eating, cop killing, shopping, foot fetishism, butt singing and more. And a great wardrobe: at least in the case of Divine, Crackers, Connie and the Marbles, all would fit in perfectly in the nightlife of today's Berlin. (Though, in the case of Raymond, the blue pubes that properly match the hair color on his head definitely clash with his almost bear-like excess of body hair.)
Seen today, it is surprising how easily Pink Flamingossuddenly becomes a kind of allegorical mirror of the contemporary politics: If you see Babs as the Democrats, and the Marbles as the Republicans, in the end they are all criminals and what they "do" is different only in degrees. But Babs is a bit more social (as seen by her extended family and B-day party popularity), while the Marbles are bit more egoistic, consumer- and position-driven, and convinced of their own entitlement.
Also comparable to the US Republicans, aside from all their questionable business activities and the less-than-pious cravings for social status, in the end the Marbles are extremely and illogically judgmental and conservative: they are continually shocked by the actions of others, though no one does anything all that much worse than what they themselves do. (One might argue they don't even have the balls to do their own evil: yes, they sell the babies of kidnapped girls they chain up and impregnate in the basement, but they have to hire someone to do the actual rapes instead of having Raymond doing it himself.) And Raymond, for all his own sexual peccadilloes & perversions, even runs away in pure horror after, having just exposed himself in public, he confronted by a highly attractive chick with a dick (Elizabeth Coffey,who, in real life, had it taken off a week later). Yep, the Marbles are very much conservatives of the contemporary rightwing religious Trump Republican model: something — pussy-grabbing, underage sex, white collar crime, affairs, cocksucking — is only disgusting or wrong if other people do it.
Whatever. Pink Flamingos, "An Exercise in Poor Taste", lives up to its infamy in a multiple of ways. A historical artifact of immense cultural importance, this gleefully tasteless and oddly life-affirming cult film is required viewing for culture vultures of all persuasions and political parties. Watch it, now. And if you don't like it, well, go do what Divine does in the final scene.
P.S.: Trailer to John Waters' own "remake", Kiddie Flamingos (2014 / trailer). 
P.P.S.: John Waters "has stated that Armando Bo's 1969 Argentine film Fuegoinfluenced not only Pink Flamingos, but his other films. His words: 'If you watch some of my films, you can see what a huge influence Fuego was. I forgot how much I stole. ... Look at Isabel's makeup and hairdo in Fuego. Dawn Davenport, Divine's character in Female Trouble, could be her exact twin, only heavier. Isabel, you inspired us all to a life of cheap exhibitionism, exaggerated sexual desires and a love for all that is trash-ridden in cinema.'" So, for your viewing pleasure... 
The Full Movie —
Armando Bo's Fuego (1969):

Short Film: Final Curtain (USA, 1957)

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OK, a wasted life  prides (?) itself as being a blog "about obscure, trashy, fun, bad and fabulous films". That's why we are finally going to present a truly obscure and bad and fun in its own way (and questionable, at best, when it comes to trashy and fabulous) short film by everyone favourite (and tragic) auteur of badness, the great Edward D. Wood, Jr (10 Oct 1924 – 10 Dec 1978). And no, the short we want to look at is not one of the many porn loops he worked on in his alcohol-fueled twilight days.
What we have here is a 20-odd-minute-long short film written and directed by Wood entitled Final Curtain that he made as the pilot episode for an anthology TV series he hoped to sell, Portraits in Terror and/or Journeys into Terror. (Different sources give different names.) Final Curtain is, of course, all Ed Wood in every way and anything but a viable commercial pilot episode, neither now or back in the "innocent" Eisenhower years. It went nowhere, of course. So Wood reused parts of it in his later feature film, Night of the Ghouls (1959 / a trailer/ full movie).

Like so much of Wood's production, the short was long thought lost, but then Jason Insalaco and Jonathan Harris found and restored the short and premiered it at Slamdancein in Park City, Utah, on January 23, 2012. (Insalaco is related to an Ed Wood regular, actor Paul Marco [10 June 1927 – 14 May 2006], and a dedicated Wood archivist.) Supposedly a second episode was also filmed entitled The Night the Banshee Cried, but if so, the film is still lost.
Despite the hyperbolic narration read by Dudley "Eros" Manlove (11 June 1914 – 17 April 1996), of the decidedly interesting C-film The Creation of the Humanoids (1962 / trailer/ full movie) & Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space(1959 / trailer/ full movie) nothing much happens in Final Curtain. It is however, surprisingly well shot — but then, Wood also seems to be aiming more for mood than action (a shame that the moody effectiveness of the almost expressionistic cinematography wasn't matched in the voiceover). But as for action, well, there ain't any: basically, an unnamed actor (Duke Moore, [15 July 1913 – 16 Nov 1976], "an American actor who has the distinction of spending his entire on-screen career in productions by Ed Wood") wanders around a theatre after the last performance of his play pontificating, eventually meets a living mannequin (Jenny Stevens) and then well, goes to bed (sorta)…




"The best Ed Wood comes dangerously close to the world of experimental film artists of the era, such as Kenneth Anger and Man Ray," film historian Rob Craig told theNew York Timesin 2012. "His best films are abstract, surreal and highly symbolic…what he created was nothing short of magical — and utterly unique."

The Sisters / Pee chong air (Thailand, 2004)

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Pee chong air— not a total waste of time, if you are of a forgiving nature and/or simply enjoy watching mildly interesting but by-the-number, majorly flawed, low-budget movies steeped in a foreign, culturally-influenced manner of thinking. The Thai title supposedly translated into something like "Air-Conditioning Duct Ghost", which is basically what the film is about, but for the western-world DVD release the less inherently ridiculous title The Sisters was used. Our DVD was Thai with English subtitles, but as the dialog is less than complicated, the subtitles are short and sweet and easy to process.
The Sisters isthe second directorial project of Tiwa Moeithaisong, who despite a to-date total of nine directorial projects to his name — for example, Meat Grinder (2009 / trailer) and Ghost Coins (2014 / trailer) — is primarily active as a cameraman and director of photography (for example, Bangkok Love Story [2007 / trailer]), a career which, going by the way The Sisters often looks, is perhaps his real forte: visually, The Sisters looks really good despite its obvious total lack of budget. Moeithaisong is more than willing to sacrifice brevity and speed (not to mention logic and horror) for a beautiful composition and/or slow, moody shot. This makes for a broad variety of eye-catching images interspersed throughout the cheap-looking movie, but also makes The Sisters feel slow, disjointed and bloated. It is a shame that Moeithaisong didn't simply speed up many of his slow pans: the shots would have been just as overt and visually pleasing, but at least the movie wouldn't feel Prozac-infused and/or as if it is literally dragging its feet to its final, inane, WTF scene.
When writing his tale of a revengeful ghost and its victims, Moeithaisong was very much influenced by Nolan's Memento (2000 / trailer): particularly when it comes to the past events, initial scenes precede later scenes that segue into the first scene, so that the true chronological narrative of the events is slow to be shown. That said, Moeithaisong is no Nolan, and the budget of Moeithaisong's entire movie was probably equivalent to the toilet paper budget of Nolan's feature film directorial debut. Nevertheless, the experimental narrative structure is interesting and praiseworthy, and perhaps the most creative aspect of the whole movie. The movie may start out as a confusing narrative mess, but mid-way through everything does indeed coalesce and the past narrative comes into harmony with the present one. (It helps, perhaps, if one knows in advance that the monotone scenes are from the past and the color scenes are from the present.)
As for the horror story itself, The Sisters milks the vengeful ghost narrative familiar to all audiences across the world ever since the international success of the original The Grudge (2000 / trailer), complete with the snow-white-faced, long-haired female ghost and a little kid ghost, the latter of which is shoehorned into the tale in a manner beyond laughable. (If we understood correctly, it is revealed that the elder female ghost was pregnant when she died; one can only assume that the little boy ghost, circa age nine, is the ghost of the baby, for otherwise there is no place whence it could logically come.) There is another ghost, that of a normal-looking little girl, maybe 12, but she does not seem to be out for death and revenge — in fact, one wonders why she is even part of the story, other than to supply the teens with some important clues needed later or to simply stare out windows.
As for the stereotypical ghost(s), this time, instead of inhabiting a cursed house, ala the original Grudge and its later Hollywood remake (2004 / trailer), in The Sisters we have vengeful and highly mobile ghost(s) inhabiting the air-conditioning duct of a hotel room. (We learn later that the main female ghost is that of a prostitute who came to a terrible and bloody end at the hands of a beheading psychopath in the hotel room. He stuffed her head into the duct, thus she now lives there.) And though it would seem that the hoteliers know the room is cursed, they nevertheless rent it to a group of teen musicians seeking a night's respite after a performance. One by one, they all see the ghost; one by one, they are cursed to die; and one by one, they die until the final guy and gal set out to solve the mystery behind the murder and the ghost's past in the hope of somehow bringing her to rest. (Spoiler: They manage only half the job.)
The killer ghost, though hardly a sympathetic figure throughout the movie, does achieve some emotional redemption by the end, at which point the viewer knows the entire tragic history of her doomed and terrible life. Still, as tragic and touching as all that and the final voiceover is in which she expresses her sense of guilt and being filthy for the abuses she experienced as a powerless woman while alive, one wonders why her ghostly anger is not more focused. In life as in death, her reasons to hate men are understandable, as is to an extent her desire for revenge in her unnatural form when she finally has the supernatural power to get it. Unluckily, however, indiscriminately directed rage does take down the innocent as well.
The teenagers, for example, are hardly "guilty" of anything other than uneven acting, but she takes them all down. (How they look into the air-conditioning duct one after the other at different times and then walk stonily out of the room is a hoot. Dunno, but wouldn't most people at least gasp loudly and maybe call everyone else in the room over to look, too?) The first teens dies more or less accidentally, as he runs in terror; the second, the ghost literally forces him to shoot himself in the head. Guts and gore might not splatter in either case, but the teens sure do lie in pools of blood once dead.
Once all the teens have realized there's a real ghost after them, they do the logical (if, for us, exotic) thing of going straight to a Buddhist monk, but as is the case in many of these films, the monk can't help much. True, he does know of a ritual that would require them to sleep seven nights straight in a "dead coffin"— i.e., a coffin that has housed a dead body — but the multiple coffins are all needed that very evening before midnight. As might be expected, getting any such a coffin proves extremely time-consuming…
As The Sisters is an Asian vengeful white ghost movie, it is hardly a spoiler to reveal that there are no survivors at the end. (OK, one guy simply disappears, so maybe he made it. Perhaps because this results in the viewer being shortchanged a death, another character is killed twice, first in a very realistic dream sequence and then in real life.) What is odd, however, is that by the end of the movie, somehow the ghost is even able to take down those who didn't see her in the air-conditioning duct and, assuming what one sees onscreen is "real", also has gained the ability to possess and replace living females (i.e., her mother and the film's final girl). The why and how is never explained, but then, much of what occurs in the movie is oriented less towards making the supernatural tale coherent than at getting a sudden shock. For that, many other scenes drag out and milk the suspense until the teat is chapped and dry.
The Sisters is really not what you can call a good movie, especially since so much of it is second hand if not generic Asian horror. But thanks to its exotic card, its atmospheric visuals and its intriguing structure and editing, not to mention the occasional unintentional laugh and leftfield twist or development, it is not entirely a loser of a film. Had the pacing only been better, the acting a touch less inconsistent, and the story a bit less sloppy, it might have become a minor but good movie. But it isn't one, even if it isn't a total bomb.
That said, life is short and there are so many other better movies out there…

R.I.P. – Dick Miller, Part II: 1961-67

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25 Dec 1928 – 30 Jan 2019

The American thespian treasure known as Dick Miller, one of our all-time favorite character actors, entered the Great Nothingness on January 30th, 2019.
A Bronx-born Christmas Day present to the world, Miller entered the film biz doing redface back in 1956 in the Roger Corman western Apache Woman (trailer). He quickly became a Corman regular and, as a result, became a favorite face for an inordinate amount of modern and contemporary movie directors, particularly those weaned and teethed in Corman productions. (Miller, for example, appears in every movie Joe Dante has made to date.) 
A working thespian to the end, Miller's last film, the independent horror movie Hanukkah (trailer), starring fellow low culture thespian treasure Sid Haig, just finished production. In it, as in many of Miller's films, his character is named Walter Paisley in homage to his first truly great lead role, that of the loser killer artist/busboy Walter Paisley in Roger Corman's classic black comedy, A Bucket of Blood (1959). 
What follows is a multi-part career review in which we look at the feature films in which he appeared. The films are not necessarily looked at in the order of their release... and if we missed one, let us know.
 
Go here for
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part I (1955-60) 



Cabana 54
(1961, director unknown)

A forgotten and probably lost television pilot that never aired and, naturally, never became a series. We couldn't find an image of the pilot online so, instead, we offer (above) one of the most demure centerfold photos to ever appear in Playboy,that of Mara Corda (born Marilyn Joan Watts on 3 Jan 1930), Playboy Playmate of the October 1958 issue and the female lead of such fun films as The Black Scorpion (1957, trailer below), The Giant Claw (1957 / trailer) and the classic Tarantula (1955 / trailer). According to the imdb, she was part of the Cabana 54 cast.
Corda-less trailer to 
The Black Scorpion:
The only documentation of the pilot's existence that we could find (outside the imdb) is in Vincent Terrace's book, Encyclopedia of Unaired Television Pilots, 1945-2018, which offers the following details about the NBC drama, Cabana 54: "The Shelter Island Inn, a nightclub in the harbor district of San Diego, provides the backdrop for a look at the activities of its owner, the undercover police agent who secretly battles crime and corruption (he resides in Cabana 54) Originally titled Cottage 64."
The imdb lets us know that the pilot featured Dick Miller, Richard Garland and (as mentioned) Mara Corday; we assume Garland (7 July 1927 – 24 May 1969), not yet notably ill or alcoholic, was the lead; who knows what character Miller played.
Though the director is not officially known, the producer is: Samuel Gallu (21 March 1918 – 27 March 1991). Seeing that Gallu directed many an episode of his TV productions, as well as an occasional movie — including The Limbo Line (1968), with Kate O'Mara, and Theatre of Death (1967 / trailer) — it seems presumable that he may have directed this pilot as well. Check your attics, folks.



Capture that Capsule
(1961, dir. Will Zens)

Although Dick Miller appeared in a variety of TV shows in the late fifties that had nothing to do with Roger Corman — including, for example, in Dragnet (1951-59) in the episode The Big Perfume Bottle(1958), in which "a unique and costly perfume bottle is taken from an upscale home and it's up to Friday (Jack Webb [2 April 1920 – 23 Dec 1982]) and Smith (Ben Alexander [27 June – 5 July 1969]) to get it back"— he had only ever appeared in Corman movies. In theory, Capture that Capsule is the first non-Corman feature film that Dick Miller is credited as appearing in, as "Richard Miller". (The name is even on the poster!)

But, let's take a look at what Fantastic Movie Musing and Ramblings says: "This is either the single most dunderheaded spy movie ever made, or one of the most slyly subtle comedies to pop up on my list in some time. Yet, despite the wealth of evidence against it, I suspect it's the former. […] And even though the imdb lists Dick Miller in the cast, the movie bills someone named Richard Miller who is a totally different person. [Italics ours] If you like your bad movies funny, this one is recommended."Seeing that the trivia section of the imdb says, "This movie has a two-minute-long car chase sequence that has no dialogue, no music, and only one car in it," we can image it a very bad-funny film.
In any event, Capture that Capsule, aka Spy Squad, despite being on all Credits lists found on line, does not have Dick Miller in it. It is, however, the directorial debut of Will Zens, born Frederick Willard Zens (26 June 1920 – 27 March 2013), who co-wrote the script with his wife, Jan[is] Elblein. As "Arthur Hopkins", Zens also composed the music to Capture that Capsule. At the time of his death, Zens was "survived by two brothers and a sister, Art, Rob and Pat, and by his nine children, daughters Patty McNamee, JoAnne Frohman, and Cathy Riegler; by his six sons, Frederick Willard Jr. (Rick), Bob, Mike, Bill, Steve and Mark; by several sons- and daughters-in-law, by 19 grandchildren, and six great-grandchildren. [Oconnor Mortuary]"
Zens subsequently directed a variety of lame films, including the regional flicks Truckin' Man aka Trucker's Woman (1975 / trailer) and Hot Summer in Barefoot County (1974 / TV spot); later, he produced an occasional flick, like Coach(1978 / trailer) and the disasterpiece that is Charles Nizet's Help Me... I'm Possessed aka Nightmare at Blood Castle (1974).
Oh, yeah, the plot as found in Wesley Alan Britton's book,Onscreen and Undercover: The Ultimate Book of Movie Espionage: "[…] Capture that Capsule stars Dick O'Neill and Pat Bradley in an anti-Red film about Communist spies who are after a space capsule they think contains secrets. But the capsule's secrets are just a ploy to draw the spies into the open." O'Neill plays a Commx-smallie, Pat Bradley doesn't. 
Trailer to
 Spy Squad:
The Dwrayger Dungeon, which notes that "if Dick Miller is in this movie then he sure doesn't look like Dick Miller," also says: "Capture That Capsule is just about as WTF?! as it gets, and should be a cult favourite right up there with Skydivers (1963 / full movie) and Bucket of Blood (1959)! […] I liked it enough that I just might just have to go back and watch it again!"
Available, as the trailer indicates, at Something Weird. 


Atlas
(1961, dir. Roger Corman)
Supposedly, an un-credited Dick Miller mills around somewhere in the movie as a Greek soldier at the side of two other Greek soldiers played by Corman and Griffith. The movie incorporates stock footage from the 1954 Douglas Sirk "historical drama", Sign of the Pagan (trailer).
The what and the why Roger Corman would decide to do a sword and sandal film escapes us, but the tale is that the success of Hercules(1958 / trailer, with Steve "Hubba Hubba" Reeves [21 Jan 1926 – 1 May 2000], also of Ed Wood'sJail Bait [1954], above, not from either film) made him decide to try his luck. Atlasended up being the only peplum movie he ever made.

Trailer to 
Atlas:
Promised funds from independent Greek filmmaker Vion Papamichelis (Ta kokkina fanaria / Red Lanterns [1963 / music]), Corman went to Greece to make Atlas with a variety of his stock players, including the actor playing title lead, six-foot-three Michael Forest (of The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent [1957 / trailer] and Beast from Haunted Cave [1959 / trailer]) and Frank Wolff (11 May 1928 – 12 Dec 1971), the actor playing the movie's bad guy, Proximates the Tyrant. As Atlas, he is perhaps a bit leaner than the musclemen usually found in films of this ilk.

Ozus' World Movie Reviewssummarily dismisses the film by saying, "[Atlas] features shrill dialogue, wooden acting and a feeling that the classics have been severely compromised. The screenplay and story by Charles Griffith fail on all levels."
Scriptwriter Griffith himself said, "[Atlas] was Naked Paradise (1957, see Part I) again. It was really terrible. I wrote it in a hotel room in Athens with Frank Wolff over my shoulder ridiculing me as I was doing it. He was saying, 'This is so puerile!' [Laughs.] But there was no time to think at all. You had to type. I said, 'I can only do one thing! I can't think and type at the same time, so shut up.' It was really hilarious, the whole picture. […] I think I got $100 bucks for that. [Corman] picked up a girl in Berlin and she* was the script girl, wardrobe and props – all kinds of things. I became associate producer because I was there. He really made this with his own money. I found out we couldn't shoot in the locations we picked, so we had to bribe guards at the gates to let us into all these antiquities. It was hilarious. But it did make its money back. [Senses of Cinema]"
*That, it seems likely, would have been Barbara Comeau Bojonell (25 April 1936 – 4 March 2010).
The plot, from The Ryder: "Atlasstars Michael Forest as the title character, an Olympic wrestler/philosophy student recruited by the evil Praximedes, Tyrant of Seronikos (Frank Wolff), to fight the champion of neighboring kingdom Thenis, which is ruled by wise old Telektos (Andreas Filippides, helping to fill the quota of Green actors in the film). Atlas takes some convincing, though, which is why Praximedes throws his ex-lover, high priestess Candia (Barboura Morris), at him. When the film gets to the battle scenes, they're staged very poorly and edited most chaotically to cover for the shortage of extras. […]"
Scene Stealers points out, "In Greek mythology, Atlas was a primordial being that pre-dated Zeus and his godly brood, and was such a relevant figure within Greek culture that his etymological reverberations can still be felt today (Atlantic Ocean, a road atlas, etc.). In Greek myth, Zeus punished Atlas for his defiance following the war against the Olympians, where Atlas and his fellow Titans lost control of the universe. Although most of the Titans were confined to Tartarus (a sort of Beta version of Hell) after the Olympians took over, Atlas was granted special punishment, and was forced to stand on the western edge of the world and hold Uranus on his shoulders, thereby keeping the universe in balance. The 1961 Roger Corman film, Atlas, […] there's a big dispute about whether the Atlas character in this film, played by Michael Forest, was even the proper Atlas of Greek myth. Corman's film didn't deal with any of the drama surrounding the Titan revolt or Atlas' eventual punishment, and instead told a different story about a city under siege and a Thunderdome-style fight to settle the issue. Thing of it is, even though Michael Forest was a terrible actor, and the low-budget production values were laughable, the Atlas character in this film was an ass-kicking, courageous, well-loved figure who eventually won the day for the good guys."
Frank Wollf, who plays the bad guy of the movie, Praximedes, started his career with bit parts in several Roger Corman films, most notably The Wasp Woman (1959), I Mobster (1959) and Ski Troop Attack (1960 / trailer). He remained in Europe after Atlas and achieved a notable career. Working with directors such as Sergio Leone (Once Upon a Time in the West [1968 / trailer]), Sergio Corbucci (The Great Silence [1968]), Radley Metzger (The Licorice Quartet[1970 / trailer below]), Enzo G. Castellari (Kill Them All and Come Back Alone [1968 / trailer] and Cold Eyes of Fear [1971 / trailer]). Unluckily, he also suffered from depression, so despite his continued success he killed himself in his room at the Hilton Hotel in Rome in December, 1971.
Trailer to Radley Metzger's 
The Licorice Quartet:


The Premature Burial
(1962, dir. Roger Corman)
Dick Miller plays a grave robber named Mole. The movie, the third of a total of eight movies Corman was to direct that were based (or at least inspired) by the public domain works of Edgar Allan Poe (19 Jan 1809 – 7 Oct 1849).
"Poe's original story, published in 1844, is less a straightforward work of fiction and more a catalogue of obsession, its unnamed narrator listing the various incidents in which men and women have been buried alive. As with many of his other Poe adaptations, Corman uses this as the springboard for a gothic shaggy dog story, with [Ray] Milland's Guy Carrell driven to extreme ends to conquer his fear of premature burial. [We Are Cult]"
Trailers from Hell on 
The Premature Burial:
Here, the tale was adapted for the screen by Charles Beaumont (2 Jan 1929 – 21 Feb 1967) and Ray Russell (4 Sept 1924 – 15 March 1999). Ray Russell also wrote William Castle's Mr. Sardonicus. (1961 / trailer), which was based on a short story of his own previously published in Playboy, and also scripted the decidedly underappreciated kiddy black comedy, Terrence Fischer's The Horror of It All (1964 / music number below). The great Charles Beaumont (born Charles Leroy Nutt), one of the most influential scriptwriters of the original Twilight Zone (1959-64), also scripted movies such as The Masque of Red Death (1964) and The Intruder (1962). He died an early and tragic death: "He suffered from a degenerative aging disease which gave him, at age 38, the appearance of a centenarian. It has been speculated that he was suffering simultaneously from Pick's Disease and early-onset Alzheimer's Disease. A busy and prolific writer for most of his adult life, he found it virtually impossible to work in his last three years, although friends sometimes completed work for him without credit. [imdb]" 
Pat Boone sings in
Terrence Fischer's The Horror of It All:
"Probably the least of Roger Corman's cycle of Poe movies, The Premature Burial suffers because of its casting; Corman wanted Vincent Price for the lead — and Price was in all the other seven of the movies in the series — but because of an attempted split from AIP, Price's contract was locked up. So he went with Oscar winner Ray Milland (3 Jan 1907 – 10 March 1986), who had been in Billy Wilder's The Lost Weekend (1945 / trailer), but whose career had not particularly soared. Of course, Milland is not a bad actor... just wrong for the role of Guy Carrell, a 'med student' (in his fifties), who fears falling into a cataleptic state and being buried alive, as he believes his father was. He's married to pretty Emily (Hazel Court [10 Feb 1926 – 15 April 2008] of Devil Girl from Mars[1954 / trailer]), but they don't go on their honeymoon or do much of anything because of his obsession. Instead, he works on an elaborate tomb that's riddled with secret escape routes. Because the story was so short, Corman's movie relies on lots of moody, trippy nightmare sequences as well as a bit of moping. [Combustible Celluloid]"
"The Premature Burialmay lack the stylistic visual flare we see in some of the later [Corman Poe] movies (The Masque of the Red Death, its cinematographer a very young Nicholas Roeg, is a particular stand-out), but it remains an engaging gothic melodrama, and after a fairly slow build-up, its last act sees the film become a Grand Guignol revenge tragedy. [We Are Cult]"
 
"After striking gold at American International Pictures with a pair of Vincent Price-starring Poe adaptations, producer-director Roger Corman decided to go independent for his third Poe outing with a new leading man, Ray Milland. […] What resulted here was one of the darkest and most subdued entries in the series, a paranoid character study with a particularly grim twist ending and a haunting visual aesthetic loaded with craggy trees and endless banks of fog. […] This definitely isn't a film for newcomers to the Poe films, who should experience the theatrics of Vincent Price first before diving into this more challenging and austere production. There's quite a bit to savor here including a literate screenplay by Charles Beaumont […] and a terrific music score by Ronald Stein, stepping in for series regular Les Baxter and offering some of the best music in the AIP catalog. However, the show is really stolen here by English-born Court, who was already a horror vet from films like The Man Who Could Cheat Death (1959 / trailer) and The Curse of Frankenstein (1963). She turns on the glamour here and makes for a compelling main character, with demands placed upon her that might have made other actresses balk. [Mondo Digital]"



The Intruder
(1962, dir. Roger Corman)

A.k.a. The Stranger, I Hate Your Guts, and Shame. Multiple sites online list this Corman movie as a project involving Dick Miller. But none say in what manner — and we don't remember seeing him anywhere on screen when saw the movie. But for the benefit of a doubt, we list the movie here as a "maybe". Click on the linked title above to read what we had to say about The Intruder, a true rarity of Corman's oeuvre in that it is full out 100% "message movie"... and lost money when released.
Trailer to 
The Intruder:


The Man with X-Ray Eyes
(1963, dir. Roger Corman)

"If nothing else, X! (which is the actual, on-screen title of the movie) has long stood as a gem in Corman's crown, and with good reason — it proves itself to be a minor masterpiece in terms of low-budget filmmaking, as well as being goodscience-fiction. [The Bad Movie Report]"
It's one of a wasted life's favorite Corman movies also. Sure it's cheesy and dated at a few points, but it is also engrossing and depressing and ends with one of the most downer scenes ever and with a killer final line of dialogue as icing on the cake. (Perhaps our memory is faulty, but we seriously remember him screaming the legendary final line that everyone, including Corman — contrary to what Nick Garris says in his Trailer from Hell commentary below — says was never filmed.)
As for Dick Miller: blink and you might miss him. Alongside Jonathon Haze, he heckles the great Mentallo.
The poster ain't to shabby, either: "The poster forX: The Man with X-Ray Eyesraises more questions about X than it probably intended. For instance, why is he using his new-found powers to look through women's bodies to their bones? Better yet, why the heck is he checking out that monkey? That's weird even for a Roger Corman movie. (Topless Robot]" Definitely more interesting than the watered-down version used for the Golden Key comic book tie-in.
The Man with X-Ray Eyes:
Based on a story by Ray Russell, he wrote the screenplay with Robert Dillon, who went to pen the script a few beach party flicks, including our favorite, Muscle Beach Party (1964 / trailer). Rumor has it that a remake of The Man with X-Ray Eyes is in development hellin Hollywood… perhaps they'll write into a scene the golden oldie from Bauhaus, The Man with X-Ray Eyes?
Bauhaus sings 
The Man with X-Ray Eyes:
At All Movie, Bruce Eder has the plot: "Dr. James Xavier (Ray Milland of Frogs [1972 / trailer]) is a brilliant but unorthodox researcher whose work with human sight has yielded an experimental chemical that may vastly increase the range of what we can see. Despite the misgivings and warnings of the two people closest to him, Dr. Diane Fairfax (Diana Van Der Vlis [9 June 1935 – 22 Oct 2001]) and Dr. Sam Brant (Harold J. Stone [3 March 1913 – 18 Nov 2005] of The Seven Minutes [1971 / trailer] and The Wrong Man [1956 / trailer]), he uses it on himself and finds that he is able to look inside the human body in real-time. This gives him the ability to save the life of a patient in surgery, but in the process, he offends a top physician (John Hoyt [5 Oct 1904 – 15 Sept 1991] of Attack of the Puppet People[1958 / trailer], Two on a Guillotine [1965 / trailer], Curse of the Undead [1959 / trailer] and so much more) and calls his own judgment into question. He won't stop or even slow his experiments, however, and when Sam is accidentally killed trying to stop him, he is forced to flee. Soon he is living the life of a hunted man, and is protected and exploited by Crane (Don Rickles [8 May 1926 – 6 April 2017] of Innocent Blood [1992 / trailer]), a larcenous carny-man who sets him up as a 'healer' on skid row, taking peoples' pennies while Xavier makes his diagnoses. After getting away from Crane, Xavier is found by Diane, who joins him on the run, and by now his own worst nature is coming to the surface. They head to Las Vegas, where his ability to see through objects allows him to win at most of the games in front of him, but he is discovered because of the attention that his 'streak' draws to him. Pursued out of town, he heads out to the desert, and by now his ability to see transcends the boundaries of earthly space, leading him to a terrible quandary and a hideous solution to his plight, inspired by an encounter with a preacher."
"In probably the only light-hearted sequence in the entire film, Dr. Xavier and Diane attend a groovy 60s party and after a cute girl asks Dr Xavier to dance we get a funny sequence where we see that he can see through everyone's clothes as they dance. […] Ray Milland brings so much intensity to his role as James Xavier and it's really one of his best performances. The direction by Roger Corman is so sharply executed. He is continuously finding new imaginative ways to move the camera and add FX shots to keep the viewer engrossed in the story going on. This film was made in 1963 on a very low budget without any of today's modern CGI and it still stands up extremely well. [Grindhouse Cinema Database]"
The Man with the X-Ray Eyes, oddly enough, was originally released as a double feature with one of the truly fun and stylish cheap B&W semi-classic horrors produced by Corman, Francis Ford Coppola's (now public domain) Dementia 13 (1963), starring William Campbell. Dementia 13 was rather pointlessly remade in 2017 as a body counter with too many subplots, but while hardly as fun as the original it works well enough in its own digitally sterile, way (trailer).
The original Dementia 13,
in full:


The Terror
(1963, multiple directors)

The current list of folks who did some directing on this classic bad flick includes Roger Corman, Francis Ford Coppola, Jack Hale, Monte Hellman, Jack Hill, Dennis Jakob and Jack Nicholson — it would not be surprising if more names were eventually added to the list. Dick Miller has a main role, and was later — we're talking decades here – even brought back by Corman to shoot some new bracketing scenes to establish an overseas copyright; in doing so, the main narrative becomes an extended flashback.

Click on the linked title above or here to go to our review of a public domain movie that we don't actually find all that good, but for some reason is always fondly remembered…
The Terror:


Beach Ball
(1965, dir. Lennie Weinrib)

When ignoring all the television productions Dick Miller had already taken part in, and keeping in mind that the "Richard Miller" found in Will Zens' laughable no-budget anti-commie trash disasterpiece Capture that Capsule is not theDick Miller, then this movie here must be credited as the first feature film NOT directed by Roger Corman to have Dick Miller in the cast. Miller plays the important role of "Cop #1" in this beach party flick produced by Gene "I'm Roger's Brother" Corman and distributed by Paramount Pictures.
"The running gag [in Beach Ball] involving Mr. Wolf (James Wellman ) is that he keeps getting caught up in all the fun fun fun, or else is dosed with nitrous oxide, and always ends up in some mildly compromising position in the morning, being frowned at by cops! The cops in this case are one guy I didn't recognize, and the great Dick Miller! Ha ha, he's as terrific as ever here, taking it smooth and easy and grinning as if stoned! [Ha ha, it's Burl!]" 
Trailer to
Beach Ball:
Beach Ball was directed by Lennie Weinrib (April 29, 1935 – June 28, 2006), a man better known as a voice actor, though he can be found physically acting in Tales of Terror (1962 / trailer) and Good Times (1966). Beach Ball is one of the three directorial projects, all beach party films, that Weinrib ever directed; the other two being Wild Wild Winter [1966, see further below] and Out of Sight [1966 / trailer].
The musical acts appearing in Beach Ball are The Supremes, The Four Seasons, The Rightous Brothers, The Hondells and The Walker Brothers…. and a band that only exists to drive the plot of the movie, The Wigglers! 
From the movie:
The Supremes do Surfer Boy:
Also: "The film is of no small interest to sixties custom car fans. It features an exceptionally rare appearance by the famous Silhouette, completed in 1963 by legendary builder Bill Cushenbery. The bubble-domed car was stolen in Bakersfield, California in 1983 and has never been found. [imdb]"
The plot: "To obtain the money, Dick (Edd Byrnes of Reform School Girls [1957 / trailer] and Mankillers [1987 / scenefrom a Russian VHS]) tells Susan (Chris Noel), the beautiful but bookish credit union manager of the college they attend, that he needs a sum to continue his research in African tribal rhythms. In fact, he and The Wigglers have dropped out of school and are enjoying life among the surfers and hot rodders at Malibu. Susan and college finance committee members Deborah (Gail Gilmore aka Gail Gerber [4 Oct 1937 – 2 March 2014] of Village of the Giants [1965 / trailer]), Augusta (Mikki Jamison [13 Nov 1942 – 10 June 2013]*) and Samantha (Brenda Benet [14 Aug 1945 – 7 April 1982]*) uncover the scam and tear up the cheque, but The Wigglers play a Long Beach (California) custom-car show in drag and win first prize. Meanwhile, Susan and her girlfriends decide to make it their mission to bring The Wigglers back to the halls of academia, so they shed their conservative look and pose as free-spirited beach chicks. Of course, The Wigglers instantly fall for them. [Nostalgia Central]"
*Tragic death notations: Retired actress cum real estate agent Mikki Jamison died on 10 June 2013 around 4:00 p.m. in I-da-ho' when the car she was driving crossed over to the other side of the center line and ran head-on into an on-coming pickup truck. Brenda Benet, depressed due to personal tragedies, shot herself in the head in her bathroom on 7 April 1982.
From the movie: Dick Miller…
and then The Supremes doing
 Beach Ball:
In his book Hollywood Surf and Beach Movies: The First Wave, 1959–1969, amidst the ten pages he gives the movie, author Thomas Lisanti writes: "Despite the drubbing it got from the critics and some beach movie fans, Beach Party is arguably the breeziest and most enjoyable of the Beach Party [1963 / trailer] clones. It is also the most blatant ripoff, throwing in everything from surfing, sky diving and hot rodding to a battle-of-the-bands contest and the guys in drag to match the zaniness of the AIP beach movies. […] As for the cast, unlike Annette Funicello [22 Oct 1942 – 8 April 2013] in the Beach Party movies or Noreen Corcoran [20 Oct 1943 – 15 Jan 2016] in The Girls on the Beach [1965 / see further below], perky Chris Noel [photo below not from the film] and the other girls are not afraid to show off their shapely figures in very revealing bikinis. Pretty blonde Anna Lavelle in particular dons the skimpiest swimsuits and has some funny moments as the guys' addled-brained beach groupie Polly. The movie boasts perhaps the most curvaceous set of lead actresses in any surf movie from the decade. For boy watchers, the guys sport nice physiques, particularly handsome Robert Logan and blonde Aron Kincaid [15 June 1940 – 6 Jan 2011 of Creature of Destruction(1967 / full movie)], who gives a droll performance as ladies' man Jack. Edd Byrnes is definitely too long in the tooth to make a believable collage guy but he does look good in his swim trunks."
Two years later, the pulchritudinous Chris Noel was in the unjustly forgotten motorcycle exploiter The Glory Stompers (1967), an over-the-top piece of flotsam that needs rediscovery. 
Trailer to
The Glory Stompers:
Classic Film is less enamored by the movie, saying: "The best thing about Beach Ball is that the plot doesn't get in the way of the music. Plus, it's fun watching Byrnes trying to act super cool. When a girl asks him to leave the dance floor so they can chat, he quips: 'Don't bug me, baby. I'm in orbit.'"


Ski Party
(1965, dir. Alan Rafkin)
Dick Miller, uncredited, appears as a taxi driver in yet another movie produced by Gene "I'm Roger's Brother" Corman, this time for A.I.P.

Basically: beach blanket bingo goes ski log bingo in this toothless but stupidly entertaining "teen" riff of Some Like It Hot (1959 / trailer), but without gangsters. (By the end of the movie, logically enough, everyone is back at the beach.) Within the timeline of the nine A.I.P. beach party movies, some see it this one as the fifth, but seeing that neither Frankie Avalon nor Annette Funicello play their regular characters of that series, Ski Party is more of a one-off A.I.P "ski bingo" flick aimed at the same audience.
Trailer to
Ski Party:
Ski Party is the first official feature film screenwriter credit for Robert Kaufman (22 March 1931 – 21 Nov 1991), who later wrote Freebie and the Bean (1974 / trailer) and The Happy Hooker Goes to Washington (1977 / trailer). Director Alan Rafkin (23 July 1928 – 6 Aug 2001) is remembered today as one of the most prolific sitcom directors of all time; somehow, he also found the time do an occasional inconsequential movie like this one. The mandatory music acts of the movie are The Hondells, Lesley Gore (2 May 1946 – 16 Feb 2015), and the great James Brown (3 May 1933 – 25 Dec 2006) & The Famous Flames, but others of the cast sing songs, too.
In Ski Party, Leslie Gore actually sang a fluffy little song entitled Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows, but we prefer to present a different song of hers. 
Leslie Gore singing
You Don't Own Me:
In the book Bikini, Surfing & Beach Party Movies, Terry Rowan offers the following detailed but at times extremely grammatically questionable plot description: "Todd Armstrong (Frankie Avalon) and Craig Gamble (Dwayne Hickman) are California college undergraduates who unsuccessfully date pretty co-eds Linda Hughes (Deborah Walley [12 Aug 1941 – 10 May 2001], of The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini [1966 / trailer], The Bubble [1966/ trailer] and The Severed Arm [1973 / trailer]) and Barbara Norris (Yvonne "Batgirl" Craig [16 May 1937 – 17 Aug 2015]). The arrogant, athletic classmate Freddie (Aron Kincaid), who has no problems in getting a girl and as president of the Ski Club, organizes a midterm vacation trip to ski country […]. Although they know nothing about skiing, Todd and Craig follow on the trip to learn the secret of Freddie's technique. Once at the lodge, they pose as frumpy, non-threatening young English gals, Jane and Nora who have terrible accents. When not interrupted by a mysterious ice-skating, yodeling polar bear, or toying with psychologically-imbalanced and lederhosen-clad lodge manager Mr. Pevney (Robert Q. Lewis [25 April 1920 – 11 Dec 1991], also seen somewhere in Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* But Were Afraid to Ask [1972 / trailer]), they observe the girls in their group up close, to learn how to succeed with women, and figure out how they have gone wrong. The gorgeous curvy Swedish ski instructor Nita (Bobbie Shaw Chance of The Devil and Leroy Bassett [1973 / full film]) gets in the mix of things with Todd. Somehow, after all this fun, they end up back at Todd's parent's beachfront house, happily together again."
Over at All Movie, Hal Erickson comments: "Ski Party is essentially a beach-party flick with snow and capri pants replacing the surf and bikinis. […] And boy, are Avalon and Hickman a sight in lipstick and high heels. Avalon's usual vis-a-vis Annette Funicello has a mere guest role here [as the boys' desirable but modestly dressed biology tutor, Professor Sonya Roberts], allowing Deborah Walley and Yvonne Craig (below) to supply the pulchritude. All that's really missing are the usual Beach Party guest stars: Robert Q. Lewis is hardly a fair exchange for Buster Keaton (4 Oct 1895 – 1 Feb 1966) and Don Rickles."
Oddly enough, when Frankie Avalon and Dwayne Hickman teamed up again later that same year for Dr Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine(1965 / trailer), they switched their character names: Frankie became "Craig Gamble" and Dwayne became "Todd Armstrong".
One might think, "amazingly enough, Dell Comics published a comic book adaptation of the movie", but Dell published a lot of odd one-shot film tie-ins back in the sixties. What is amazing, though, is the terrible way Avalon's head is glued to the body in the cover composite.
Filmed mostly at Sun Valley, in the state of I da ho' 2 show U a good time.


The Girls on the Beach
(1965, dir. William N. Witney)
Over at Ha ha, it's Burt!, Burt says with a belly laugh: "Dick Miller, who sure does appear in a lot of the movies I review, ha ha, plays a character with an inexplicable hate for the Beatles! 'I wish they'd go back to where they came from,' he grouses! 'England?' asks Leo, but Dick shouts 'No, under a rock!' But too bad Dick, because everyone else in the movie loves those boys from Liverpool, and that love figures prominently in the plot, or at least in what this picture offers up in place of a plot, ha ha!" Dick, by the way, despite his lines, is un-credited as the First Waiter. Ditto the case with the Second Waiter, which was played by Leo Gordon (2 Dec 1922 – 26 Dec 2000), who years previously scripted a little film known as Attack of the Giant Leeches (1959). 
Trailer to
The Girls on the Beach:
Scriptwriter Sam Locke (17 Jan 1917 – 18 Sept 1998), credited as "David Malcolm", is the same Sam that wrote that other Paramount released beach-blanket-bingo clone, Beach Ball (1965), but this time the guy who shouted through the director's megaphone was altmeisterWilliam N. Witney (15 May 1915 – 17 March 2002). According to Wikipedia, "Quentin Tarantino has singled out Witney as one of his favorite directors and a 'lost master'." Some of his less fluffy projects include I Escaped from Devil's Island (1973 / trailer), The Cat Burglar (1961 / full film), The Bonnie Parker Story (1958 / full film), The Cool and the Crazy (1958 / trailer) and A Strange Adventure (1956 / trailer).
"A sorority house is on the brink of financial ruin because the house mother spent all of their mortgage payment on helping underprivileged people. Now the sorority has to earn $10,000 in a week and can't stoop to any Cinemax levels of skeeziness to earn it – though the film gives it the ol' college try. While a plot does actually exist (no doubt about that), there's a lot more effort put into capturing the majesty of woman's rear ends than I've seen in perhaps any other movie that doesn't explicitly mention 'anal' in the title. [The Retro Set]"
The plot description above fails to mention that The Girls on the Beach is unique in that it is perhaps the only film revolving around The Beatles in which The Beatles never appear. Basically: The guys tell the gals they know The Beatles and the gals organize a fundraiser with The Beatles as the headlining act. But while the Fab Four doesn't show up in the movie, The Beach Boys do. The Girls on the Beach also has the mandatory cross-dressing scene in which the three lead young men dress up as gals to sneak out of the sorority.
In his book Hollywood Surf and Beach Movies: The First Wave, 1959-1969, Thomas Lisanti gushes: "as expected from the title, there are a lot of girls on the beach. A wisecracking little blonde named Gail Gerber [a.k.a. Gail Gilmore, 4 Oct 1937 – 2 May 2014] stands out as the ditzy, man-hungry Georgia. Gail is a knockout in her skimpy swimsuit but has stiff competition from Natalie's younger, sexier sister Lana Wood [seen above, not from the film, and later found in Satan's Mistress (1982 / opening) & Renovation (2010 / trailer)] as the girl in the gold lame bikini and Anna Capri [6 July 1944 – 19 Aug 2010, of William Gibson's Piranha Piranha(1972 / trailer), The Brotherhood of Satan (1971 / trailer) and Enter the Dragon (1973 / trailer, with Jim Kelly)] as the curvaceous, busty Arlene. The female lead, Noreen Corcoran [2 Oct 1943 – 15 Jan 2016], is cute with dyed blonde hair, but she comes across as stilted and uncomfortable clad in some of the ugliest swimsuits ever to appear on the California coast. Linda Marshall as Cynthia spends most of the movie ridiculously draped in a towel that she carries around with her. She's the female Linus Van Pelt of the beach set. As the trio of lothario surfers, hunky Martin West [of Assault on Precinct 13(1976 / trailer) and Hellhole (1985/ trailer)] is fine as the leader, handsome blonde Aron Kincaid shows comedic promise, and pretty boy Steve Rogers [of Angels from Hell (1968 / trailer)] with his striking dark features and penetrating crystal blue eyes has a disarming charm about him. It's a pity that the guys aren't shirtless more often."
 
Best song of the movie?
Appropriately enough — Not! — Paramount sent The Girls on the Beach out as part of a double bill with the western, Young Fury (1965 / full movie).


The Wild Angels
(1966, dir. Roger Corman)

Groovy poster. "Another Peter Fonda flick, 1966's Wild Angels also starred Nancy Sinatra and became Corman's first entry into the then-popular genre of motorcycle gang movies. The resulting poster looks like it should be the cover to the most epic biker gang comic book of all time. [Topless Robot]"Personally, here at a wasted life, we prefer the Italo version found a bitter further below.
The Wild Angels:
Some claim that Corman started the 60s' motorcycle flick craze, but if anything he simply made the most influential one. Ignoring Kenneth Anger's experimental short Scorpio Rising (1963 / film) for being a short, and the British flick The Leather Boys (1964 / trailer) for being more kitchen sink realism than motorcycle, there's still the Russ Meyer roughie Motorcycho (1965 / opening credits, with Haji) with its mini-motorbike gang. That said, The Wild Angels is arguably the first motorcycle "classic" made after The Wild One (1953 / trailer), although we personally think that Born Losers(1967 / trailer) is the better movie (it's only flaw being that Billy Jack doesn't die).
The story has it that in 1966 Corman saw a photo of the Hell's Angels in a copy if Life magazine and decided to make a motorcycle flick, once again getting Charles B. Griffith to do the screenplay. Unsatisfied with what Griffith turned in, Corman had Peter Bogdanovich do a rewrte. Griffith later said, "Everybody who worked on it threw things in of their own choosing, including Peter Bogdanovich and Peter Fonda, who had thrown in a lot of the psychedelic stuff that was later cut back. Fonda also changed his name to Heavenly Blues.* It was a mess. […] The Dick Miller scene at the oil well, for instance — which was supposed to be played by Fonda, when George Chakiris* was in the lead — Roger moved everybody up one role when he wouldn't ride the motorcycle. Dick was given dialogue. In my version, the guys come up the tower and Miller's character [Rigger] sees their uniforms and says, 'You guys Hells' Angels?', and Loser [Bruce Dern] pulls up his shirtsleeves to a close-up on a tattoo. And that was the end of the scene. But no, Dick had to go into this speech about Anzio. I don't know if Dick wrote that; maybe it was Barboura Morris or Bogdanovich. Anyway, it was a whole long bullshit scene. I told Roger to 'Take my name off of it before you make the titles', but he told me he already had! And he was enraged with me for wanting to. [Senses of Cinema]"
*"George Chakiris was originally hired by Roger Corman to play 'Black Jack' (later changed to 'Heavenly Blues' by Peter Fonda), but insisted that a stunt double do his motorcycle riding, so Corman replaced him with Fonda, who was originally cast as 'Loser'. [imdb]"
In any event, at AV Club Corman says his intentions with The Wild Angelswere as follows: "To really do this right, it can't be like The Wild One, which is the town's reaction to these bad guys. It's got to be from the story of the bad guys, and they can't be 100 percent bad, because nobody is 100 percent bad,* at least nobody short of extreme psychosis. So I didn't want to portray them sympathetically. It was a job simply of honestly portraying the Hells Angels and their position in society. I saw them as the beginning of the rebelliousness of the 1960s. The hippies came a little bit later, and the movement into the streets from the college kids, but it really started, I think, with the working-class kids who didn't fit into high society, and knew it."
*Yep, remember: even men who rape women are not 100% bad… Say what? Oh, wait — let's let Cult Movies try to clarify this: "[The Wild Angels] is a remarkably hard-hitting film. There are several rapes, a church gets trashed during a funeral service, a preacher is beaten up, and there's plenty of other incidental violence. Not all the violence is committed by the bikers either the police are shown as being disturbingly willing to gun down people who are unarmed. The movie doesn't flinch from examining the belief systems that motivate Blues and his pals — they not only wear the symbols of fascism, such as swastikas, they live out a fascist fantasy of power, violence and nihilism. But at the same time the movie doesn't merely demonise them. They have a dream of freedom, and their behaviour is a weird mix of loyalty and viciousness, of idealism and selfishness. When Blues is asked what he believes in, and can come up with nothing better than vague mumblings about freedom and the right to get loaded, we can see his awareness of his own tragedy, that he knows the emptiness of his own rhetoric. His alienation is complete, and it's real. He isn't evil — he simply doesn't have enough awareness to be evil." Long live the patriarchy...
The plot: "Peter Fonda stars as 'Blues', the leader of a San Pedro chapter of bikers. As the movie starts, they ride to the desert to find a stolen bike belonging to 'Loser' (Bruce Dern). There's a fight, the cops arrive, and the Angels try to escape, but Loser is caught by the police, shot, and goes to the hospital. The Angels try to break him out, but he dies. They take Loser's body to his hometown and attempt to have a church funeral for him, but it quickly degenerates into a violent 'orgy.' […] The movie ends as the Angels stage a funeral procession and bring the body to the graveyard; the locals begin attacking the Angels, and Blues makes a final stand. Nancy Sinatra was cast as Fonda's girl, though she really doesn't have much to do. Diane Ladd plays Dern's lover [Gayish], as she was in real life (their daughter, Laura Dern, was probably conceived around this time). [Combustible Celluloid]" Is this the right place to mention that in the film, during Loser's funeral, two not "100% bad" Angels drug and rape Loser's widowed lover, Gayish?
At All Movie Mark Deming pontificates: "Roger Corman didn't invent the biker movie […], but, with The Wild Angels, he gave it a new lease on life. Peter Fonda and Nancy Sinatra stand out like sore thumbs among the real-life Hell's Angels hired to give the film its grubby atmosphere, but Fonda's studied cool nicely contrasts with the aggressive surliness of the rest of the male cast — and enough rock bands have sampled Fonda's 'We wanna be free to ride our bikes and not get hassled by the man!' speech to turn it into a classic moment in sleaze-movie history. The film's beer-swilling, pot-smoking, and unfocused brawling may have become screen clichés in record time, but they were newer and more shocking in 1966, and the film's rough, unpolished visual style gives it a ring of truth missing from most of the films that followed in its wake. Add Davie Allen and the Arrows's classic theme song, which sent a generation of garage rockers scurrying for fuzz boxes, and you get perhaps the definitive 1960s biker flick." 
Davie Allan & the Arrows —
 Blues' Theme (1967):


Wild Wild Winter
(1966, dir. Lennie Weinrib)
After Beach Ball (1965, see further above), the second (and last) Sam Locke-written, Lennie Weinrib-directed flick to feature Dick Miller in a small part, this time some guy named Rilk. Other cast returnees from Beach Ball are Chris Noel (named Susan in both films), Don Edmonds and James Wellman.
Like Alan Rafkin's Ski Party (1965, see above), this is a beach blanket bingo flick on the ski slopes... the last of a total of four (non-related) ski-bingo flicks that includes the previously mentioned Ski Party and Get Yourself a College Girl (1964 / trailer)  and Winter A-Go-Go (1965 / trailer). As fitting for a final and weak effort, the music to Wild Wild Winter is mostly toothless and forgettable, even for the genre. 
The Astronauts in Wild Wild Winter
doing A Change of Heart:
Wild Wild Winter seems never to have gotten either a VHS or DVD release, and is thus so obscure that at the moment (25.02.2019) it doesn't even have one External Review listed at the imdb, though it does have two User Reviews, one which, by KHawley-2, says: "I'm pretty confident this wasn't an Oscar contender in it's [sic] day, but it was actually kind of funny in a retro sort of way. College students? Most of the guys in this movie look old enough to be parents of college students. Sit back, don't expect too much, and stay tuned for the bear at the end of the movie."
Luckily, however, there are books out there about movies like this one, including Tom Lisanti's Drive-in Dream Girls: A Galaxy of B-Movie Starlets of the Sixties, which says: "[Suzie] Kaye (2 Sept 1941 – 5 March 2008) gives a sprightly performance (Variety called her 'a cutie') as Sandy, a coed and member of a sorority headed by the prim Susan (Chris Noel, seen above not from this film), who instructs her Zeta-Theta sisters to distrust men because all they want is a 'hi and a goodbye.'*Long-in-the-tooth Gary Clarke ('He looks like our father,' laughs Suzie) was cast as Lonnie, a surfer bum and ladies man who is coaxed to leave the shores of Malibu to attend Alpine University by his friends Burt (Don Edmonds [1 Sept 1937 – 30 May 2009]) and Perry (Steve Rogers). The plan is for Lonnie to romance and distract Susan so they could move in on her friends. Sandy and Dot (Vicky Albright). Of course, Susan eventually uncovers Lonnie's ruse and he is forced to participate in a championship ski contest against her snobbish boyfriend John (Steve Franken [27 May 1932 – 24 Aug 2012]). Lonnie wins the competition by fluke and gains the love of Susan."
*Actually, between the two most men also want to get laid, or at least get a blowjob… though some are satisfied with a simple handjob. 

Dick and Dee Dee in Wild Wild Winter
doing Heartbeats:
Gary Clarke was once married to Babe of Yesteryear Pat Woodell (12 July 1944 – 19 Sept 2015), with whom he appears in Class of '74 (1972 / trailer). Chris Noel survived The Glory Stompers (1967 / trailer further above somewhere) and Vietnam to do The Tormentors (1971 / trailer), but the true name of note of the cast — other than Dick Miller, that is — is of course Don Edmonds, still in his "teen film actor" days. Today, his name is fondly remembered as that of a director and producer of numerous socially un-redeeming trash classics. His first directorial effort was Wild Honey(1972, with the great Uschi Digard), but the films that made his name are of course the two Dyanne Thorne anti-classics Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975 / trailer) and Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976 / trailer, with Haji). Here's an interview with the man... If you don't know his trash, you should.


The Trip
(1967, dir. Roger Corman)
 
Look at that great Italian poster! "For some reason, the American version of the poster for the LSD-fueled Peter Fonda movie The Trip was presented in mostly black and white. Luckily, the Italians know how to fix things and added some psychedelic color to the mix as well as an image of Fonda either super high or… being serviced. Or maybe both! Probably both. [Topless Robot]" The Danish poster below ain't too shabby, either.
Dick Miller, in any event, fills in the scenery briefly as a bartender named Cash in yet another Roger Corman movie, this one written by no one less than Jack Nicholson.
Personally, we here at a wasted life tend to agree with kakkarot at the imdb, who way back on 27 November 2000 wrote: "[…] Overall, this is an entertaining little time capsule filled with twists and old film techniques. But I still cannot stress enough the arrogance of a man who tries to capture an LSD trip on camera for the silver screen. Even though the film did do moderately well at the box-office (for 1967, that is), mind-expansion enthusiasts, like myself, might find the LSD depictions to be a bit funny at times, and the dialogue to be typical for a film of its kind. […]" That said, we here at a wasted life also must mention we prefer mushrooms to acid, any day.
Trailers from Hell offer some trivia: "Writer Jack Nicholson and star Peter Fonda told Roger Corman he couldn't make a movie about LSD without trying it at least once. So Roger took a caravan of pals to Big Sur, where he dutifully dropped acid and communed with the elements. Out of it all came his most personal and revealing film, a pop art time capsule that was banned in Britain for nearly a decade."*And of course… 
The Trailer to
The Trip:
*About his experience, RC says at AV Club: "I had nothing but a wonderful experience. I went up to Big Sur — I remember Timothy Leary saying 'Go someplace beautiful with people you know and try to drop the acid,' as we used to say 'in such a setting'— so I went up to Big Sur, and I was the straightest guy in a fairly wild crowd, so when people heard I was taking it, so many other people evidently felt that 'If Rog can do this, it's okay. We'll try it, too.' We had a caravan of cars going up to Big Sur, and we actually had to work out a schedule as to who would be under the influence of acid while one person would be watching them, who would be the straight person to make sure that nothing went wrong. We actually worked out the equivalent of a production schedule."
Pop Mattershas the non-existent plot: "The story has Peter Fonda as Paul, a self-centered commercial director in the midst of a divorce from Sally (Susan Strasberg [22 May 1938 – 21 Jan 1999]). He's decided to take an LSD trip to find out something about himself. He scores some hits from Max (Dennis Hopper [17 May 1936 – 29 May 2010], of Red Rock West [1993]) and with John (creepy Bruce Dern, of The Glass House[2001]) as his guide, prepares to 'flow to the center of everything'." While tripping, Paul flees from the creepy John when John goes to get some juice. He then wanders around LA; this is when he runs into various Corman regulars like Miller, Barboura Morris and Luana Anders (12 May 1938 – 21 July 1996).
"Things improve during the second half […]. During this time Paul escapes from the home he is in and goes out onto the city streets. The editing and effects here are impressive and ahead of its time. Some of the visits he has with the people he meets prove interesting including an offbeat conversation that he has with a lady that he meets inside a Laundromat (Barboura Morris) as well as one he has with a very young girl inside her house. […] Fonda's performance was pretty good and this may be one of the best roles of his career. Strasberg who receives second billing appears just briefly and has very few speaking lines. Dern is always fun when he is playing eccentric or intense characters, but here where he is playing a relatively normal one he is boring. […] I was expecting some sort of tragic or profound-like ending […]. However, nothing really happens. The movie just kind of stops and that is it. The weak conclusion hurts what is already a so-so film making it like the drug itself an interesting experiment, but nothing more. [Scopophilia]"
"The band in the club near the beginning is the International Submarine Band, featuring Gram Parsons (5 Nov 1946 – 19 Sept 1973) on vocals. However, their early country-rock sounds were removed and the psychedelic sounds of The Electric Flag were dubbed into the film." Most people who see the film seem to find Electric Flag's music a drag, ala Acidemic, which grumbles "Who wants to begin to crash after a wild night like that while forced to endure stock recording kazoo-driven dixieland jazz? Coming from the oddly named 'American Music Band' [aka The Electric Flag] some tracks sound like Corman fished them out of the trash at a high school pep rally, the sort of thing Otto Preminger might put in Skiddoo(1968 / trailer), the kind of stuff Kevin Spacey might play to torture prisoners in The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009 / trailer). I love Louis Armstrong and Memphis Jug Band as much as the next stoner, don't get me wrong, but not when the same style is generic and tone deaf to the moment. My guess is Corman grabbed it from a royalty-free sound library where it was used as the score for Harold Loyd silents that used to be on TV with 'BOinggg!'-style sound effects added. It was probably the last track on the record and he just forgot to turn it off."
The key member of The Electric Flag was the talented Michael Bloomfield (28 July 1943 – 15 Feb 1981) who, prior to ending his heroin-addicted life as an uncredited composer of porn-flick soundtracks — for example, for the Mitchell Brothersshorts Hot Nazis (1973),Rampaging Dental Assistants(1973) and Marzoff and Day (1974) and the weirdness that is their feature film, Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Day (1975 / full NSFW movie)— and being found dead locked in his Mercedes, took part in the superlative Super Session with Al Kooper. Oddly enough, he doesn't play guitar on the album's best song. 
Season of the Witch,
from Super Session:
Oh, by the way: "AIP honchos Sam Arkoff and James Nicholson tacked on that opening disclaimer, as well as superimposing a 'cracked glass' effect over Fonda's face in the film's final shot, implying he'd been permanently damaged by the experience. This pissed Corman off, and after they later butchered his 1969 satire GAS-S-S-S! (trailer), he struck out on his own and formed New World Pictures, where he and others could enjoy artistic freedom (on a low-budget, of course). [Cracked Rear Viewer]"


A Time for Killing
(1967, dir. Phil Karlson & Roger Corman)

Roger Corman tried to go "mainstream" with the majors, and after a lot of back and forthhe had a three-film deal with Columbia and the approval to do this western based on the novel The Southern Bladeby Nelson and Shirley Wolford, to be filmed as The Long Ride Home, the title under which it was released in the UK.
 
Filming started in June 1966 in one of the most beautiful counties of the US, Kane County, Utah, and by the end of the month Corman rode off into the sunset to return to the freedom of being an independent filmmaker and the eternally underappreciated Phil Karlson (2 July 1908 – 12 Dec 1985) was pulled in to finish the movie. Karlson is probably best remembered, if at all, as the director of the mainstream trash Walking Tall (1973 / trailer) and Ben (1972 / trailer), but his true forte was B&W film noirs like Kansas City Confidential(1952) or 99 River Street (1953 / trailer) or Phenix City Story (1955 / scene).
Michael "I Like Kids" Jackson sings
 Ben, a love song to a rat:
Trivia: Harrison Ford has his first credited film role in this movie, listed as "Harrison J. Ford" At that point in time, he needed the middle initial to legally differentiate himself from the long-since forgotten silent film actor, Harrison Ford (16 March 1884 – 2 Dec 1957). Dick Miller as appears as someone named Zollicoffer — the photo below is him in character.
A Time for Killing was not a hit and has unjustly remained a relatively obscure flick. At Ozus' World Movie Reviews, Dennis Schwartz has the plot: "Nearing the end of the bloody Civil War, after four years, Confederate prisoners led by Captain Bentley (George Hamilton) escape from Fort Hawkes, Utah. On the run, heading for the Mexican border, the deceitful Bentley, vowing that the war will never end for him, ambushes a detail of Union soldiers and take as hostage the attractive Emily Biddle (Inger Stevens [18 Oct 1934 – 30 April 1970]* of Hang 'em High [1968 / trailer]), a missionary engaged to the fort's second-in-command, Maj. Tom Wolcott (Glenn Ford [1 May 1916 – 30 Aug 2006]). The obstinate Col. Harries (Emile Meyer [18 Aug 1910 – 19 March 1987]) orders the reluctant Wolcott to take a detail and go after the Rebs, even as Wolcott reasons with his commander that the war is almost over and even if the Rebs are caught they'll soon be released. The Rebs hole up in a Mexican bordello in the Arizona badlands, near the Mexican border. Instead of escaping or returning home, madman Bentley waits for the Union soldiers to catch up and has his sadist sergeant, Luther Liskell (Max Baer of Macon County Line [1974 / trailer]), kill the Union dispatch rider carrying the news that the war is over. It results in the lives of soldiers on both sides killed unnecessarily and of the Major illegally crossing the border into Mexico to defend the honor of his missionary girlfriend who was raped and beaten by Bentley."
*For whatever reasons, Inger Stevens killed herself. Unrelated to that fact, in 1961 in TJ, she secretly married Ike Jones (23 Dec 1929 – 5 Oct 2014), "the first African American to graduate from UCLA's School of Theatre, Film, and Television". That was a good six years before interracial marriage was ruled legal by the Supreme Court in 1967. They kept the marriage secret so as not to ruin her career.
  
Trailer to
A Time for Killing:
"[A Time for Killing] a pretty violent movie, that's for sure, with lots of popguns firing wildly! It's no The Wild Bunch (1969 / trailer), but there's still plenty of tomato paste! In the middle of all that, and amidst the brooding, the rape, the thirst for revenge, sits a pair of comic performances from [Dick] Miller and [Kay E.] Kuter! Ha ha, they're pretty funny guys, and it's a welcome sight whenever these two scalawags appear on the screen! [Ha ha, it's Burl!]"
Not everyone agrees with Burl, however. Mondo 70, for example, seethes: "[Roger Corman's] frequent stooge Dick Miller stuck around in an annoying comic-relief role as a cowardly Union soldier that may have been part of the original conception. If anything, Brown must have wanted more of Miller; there are blatant studio pick-up shots of him and his comedy partner that muck up the pacing that Karlson was supposed to improve. Their pathetic comedy seems increasingly out-of-place as the story turns darker and darker. Meanwhile, the best-known comic performer in the cast, Max Baer Jr. of The Beverly Hillbillies (1962-71), turns in a once-in-a-lifetime turn as an unhinged Reb, one of a band breaking out of a western prison camp days before the end of the Civil War. This psycho loves fighting and killing for their own sakes, and is almost as likely to pick fights with or kill his own comrades as he is to fight the pursuing Union troops led by star Glenn Ford. Baer is skyrocketing over the top, and yet he's topped by his character's commander, a Confederate officer played by George Hamilton in a once-in-a-lifetime channeling of pure evil. […] Also in the eclectic cast are (Harry) Dean Stanton as one of the more reasonable Rebs and Timothy Carey as an arrogant Union sharpshooter."
Go herefor some non-embeddable behind the scenes film footage of Dick Miller, Timothy Carey, Roger Corman and others on set atA Time for Killing.


The St Valentine's Day Massacre
(1967, dir. Roger Corman)

Dick Miller makes an uncredited but not completely blink-and-you-miss-him appearance in a less than total blink-and-you-miss-him part as "Gangster Dressed as a Cop", image below, one of the triggermen at the famous Chicago gangland hit that gives this film its title.
The hit of seven members of George "Bugs" Moran's Northside Gang on 14 February 1929, so famously copied in the opening of Billy Wilder's Some Like It Hot (1959 / trailer), is believed to have been ordered by Al Capone and can be seen as the beginning of his end as it finally turned popular opinion against him.
The St Valentine's Day Massacre:
The St Valentine's Day Massacre is one of Roger Corman's rare jobs for a major Hollywood studio, in this case Twentieth Century Fox, and he famously came in $400,000 under budget (and even complained that had he worked outside of the Hollywood system, he could have saved even more money). The movie is loosely based on an earlier version of the same tale entitledSeven Against The Wall, broadcast on CBS's Playhouse 90 (1956-61) in December 1958; the movie, like the TV version, was scripted by semi-forgotten mystery scribe turned TV writer, Howard Browne (15 April 1908 – 28 Oct 1999).
A man who knew his mettle, Brown's only other two feature-film credits are Portrait of a Mobster (1961) and Capone (1975 / trailer), the latter of which even incorporates material from The St Valentine's Day Massacre (but then, it was coproduced by Corman). In 2009, the British film glossy Empirelisted the movie #7 on its list of "The 20 Greatest Gangster Movies You've Probably Never Seen". (Have you seen it? We haven't.) Dick Miller,by the way, shows up as one of the fake cops that guns everyone down at the titular massacre.
"A simple way to describe The St. Valentine's Day Massacre is that it is an old gangster film spiced up with some modern violence. Its docudrama approach […] gives it the feel of a newsreel brought to life, and Roger Corman's slick direction gives it that shot-on-the-backlot look that conjures up memories of The Roaring Twenties (1939 / trailer) and The Public Enemy (1931 / trailer).*However, the film amps up the casual brutality common to these films […] and the event alluded to in the title is handled in a memorably grisly and brutal fashion. Thankfully, this 'best of both worlds' approach works well and makes The St. Valentine's Day Massacre a rousing crime film. The script delivers a dizzying array of double-crosses and action set pieces, and Corman's direction gives it the snappy pace it needs. Best of all, it's got a fantastic cast that dives into the material with gusto: George Segal is gleefully nasty as a tough-guy enforcer Peter Gusenberg and Jason Robards (26 July 1922 – 26 Dec 2000, of Murders in the Rue Morgue[1971 / trailer, with Herbert Lom) gives a bombastic, scenery-devouring turn as Al Capone. It all adds up to fast, brutal fun that is well worth a look for fans of old-school crime films. [Donald Guarisco @ All Movie]"
*A film rarely screened today, The Public Enemy has one of the best, and hardest, endings ever put on film. One wonders why Q.T. hasn't worked it into one of his films, yet.
"Told in a straightforward, almost documentarian style by an omniscient no-nonsense narrator (Paul Frees [22 June 1920 – 2 Nov 1986]), the film provides a great deal of both insight and drama on the many events and key personalities that lead to a violent conclusion which is also serves as the film's title. Corman takes time to flesh out many real-life characters on both sides of the conflict, so when the violence erupts, those impacted aren't simply faceless gangsters but real people. [cinapse]"
A manly film full of manly men, the only female role of note in the movie is that of the gangster mole Myrtle, played by Jean Hale (above). A fact we mention only so we have an excuse to embed a murder from her feature-film debut, the Del[bert] Tenney produced Violent Midnight aka Psychomania (1963), also featuring James Farentino.
Murder! in
Violent Midnight:


The Dirty Dozen
(1967, dir. Robert Aldrich)

Ok, here Dick Miller truly does a blink-and-you-miss-him appearance, uncredited, as "MP at hanging" in this "classic", the granddaddy of all groups-gathered-to-die-while-executing-an-impossible-mission movie. Although there is surely a more recent offering of the genre out there, the most recent one that pops in our heads being Quentin Tarantino's war fantasy Inglourious Basterds (2009 / trailer), itself inspired by Enzo G. Castellari's Italo-version of Aldrich's tale, The Inglorious Bastards (1977 / trailer). 
Trailer to
The Dirty Dozen:
"[The Dirty Dozen was one of] the biggest boxoffice hit[s] of 1967 [and] led to scores of imitations, remakes and sequels. Robert Aldrich's brutal action film was highly criticized at the time for its excessive violence and general air of nihilism, but has remained an audience favorite through the decades. Yet Roger Corman got there first with a more modest version of the same story, The Secret Invasion (1964 / trailer further below).[Trailers from Hell]"
We here at a wasted life admit that we've fallen asleep both times we tried to watch the (probably) butchered version of The Dirty Dozen we caught on late-night television, but many people find this war movie exciting; many people even call it a classic. About the most interesting thing we found about the movie was the once-innovative trick of not showing any credits until after a long pre-credit sequence, something not commonly done prior to this movie. The cast is pretty cool, too… maybe one day we'll give it a go on DVD, thus without commercial breaks, and re-evolve our opinion of the movie. (Current view: it's a snoozer.)
Trailer to
 The Secret Invasion:
Based on the novel by E.M. Nathanson (17 Feb 1928– 5 April 2016), a pal of the great Russ Meyer (21 March 1922– 18 Sept 2004). E.M. Nathanson even participated in Meyer's early nudie-cutie, The Immoral Mr Teas (1959 / full movie). The screenplay, however, was written by Nunnally Johnson (5 Dec 1897 – 25 March 1977) and Lukas Heller (21 July 1930– 2 Nov 1988), the former a Golden Age Hollywood screenwriter of note (for example, The Woman in the Window [1944 / full PD movie]), the latter, whose first job seems to have been "additional dialogue" for the Brit film Sapphire(1959), eventually became a regular scribe for director Robert Aldrich (9 Aug 1918 – 5 Dec 1983). The Dirty Dozeneventually begat a TV franchise of three TV movies — The Dirty Dozen: Next Mission (1985 / trailer), The Dirty Dozen: The Deadly Mission (1987 / trailer) and The Dirty Dozen: The Fatal Mission (1988 / German trailer) — as well as an unsuccessful and sanitized TV series, The Dirty Dozen, that lasted only one season (1988).
When the original film came out back in 1967, Dell Comics published a comic book version (estimated current value: $65.00 [Comic Book Realm]).
The plot: "Lee Marvin plays Major Reisman, an American army officer posted on British soil during WWII. He is brought in front of Generals Worden (Ernest Borgnine) and Denton (Robert Webber) who, in light of his dubious conduct in service, decide to hand him an inordinately difficult assignment: to train 12 court-martialled soldiers (most of whom are awaiting the noose) for a mission involving infiltrating a chateau in Rennes, France, and assassinating a number of high-ranking German officers who occupy the building. In exchange, their sentences will be reviewed. With the help of Sergeant Bowren (Richard Jaeckel [of Day of the Animals (1977)]), Reisman uses his unorthodox approach to discipline to whip the unruly ragtag bunch into shape. However, his efforts face challenges as he butts heads with one particularly defiant subordinate by the name of Victor Franko (John Cassavetes [9 Dec 1929 – 3 Feb 1989]) and an uptight superior officer named Colonel Breed (Robert Ryan) whom he crosses paths with. [Cinema's Fringes]"
"There is a plodding and unnecessary segment in the middle where the dozen plays war games against a rival officer's squad to show their worth that could have been left out, but the opening recruiting segment, the training sequence, and especially the daring raid at the end are spectacular. The Dirty Dozen is an exciting war film that provides evidence supporting Truffaut's assertion [that 'it's not possible to make an anti-war film because all war movies end up making war seem like fun']. [Andy's Film Blog]"
The original poster was done by Frank McCarthy(30 March 1924 — 17 November 2002). A successful American illustrator and artist, he left the commercial arts biz somewhere between 1968 and 74 (online sites disagree) to retreat to Sedona, Arizona, to become an artist specializing in scenes of the "Old West".
Of all the manly men on the ensemble cast, only one ever posed for Playgirl: former football player Jim Brown (of Mars Attacks [1996 / trailer]), who plays one of the more likeable and less-guilty of the characters, did the September 1974 centerfold, a photo of which we present below for your viewing pleasure. (If anyone out there happens to have a nude shot of The Dirty Dozen's manly Clint Walker, please send. That's him above with Jim Brown and one Playboy's all-time sexiest centerfold bunnies, Dolly Read, who went on to star in Russ Meyer's camp classic, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls [1970 / trailer])


The Devil's Angels
(1967, dir. Daniel Haller)

A.k.a. The Checkered Flag— "Big bad bikers butt heads with a small-town sheriff in this bargain-basement sleaze-fest. [Sandra Brennan]"
We see this movie as the one that got away: "Dick Miller started on this movie, but he was recast after a bike crash left him with several broken ribs. [imdb]" So let's look at a movie that doesn't have Dick Miller in it, but should have… 
VHS Trailer to 
The Devil's Angels:
Plot: "A member (Buck Kartalian [13 Aug 1922 – 24 May 2016], photo below not from the film]) of The Skulls motorcycle gang kills someone in a hit-and-run accident. He seeks refuge with gang leader John Cassavetes, who yearns for the good old days. At one time their gang was two hundred members strong. Now they are less than thirty. He decides the gang needs to find a small place they can call their own. They saunter into a small town, not wanting to make a fuss (well, they still steal and stuff, but it's pretty low key for them). The sheriff (Leo Gordon [2 Dec 1922 – 26 Dec 2000] of The Intruder  [1962],Nashville Girl [1976 / trailer] and Son of Hitler [1978 / first ten minutes]) tells them they have to leave town, but they can camp out on a nearby beach if they can maintain the peace. A young local girl (Mimsy Farmer) sneaks out to party with them and gets stoned out of her mind. She runs home and says the (mostly) innocent bikers raped her. The locals come after The Skulls and Cassavetes calls in reinforcements in the form of a giant biker gang. They take over the town and put the officials on trial. In the end, the bikers destroy the town while the disillusioned Cassavetes rides off alone. [Video Vacuum]"
Over at Senses of Cinema, scriptwriter Charles B. Griffith once said:  "They hired John Cassavetes, of all people. I was called into his hotel and he says, 'What the fuck is this shit?!', and I just say, 'Well, we wrote it last weekend in La Jolla and I didn't know you were going to be in it. If I'd known you were going to be in it, I would have shot myself!' [Laughs.] So he says, 'Fix this, fix this, fix this' and so I fix those and that was it. The changes did suit him and his acting ability. We never had anybody who could do what he could do. Then Roger blamed me, saying I made a better motorcycle picture for Danny Haller than him. I told him no, that was Cassavetes giving orders! […] Cassavetes definitely improved it all."
Also in the cast: former Italo-Americab weight trainer and B & C film bit part player Buck Kartalian (13 Aug 1922 – 24 May 2016) — the photo of him below is not from the fim.
"It's a fun biker flick with a strong cast and a thought-provoking story. If you're a biker film fanatic or just a fan of AIP/Roger Corman in general, I definitely recommend checking it out. [Cinema Retro]"


Part III (1968-74)
will follow one day…

Short Film: The Life and Death of 9413, a Hollywood Extra (USA, 1928)

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A.k.a. Hollywood Extra 9413, $97, The Rhapsody of Hollywood, The Suicide of a Hollywood Extra, and plain ol'A Hollywood Extra. The odd title of $97 was/is a direct reference to the short film's budget, a massive $97 (that would have the purchasing power of somewhere around $1400 today). To simply quote Wikipedia, "The Life and Death of 9413: a Hollywood Extra is a 1928 American silent experimental short film co-written and co-directed by Robert Florey (14 Sept 1900 – 16 May 1979) and Slavko Vorkapić (17 Mar 1894 – 20 Oct 1976). Considered a landmark of American avant-garde cinema, it tells the story of a man (Jules Raucourt [8 May 1890 – 30 Jan 1967]) who comes to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star, only to fail and become dehumanized, with studio executives reducing him to the role of extra and writing the number '9413' on his forehead." Horatio Alger never reached Hollywood, it would seem.
Shot on film ends, the leftover unexposed film stock from Hollywood productions — 1000 feet alone came from the Douglas Fairbanks' movie, The Gaucho [1927 / full film] — The Life and Death of 9413, a Hollywood Extra was supposedly inspired by Florey's own experiences in Hollywood. Initially shown only to colleagues in the business (Florey already had a number of feature-films to his name), when The Life and Death of 9413: a Hollywood Extra was picked up by a distributer (FBO Pictures), it proved an unexpected success and eventually reached more than 700 cinemas in North America and Europe. In 1997, seventy years after it was released, the short was selected for preservation by the National Film Registry, the mission of which "is to ensure the survival, conservation, and increased public availability of America's film heritage." (The short is the first of two Florey films to be selected by the NFR: his drama Daughter of Shanghai [1937 / film], starring the beautiful Anna May Wong (3 Jan 1905 – 3 Feb 1961), was later selected for preservation, in 2006.) 
The Full Short:
Florey went on to a long and successful career, primarily in the upper-B films (i.e., unlike the fellow talent, Edgar G. Ulmer [17 Sept 1904 – 30 Sept 1972], Florey was never stuck on Poverty Row) and eventually, after 1951, entirely in TV. His best known projects are probably the Marx Bros flick The Cocoanuts (1929 / trailer/ full film), the much too underappreciated Universal horror Murders in the Rue Morgue (1932 / trailer), and the disappointing The Beast with Five Fingers(1946); lesser known films likewise worth watching include the intriguing The Face Behind the Mask (1941 / scene) and the well shot The Crooked Way (1949 / full movie). Florey eventually re-used the narrative of an unsuccessful actor-seeking-career in his mainstream and mundane feature film Hollywood Boulevard (1936), but there it is but one of many subplots in a conventional film and thus lacks everything that makes it so interesting in The Life and Death of 9413: a Hollywood Extra (including all the arty avant-garde stuff).
To what extent his co-conspirator of The Life and Death of 9413, a Hollywood Extra, Slavko Vorkapić, was truly involved in the short is something still argued among those in the know, some claiming Vorkapić did everything, others saying he did virtually nothing; indeed, the two filmmakers, at varying times, were not of unified opinion in this regard. For that, Vorkapić also went on to a long and significant career in films and film schools, and is considered an influential figure in American film, if not the father of the montage sequence — something supposedly once called "a Vorkapićh". (Of particular cinematic interest are the visuals he conceived for "the Furies" in the mostly forgotten thriller, Crime Without Passion [1934 / intense opening sequence], and the 3D sequences in the cult rediscovery, The Mask [1961 / trailer].)
After The Life and Death of 9413, a Hollywood Extra, Florey made a few more shorts in relatively quick succession before concentrating on feature films. Among others, with Slavko Vorkapić he made the now lost short Johann the Coffinmaker (1927), and with William Cameron Menzies (29 July 1896 – 5 March 1957) — he of the original Invaders from Mars (1953 / trailer) and the disapointing The Maze (1953 / trailer) — the not-lost Love of Zero (1928). Flory's last short of note is probably Skyscraper Symphony (1939 / full film), likewise not-lost, which surely must have been a favorite of the Precisionists. 
As an extra: Robert Foyer's experimental short with the great William Menzies, 
The Love of Zero (1927):

Twilight of the Dogs (Maryland, 1995)

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"God, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet."
St. Augustine of Hippo (3 Nov 354 – 28 Aug 430)

(Spoilers.) Aka New Genesis and Fucking Lousy Film. How many ways can one say a movie is a waste of time? "We saw it so you don't have to"? Said that already. "This film will make you stupider than you already are"? Said that, too. How about the classic line, "This thing sucks donkey dick"? It does, but we've already said that about other movies, not to mention our current president, The Dumpster.
In any event, with Twilight of the Dogs, we have something rare: a movie that truly seems not worth writing about. But, shit: if a donkey dick-sucking toadstool incapable of telling the truth can make it to the White House, we can surely manage to write a review of a movie not worth writing about.
Truth be told, the only reason we bothered to pop Twilight of the Dogs into our DVD player was because it was the second of two films on a double DVD, the other being the indefinitely better but nevertheless stupid piece of flotsam called Ivanka TrumpCult(2007), and we wanted to free the shelf space. The space is free now, but perhaps we should have just simply tossed the DVD instead of watching it and saved our time by doing something constructive like masturbating or picking our noses or banging our head against the wall. All three being more fun things to do than viewing this filmic fuck-up. There is justifiable reason why Twilight of the Dogs remains, 23 years after the fact, director John R. Ellis's only feature-film directorial project: he is not any good at the job.
When it comes to what Twilight of the Dogs is about, the plot description found all over the web is right: "One upon a time in the future... a man and his cow fight against an evil cult leader." That said, the flick isn't half as interesting as that description makes it sound.
We don't know who played the cow (Melania?) but the man in question, "Sam Asgard", is played by sci-fi author and no-budget filmmaker Tim Sullivan, who did a much better acting job in his acting debut, the almost as atrocious horror flick, The Laughing Dead(1989). Sullivan also scripted Twilight of the Dogs, which initially might seem odd since Sullivan is an avowed atheist and the movie is extremely religion-obsessed. But then, the main religion of the movie, led by a power-hungry and blood-thirsty megalomaniac named Donald Trump Reverend Zerk (Ralph C. Bluemke*), is hardly a positive reflection of blind faith, while Karuy (Gage Sheridan of Despiser [2003 / trailer]), offers all the miracles of a daughter of god but is only a sexually active and friendly alien babe. Her final demise is likewise also highly reminiscent of that guy who long ago pretended to be the son of god, Jesus, while her use of the movie's cow, Gertrude,** brings to mind both the "miracle of the five loaves and two fish" as well as of Jesus healing the sick (choose your favorite healing legend). And much like Saint Paul helped kill tons and then found redemption in Jesus, Sam, who killed all of San Francisco, finds redemption in Karuy.*** It would seem that Twilight of the Dogs is very much of the opinion that organized religion, which is subject to abuse, is not needed to do or be good or find personal redemption… what an earth-shattering realization.
*The director of the hard to find non-masterpieces I Was a Teenage Mummy [1962] and The Kid and the Killers [1974], not to mentionRobby [1968 / trailer], a movie often screened at NAMBLAconventions.
**If the trivia section at the imdb is to be trusted, "The cow that is central to the plot of this movie is named Gertrude, named after the duck in Journey to the Center of the Earth(1959 / trailer), one of [Tim Sullivan's] favorite films." (An aside: Unlike Gertrude the Cow, however, Gertrude the Duck gets eaten at the end.)
***But whereas (at least as far as is known) Paul didn't actually get into Jesus, Sam does literally get into Karuy. And he manages to do so without the film getting even one gratuitous breast shot: an alien with modesty, Karuy always puts on her top right afterwards and never walks around nude. No one in the movie does the last, actually. Damn.
Okay, but to return to the technical aspects as experienced while watching the DVD. If we were to say that the cinematography Twilight of the Dogs was a masterful example of clarity, of the interplay and contrast of dark and light, foreground and background, of effective day-for-night shots, of a deep understanding of the capabilities of the cinematic form and the full expressive possibilities of a convincing mise-en-scene, we would be lying. As much as our president. Rest assured, the cinematography is a muddy mess and much of the movie — basically any scene taking place at night or inside unlit buildings — is a visually mucky, incomprehensible mess. (For the sake of doubt, however, let's blame it on the transfer. But the suck-ass editing probably isn't due to the transfer, it's due to how the flick was made.)
As Twilight of the Dogs was shot amidst the verdancy of Maryland, the infertility of the post-apocalyptic setting (and the corresponding food shortage) is never convincing, but at least the occasional postulant visages of the sick are properly icky. Still, one wonders about apocalyptic settings in which food and medicine is so lacking, but the women still have make-up available and sport [dirty] perms. Karuy's clothing, it must be said, also appear to be self-cleaning, for her totally 90s, padded-shoulder jumpsuit with female cummerbund is almost always impeccable clean.
Speaking of Karuy, and to give credit where credit is due, Gage Sheridan is probably the best actor of the movie: unlike Tim Sullivan, who is often almost somnolent and always not convincing, or Ralph C. Bluemke, who chews the scenery every time he's on screen, she occasionally projects a level of believability that transcends the intensity of a high-school film production — which is what Twilight of the Dogs would feel like, and would look like, if the relevant parts weren't played by adults.
Oh, yeah: one last positive statement. The stop-motion, oversized black widow spiders are cool and seen much too seldom. Made us wish we were watching something, anything, by Ray Harryhausen. It is understandable, to say the least, that the man responsible for the big critters, Kent Burton, had not only previously worked on The Blob(1988) and Freaked(1993) and Ed Wood (1994 / trailer) and Screamers(1995), but went on to work on James and the Giant Peach(1996) and Coraline(2009) and Anomalisa (2015 / trailer). He do a good job... unlike The Dumpster.
But enough. Twilight of the Dogs doesn't merit further critical attention. It doesn't merit any attention at all, if you get down to it. We heard-tell that this movie was never officially released, and that all available versions are bootlegs — not that our release looked like a bootleg, as it even had a barcode. In any event, bootleg or not, the movie isn't worth searching out and is even less worth watching.

Our advice: Do your dishes instead, or contemplate your navel. Both actions are far more intellectually stimulating and satisfying than Twilight of the Dogs.

Babes of Yesteryear – Uschi Digard, Part V: 1971, Part II

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Babes of Yesteryear: a wasted life's irregular and PI feature that takes a look at the filmographies of the underappreciated actresses cum sex bombs of low-culture cinema of the past. Some may still be alive, others not. Our choice of whom we look at is idiosyncratic and entirely our own — but the actors are/were babes, one and all. (Being who we are, we might also take a look at some actor cum beefcake, if we feel like it.) 
As the photo and blog-entry title above reveal, we're currently looking at the films of one of the ultimate cult babes ever, a woman who needs no introduction to any and all red-blooded American hetero male whose hormonal memory goes further back than the start of the 80s: the great Uschi Digard.* 
*A.k.a. Astrid | Debbie Bowman | Brigette | Briget | Britt | Marie Brown | Clarissa | Uschi Dansk | Debbie | Ushi Devon | Julia Digaid | Uschi Digaid | Ushi Digant | Ursula Digard | Ushie Digard | Ushi Digard | Alicia Digart | Uschi Digart | Ushi Digart | Ushi Digert | Uschi Digger | Beatrice Dunn | Fiona | Francine Franklin | Gina | Glenda | Sheila Gramer | Ilsa | Jobi | Cynthia Jones | Karin | Astrid Lillimor | Astrid Lillimore | Lola | Marie Marceau | Marni | Sally Martin | Mindy | Olga | Ves Pray | Barbara Que | Ronnie Roundheels | Sherrie | H. Sohl | Heide Sohl | Heidi Sohler | U. Heidi Sohler | Sonja | Susie | Euji Swenson | Pat Tarqui | Joanie Ulrich | Ursula | Uschi | Ushi | Mishka Valkaro | Elke Vann | Elke Von | Jobi Winston | Ingred Young… and probably more. 
As The Oak Drive-In puts it: "With her long hair, Amazonian build & beautiful natural looks (usually devoid of make-up), nobody seems to personify that 60's & early 70's sex appeal 'look' better than [Uschi Digard]. She had a presence that truly was bigger than life — a mind-bending combination of hippie Earth Mother looks and a sexual wildcat. […] She always seemed to have a smile on her face and almost seemed to be winking at the camera and saying 'Hey, it's all in fun.' Although she skirted around the edges at times, she never preformed hardcore…" 
Today, Uschi Digard is still alive, happily married (for over 50 years), and last we heard retired in Palm Springs, CA. To learn everything you ever wanted to know about her, we would suggest listening to the great interview she gave The Rialto Report in 2013. 

Herewith we give a nudity warning: naked babes and beefcake are highly likely to be found in our Babes of Yesteryear entries. If such sights offend thee, well, either go to another blog or pluck thy eyes from thee... 

Please note: we make no guarantee for the validity of the release dates given… or of the info supplied, for that matter.

Go here for
Uschi Digard, Part I: 1968-69
Uschi Digard, Part II: 1970, Part I


The Egyptians Are Coming
(1971, dir. Donald R. von Mizener)

A lost film supposedly featuring Uschi Digard. Though listed on filmographies everywhere, no one seems to have ever seen it — does it even exist? Who knows, but since we could not find a poster or VHS cover to the movie, enjoy another random Uschi magzine cover instead...
 
The director, Donald R. von Mizener, a lawyer by profession, directed one other movie, Mule Feathers aka The West Is Still Wild (1977). An obscure Don Knotts and Rory Calhoun western comedy, there are multiple incongruent plot descriptions to be found on the web, including the grammatically questionable "A roving preacher traveling the countryside in the company of a hilarious talking mule (voice by Don Knotts) and stumbles upon a search for hidden gold treasure that turns into a close encounter with an angry, grizzled Rory Calhoun (Motel Hell[1980])."
Co-scriptwriter of The Egyptians Are Coming, William Mitchell, like the movie he supposedly scripted, has never been heard of again.
Donald R von Mizener Radio Show 
on KIEV, 1989:


The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio
(1971, writ. & dir. Corey Allen)


"It's not his nose that grows!"

Co-written by Chris Warfield (29 March 1927 – 1 May 1996), who also co-produced the movie as "Billy Thornberg", the name he used as director, writer and/or producer of a number of Golden Age porn films.
And could it be? If the imdbis correct, he's the man the pneumatic Eve Meyer [13 Dec 1928 – 27 Mar 1977], pictured below from her 1955 Playboycenterfold, married after divorcing Russ Meyer — a "fact" we haven't been able to confirm elsewhere. (Is someone's nose growing?)
Both Chris Warfield and Pinocchio's director Corey Allen (29 June 1934 – 27 June 2010) began as small-time actors, with Allen even having a speaking part in Rebel without a Cause (1955 / trailer). Unlike Warfield, however, Allen eventually segued into TV and wrangled his way into a long and successful career as a TV director.
 
Outside of his TV work, The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio is one of only three feature films Allen ever directed, the others being Thunder and Lightning(1977 / trailer), with Charles Napier in a small role, and the laughable disaster flick Avalanche (1978 / trailer).
The cinematography was done by cult director Ray Dennis Steckler (25 Jan 1938 – 7 Jan 2009), bad-film auteur extraordinaire. Uschi shows up for a few breast-heavy moments in Pinocchio, playing a lesbian named Lilly, with a man's voice. She's even credited on some posters. This seems to be the only movie the guy playing Pinocchio, Alex Roman, ever made; the name has since been taken by an unattractive, long-donged, twinkie Italian bottomliving in Britain.
Edited trailer to
The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio:
At All Movie, Clarke Fountain offers the following synopsis: "This is a bawdy burlesque version of the famous fairy tale. Instead of Gepetto, the old-man woodcarver, we have Geppeta (Monica Gayle), an apparently frustrated and nubile young virgin. Geppeta carves Pinocchio (Alex Roman) for herself as a gorgeous young hunk. Geppeta's fairy godmother, a blonde played by Dyanne Thorne, magically transforms the young stud Pinocchio into a living man, who is quickly brought to work in the local whorehouse as a prize stud and exhibitionist. Nothing — not even sex — is taken seriously in this lighthearted, semi-pornographic offering."
For that, Teenage Frankensteinsays, "For all the talk of the softcore films of the era being more innocent, this feels tawdry and sleazy despite being less explicit than the eventual hardcore boom."
Scene with
Dyanne Thorne & Alex Roman:
Rock!Shock!Pop! was likewise not impressed: "Not the most interesting 'adult' film you'll ever see, this one has its moments but is, for the most part, fairly lackluster. The best thing about it is Dyanne Thorne (seen below not from the film), who is actually pretty amusing as the fairy godmother. She's well cast, frequently naked, and clearly in good spirits here, giving her all and delivering an enthusiastic performance. Uschi is underused, but it's fun to see her in the small part she's been given. Karen Smith looks great but her character [Mabella] is a cliché, while Monica Gayle follows suit she looks great, but Gepetta, despite being the female lead for the most part, just isn't that interesting. The film puts too much stock in Alex Roman. He looks the part, he's handsome enough and in good shape, but he has no charisma at all and winds up sinking the film."
Back atAll Movie, Robert Firsching would beg to differ, saying: "This cute softcore burlesque is worth seeing for the cast alone. Director Corey Allen takes a rowdy, Benny Hill-type music hall approach to the comedy, which isn't to everyone's taste, but has its moments. […] Dyanne Thorne makes a great Fairy Godmother, and a running joke has her accidentally making her own clothes disappear each time she waves her magic wand. Alex Roman is funny and charming as Pinocchio, although by the end of the film — when he's wandering around with a five-foot-long blanket-covered organ in a baby carriage — one gets the feeling that he will never work again. Rat-faced Eduardo Ranez is great as the smarmy JoJo, and later turned up in Cafe Flesh (1982 / scene). […]"
While we don't know the year that The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio was screened at the Nebraskan Grand Island Drive-In Theatre, we definitely find the quadruple-feature saliva-inducing. The New Adventures of Snow White aka Grimm's Fairy Tales for Adults (1969 / trailer / full bad film) is a German sexploiter from director Rolf Thiele (7 Mar 1918 – 9 Oct 1994) that features, among others, Walter Giller; Cinderella 2000 (1977 / trailer) is a tacky sci-fi musical (!) exploiter by the fabulously Z-grade filmmaker Al Adamson (25 July 1929 – 21 June 1995 [murdered]), who also made the disasterpiece Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971); and Alice in Wonderland (1976 / full film), directed by Bud Townsend (17 Oct 1921 – 19 Sept 1997), the director of Nightmare in Wax(1969), is a Golden Age attempt for an upscale musical porn movie. (Go to the Rialto Report for Alice in Wonderland: What Really Happened.)
By the way, the title song to The Erotic Adventures of Pinocchio, entitled Oh My Pinocchio, is sung by Kathy Cahill, someone you've never heard of but who was an original members of an easy listening singing group you've never heard of, The Doodletown Pipers... a fact we mention just so that we can embed one of their songs below. Sleep well.
The Doodletown Pipers sing
Blowing in the Wind (1967):


The Exotic Dreams of Casanova
(1971, writ. & dir. Dwayne Avery)
 
Since Harry Novak was the executive producer of this movie, we took a look at it back Part VIIIof his R.I.P. Career Review, where we cobbled the following together:
Aka The Young Swingers— but not to mistaken with the family music film from 1963 of the same name (poster below).
Over at Letterboxed, jeff rouk calls this movie "absolutely crazy": "A sort of Inception (2010 / trailer) meets Flesh Gordon (1974 / trailer below) with the sci-fi replaced by a surreal courtroom 'drama'. It starts out as a period piece. Casanova bedding a beautiful woman. Then it turns out that it's Joe Casanova (a descendent of the more famous 18th-century Italian), and we're actually at a swingers party arranged by, um, Santa Claus. Well, a guy named Bastor (Jay Edwards) dressed as Santa (for the entire movie). After an extended and already rather surreal orgy sequence (including whipping and whipped cream, a man in a fez and a camp man watching some lesbians, a man dressed as Robin Hood (John Vincent of The Psycho Lover[1970 / trailer], The Cult [1971 / trailer] and Flesh Gordon) in a swing and a sailor dropping soap in a shower... I could go on), Joe Casanova (Johnny Rocco of The Joys of Jezebel [1970 / first 2 minutes]) bumps his head while (literally) swinging. This then leads to a dream / fantasy courtroom scenario for the rest of the movie, itself littered with dreams / fantasies within the dream. Of course this leads to the ultimate redemption of Joe (this is a movie with a moral to it!), but it does become a bit difficult for a while working out what is real and what isn't, especially as the cast all dress the same wherever they are (or are undressed in many cases) [...] In the end, I think I actually quite liked it, without really meaning to."
The no-budget poster above, obviously enough, incorporates artwork by the great Tom of Finland, whose tales seldom featured hot gals. [The Barrel Theatrette of Melbourne no longer exists; it's now a Chinese restaurant.]
Lots of Uschi Digard — billed here as "Bridgette"— which always makes a film more enjoyable.
Uncensored Trailer to
Flesh Gordon:
At My Duck Is Dead, which never credits their sources, they quote someone unknown as saying "For a sexploiter, The Exotic Dreams of Casanova exudes a fair degree of flair, thanks to impressive costumes, Earl Marsh All's art direction, the meaty musical score by Vic Lance (Mantis in Lace aka Lila [1968 / trailer]), and Sam Ryven's cinematography, which pulls out all the stops to prevent the proceedings from ever becoming boring. Easily one of the classier offerings of sex and sin from distributor Harry Novak, The Exotic Dreams of Casanova is well worth a nocturnal visit."
 
The non-embeddable trailer can be found here at EroProfile.


The Godson
(1971 writ. & dir. William Rotsler)

Uschi plays someone named "Faye"— and makes it onto the [censored] Japanese poster above, which we found at One Sheet Index.

Since Harry Novak "Presented" this movie, we took a look at it back Part VIIIof his R.I.P. Career Review, where we cobbled the following together:

Supposedly a.k.a. Head Strong, Headstrong and, in Germany, as Blutjunge Mädchen — Hemmungslos, under which title it was released there in 1975 as a porno flick, once again by Germany's very own Sultan of Sleaze, Alois Brummer (12 May 1926 – 4 May 1984).
AV Club bitches that The Godson follows "Novak's early-'70s formula: A few minutes of gangland tough talk in some featureless office gives way to extended scenes of simulated sex, with the principals positioning heads and legs precisely enough to avoid an X rating. Then the crooks hook up and talk some more before the next buxom distraction wanders in....."
TheGrindhouse Database was also not impressed by the movie: "What we got here is a soft-core porno which follows the adventures of mob enforcer, and the Don's godson, Marco Santino (played by Jason Yukon, who packs a nifty afro and sideburns). Marco's currently stuck in the brothel business and has dreams of moving up in the organization. All the while, he gets it on with the clients and we see the clients get it on with the customers. [Excuse us? Are clients and customers not the same thing?] That's all the plot really. Of course, there's an eventual showdown between Marco and a rival in the end, but the outcome doesn't really matter 'cause you'll be bored and won't care. Might not be hard to believe, but despite alllllll the skin and allllllll the sex, this flick is really tedious."
The great website Pulp Internationalalso didn't really like the movie, complaining that "The Godson is just a sexploitation flick with bad direction (William Rotsler), bad scripting (William Rotsler), bad editing (William Rotsler), and astoundingly bad acting (everyone)." […]
But for that, they also note the movie's positive aspects: "Uschi Digart and the awesomely beautiful Lois Mitchellappear in this film, super hot Debbie McGuirefrom Black Starlet (1974 / full movie) and Supervixens (1975 / tv trailer) gets a bit of screen time, and legendary sci-fi writer and firebrand Harlan Ellison (27 May 1934 – 28 June 2018) pops up briefly. Also, some of the film was shot at Ellison's bachelor pad." Indeed, supposedly an un-credited Harlan Ellison (27 May 1934 – 28 June 2018) is in the orgy scene as "Guy with Barbara (Jane Allyson) and Brunette"; he stays dressed. That's him below, having fun on set.
Not to be mistaken with the dated and overly cool French Alain Delon film, Le Samouraï (1967 / trailer), which was at one point released in Australia and the US as The Godson (poster below).


The Godchildren
(1971, writ. & dir. Robert E. Pearson)
Aka Hawaiian Split. A mafia movie, and an early mockbuster — long before the term was even coined — riding on the coattails of, natch, The Godfather (1972 / trailer). Interestingly enough, The Godchildrenhit the cinemas first.
Robert E. Pearson(31 Jan 1928 – 4 July 2009) went on to direct two further exploiters, The Devil and Leroy Bassett (1973 / a trailer) and Claws (1977 / full movie) before eventually returning to Kansas to become a painter. The painting below is an example of his work. Some people might remember Claws from when it was re-released as Grizzly 2 so as to ride on the success of William Girdler's Grizzly (1976 / trailer), which was itself a riff on Jaws (1975 / trailer).
Letterboxd has a plot description that sounds like a DVD blurb: "A mob courier (Christopher Geoffries) is given the responsibility of transferring drugs from California to Hawaii. What he doesn't count on is his backstabbing girlfriend (Sandy Carey) hiring an assassin to steal his stash."
J4HIsays that this "real obscurity" is "exploitation fun wallowing in the world of drug dealing, loose women, organized crime, torture, double crosses and more. Complications arise in a lucrative scheme of running drugs between Los Angeles and Hawaii. The standout here is the unknown Lindsey Hillard as a cold-hearted hitman. He's a little like Dennis Weaver in Touch of Evil (1958 / trailer) with Javier Bardem in No Country for Old Men(2007 / trailer). Worth checking out."
Divine Exploitation, which calls the movie "freewheeling, convoluted exploitation filmmaking of the highest caliber," says, "Now, for the Ushci Digard fans out there who will watch this for only one reason. She's not in it a lot. There's a scene where Johnny hooks up with this oddball character by the name of Bobby Lee O'Toole (John F. Goff) who has two lovely ladies in tow, Lady Chatterley (Kathy Hilton) and Lady Godiva (Rene Bond). They all go back to Bobby's place for much naked frolicking and have so much fun that they have to contact Swedish Massage expert Lotta Cuze (Uschi Digard) to fix Rene Bond. Naturally there is much naked and rubbing of skin, but you're looking at about five minutes of film tops."
Unexpectedly for a film of this ilk, the film ends with a bang instead of a gang bang.
At least in some locations, The Godchildren was released on a double bill with Fernando Di Leo's Slaughter Hotel (1971 / trailer below), a.k.a. Asylum Erotica and Cold Blooded Beast and, of course, by its original Italian name, La bestia uccide a sangue freddo, starring Klaus Kinski.
Trailer to
Slaughter Hotel (1971):



The Only House in Town
(1971, dir. "Flint Holloway")

"Flint Holloway", otherwise a.k.a. Ed Wood, Jr. — the mind does indeed boggle: Uschi in an Ed Wood movie! Long thought lost, it was found sometime around 2002, an event that eventually even found mention in The New Yorker. To what extent The Only House in Town is based (or inspired) the Ed Wood book of [almost] the same name, we do not know.
The website Medium, in any event, was moved to say, "Compared to the innocent delights of Plan 9 (1959 / trailer) or even Necromania(1971 / ten hand-censored minutes), it is a challenging, ambiguous work. More a tone poem than a narrative, with a wildly tenuous approach to story, character, and setting, The Only House in Townis Ed Wood's Last Year at Marienbad (1961 / trailer below)." Uschi, as "Mishka Valkaro", may or may not play a house madam, but she breaks the fourth wall often enough as she tells her tales of sex.
Trailer to
 Last Year at Marienbad:
The blogspot the-mad-doctor-of-cult-movieshas a blow-by-blow description of a movie seemingly divided into two parts: the first, a male & female gangrape of a woman who, in good (soft and hardcore) porno fashion begins to dig it, and the second with Uschi introducing "several short stories which are acted out by the previously seen six cast members, all of which feature Uschi totally nude and very involved in the hot and heavy action."
According the blogspot Dead 2 Rights, and as supported by the advert below (which, like the book cover image above comes from that site), points out that "footage from the film was turned into some 8mm loops available through mail-order called Lesbian Love and 4 Girls & 3 Men Orgy."
They go onto to say, "As in the Steve Apostolof films of the 1970s, the orgy scene here drones on and on. Ed is very limited in terms of what he can show in a softcore movie, so mostly we see a lot of writhing around with actors grinding their pelvises into one other. There is no scripted dialogue here, though someone does shout directions from off-camera. (A typical command: 'Do that again!') This doesn't sound like Ed's voice. Could it have been Ted Gorley? Whoever it is makes the mistake of referring to Uschi Digard by her real first name: 'Touch Uschi's breast!' Boom microphones and their attendant shadows are both in evidence."
As the ads above and below attest — all cribbed from the blogspot Dead 2 Rights— the movie even got screened in theaters. Unluckily, according to the Mad Doctor of Cult Movies mentioned above, "Uschi Digard later has gone on record as saying she has no memory of appearing in this film."
And as mentioned at more than one website, including Adult DVD Talk when the movie came out Ed Wood reviewed it pseudonymously Wild Screen ReviewsVol. 2, 1st Issue (1970), saying: "The Only House in Town is one of those rare films that makes me glad I turned down a bright future as a shoe salesman and became a reviewer. This is more than just a good film — in many ways it may be a great film. [...] The Only House in Town is about lust, rape, crime, hate, sex, love, money, death, blood, lesbians, orgies, whores, bootleggers and ghosts. It is also the story of a house and what that house does to people's minds. The house is old and rundown, the paint is peeling and the place is ready to fall apart. A group of young hippies are living in the place since the rent is cheap and the house is away from the rest of the town."
At the dearly departed Georgian New Glen Art Theatre, nee Glen Theatre, The Only House in Town was paired with an unknown movie entitled, at least there, Fantasy of Love. At the former Danish World Books and Flicks at 410 Main Street, Racine, Wisconsin, with an equally unknown title, Venice Night. We assume without proof that the KentuckianCinema "X" Mini Theatreof the ad is the one once foundin Newport, Kentucky,; there, Wood's flick was screened with yet another unknown title, Woman's Companion. But at the now-demolished Alhambraat 2121 E. Third Street in Dayton, Ohio, The Only House in Town screened with the early and now apparently lost Lee Frost (14 Aug 1935 – 25 May 2007) movie, Captives(1969), a pseudo-Danish softcore roughie. The Mini Vue in Albuquerque came and went without leaving any traces, but Fred Baker's"intriguing low-budget underground feature"Events (1970 / a trailer below) is easily available today. 
A trailer to
Fred Baker's Events:


Private Eye's, Public Display
(1971, dir. Unknown)

No poster online, no information a lost film, it would seem, so check your attic. As no source lists the film's length, it feasibly could simply be a loop. But until it is found, we will never know for sure whether it's a feature-length film or not, or whether there is a typo in the title or not. (Who knows, maybe the real title is The Private Eye's Public Display, or Private Eyes, Public Display.) Till then, enjoy a random photo of Uschi instead.


Skin Flick Madness
(1971, writ. & dir. "Bluth Blaine")

As lorsays at the imdb, Skin Flick Madness is a "transparently cheap compilation of porn loops." One can find it on DVD and all over the web, but it probably is really hardly worth the effort. Indeed, it was such a cheap production there never seems to have been a poster or any lobby cards. The cheapness of it production warrants the meagerness of the Hustlervod.comdescription of the movie taken straight from the DVD Uschi Digard Triple Feature 2, "Sandy Dempsey (11 April 1949 – 24 May 1975) fucks her boyfriend in a theatre while watching porn loops, including Uschi 69ing a busty young blonde (Phyllis Stengel)!"
Over at Rock!Shock!Pop!Ian Jane is a bit more detailed about the version he watched on Alpha Blue Archives' release, Sex and the Single Vampire Plus The Lost Films of Sandy Dempsey: "Up next is Skin Flick Madness, a fifty-one-minute long feature made in 1971. It starts off with a 'Suckit Films Presents' that then rambles off some interesting credits (Wardrobe by Ivan Beatoffski, Camera by Lester Lenscap) [...]. After that intro, we get some quick but welcome footage of the seedy side of San Francisco showing off some adult bookstores and theaters. Into one such theater we see a couple enter (Dempsey plays the female and is credited as 'Lotsa Titsa'; the male [Richard Smedley of The Night God Screamed (1971 / trailer/ full movie), Blood of Ghastly Horror (1967 / trailer/ full movie), and Brain of Blood (1971 / trailer below)] is credited as 'Bigi Dicki') and sit down to take in a film. He's hoping he'll get lucky, she's not impressed so he drinks a beer. One of the women in the 'movie within the movie' footage is Uschi Digard, who has some nice lesbian play time with a pretty blonde. Back in the theater, things are warming up a bit as Bigi Dicki gets Lotsa Titsa's top off. The next movie plays, it's some sort of strange Devil-Cult themed porno. It seems to do the trick, as it plays out Dempsey gets progressively more naked and then as the last movie plays out, they fuck. Not much of a story to this one at all but it's quick, fun and dirty. The location footage is pretty neat too but the cinematography is about as rudimentary as it gets. Still, Dempsey is in fine form here and anytime Uschi shows up it makes for a good time."
Trailer to
Brain of Blood (1971):
Skin Flick Madness is, not surprisingly, the only known movie ever made by "Bluth Blaine". Sandy Dempsey, by the way, born 11 April 1949, died roughly four years after this film hit the grindhouses in a boating accident in the Gulf of Mexico on 24 May 1975. 


Wild Honey
(1971, writ. & dir. Don Edmonds [1 Sept 1937 – 30 May 2009])

We took a look at this movie in Part IXof Harry Novak's R.I.P. Career Review, where we cobbled together the following:
Probably not based on the Midwood erotic novel of the same name (see below) written by "Don Karl", whose fabulous cover illustration is by the sadly underappreciated artist Paul Rader.
Wild Honey is the directorial début of Don Edmonds (1 Sept 1937 — 30 May 2009), former and occasional actor (for example: Beach Ball [1965 / trailer] and Wild Wild Winter [1966 theme song below]*) who, after this film, still did an occasional acting job (Home Sweet Home [1981 / trailer], for example) but concentrated mostly on writing, producing and directing — including some true sleaze classics: Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS (1975 / trailer) & Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976 / trailer). Other films we find of note that he touched: Skeeter (1993 / trailer, with Charles Napier), True Romance (1993 / trailer), BeyondEvil (1980 / trailer), Saddle Tramp Women (1972), Tender Loving Care (1973) and the Charles Napier vehicle, The Night Stalker(1987).
*Both these surfer flicks also happen to feature the dearly departed cult character actor, Dick Miller(25 Dec 1928 – 30 Jan 2019).
Jay & the Americans singing 
Two of a Kind from Wild, Wild, Winter:

Over at Shocking Images, they have a read-worthy interview of him in which he talks about Wild Honey: "I wrote a picture called Wild Honey, and that was the first film I ever directed. Something Weird has a tape of it. It's too bad, because I've seen their tape, and it's chopped up something terrible. The quality is fourth or fifth generation. I wish I could find the negative. Harry Novak has it, but he won't give it to me. He distributed the picture, and he won't even get on the phone with me. [...] It's badly chopped. [...] It was a normal length, ninety-minute movie. It did really well, actually, when we put it out. [...] Not hardcore, just the beginnings of naked stuff. In those days, just putting tits on the screen was a big deal. I wanted to be a little more flamboyant than that, but if you've ever seen Wild Honey, it's not a hardcore picture. It's a tits and ass film." (Including those of cult faves Bambi Allen and Uschi Digert — and speaking of Uschi, that's her below.)
Online, we found a blurb from Mike Accomando's classic fanzine, Dreadful Pleasures: "Released by Harry Novak, Wild Honey is the tender tale of Gypsy (played by healthy-looking Donna Young of Edward D. Wood Jr.'s Take It Out in Trade [1970 / trailer], Stephen C. Apostolof's Five Loose Women [1974 / trailer] and Al Adamson's The Naughty Stewardesses [1975 / trailer below]). After almost being raped by Daddy, she runs away from the farm and winds up in La La Land. Soon she is partying with a squadron of hippies led by a space cadet named Astral (Allan Warnick, seen somewhere in Mother, Jugs & Speed [1976 / trailer]) and The Two Jakes [1990 / trailer]). 'What's your sign?' he actually asks. They zone out on LSD. The meat of this softcore movie concerns Gypsy's rise to stardom. She poses for stag photos and is genuinely treated like a doormat by everyone. Then she lucks out and meets a lesbian Madam who sets her up as a high-priced call girl. Money. Apartment. New car. Gypsy's hit the big time. But it's not enough. She is insatiable now..."
 
Trailer to
The Naughty Stewardesses (1975):

Exploitation Retrospect is of the opinion that Wild Honey is a "Cinderella story gone horribly, horribly wrong": "A moral fable, disguised as a sexploitation roughie fashioned as a loose cautionary tale about why you shouldn't party with guys wearing black robes in the Hollywood hills, there is still enough here to make you ponder the true nature of morality, the decay of social mores; modern values and even to just blink and wonder 'what the hell' to yourself. [...] Wild Honey was trite, stupid and unrealistic but it did have varied thematic music for every setting and the flesh was excessive. I'll admit to one thing, this film was so damned random, switching between moral message and quasi-explicit action so frequently that I found myself not predicting what was going to happen next, something that hardly ever happens to me when I watch a film. Wild Honey was an aptly-named little flick that was sweet and sticky at first, but just when you start to enjoy its fleshy nectar it stings you at the end... does this look swollen to you?"


Red, White and Blue
(1971, writ. & dir. Beverly & Ferd Sebastian)
 
A.k.a., in Germany, as Call Girl Report; and in Australia, as Sexual Freedom USA. A documentary narrated by Robert Fitzpatrick(2 July 1937 – 23 October 2010)and co-produced byDavid F. Friedman.
Wikipediadoesn't bother with Ferd, but does have an entry on Beverly: "Beverly Sebastian is an American film director, writer, and cinematographer whose independent films in the 1970s and 1980s were predominantly exploitation pictures similar to the work of Roger Corman and other directors in the 1960s at independent studios like American International Pictures. Her husband, Ferd Sebastian, often co-directed with her. After directing Running Cool (trailer) in 1993, she and her husband retired to Florida. As of 2012, Sebastian runs the Greyhound Foundation, which saves Greyhound dogs retired from racing, gives them medical assistance, and trains them with prisoners." A 1999 interview of Ferd can be found here at Mondo Stumpo.
Their most famous film is undoubtedly 'Gator Bait (1974 / trailer below), which stars 1970 Playboy"Playmate of the Year" Claudia Jennings (20 December 1949 – 3 October 1979) and was followed by the less-amazing 'Gator Bait II: Cajun Justice (1988 / trailer). Jennings naturally didn't take part in the sequel: she died in an automobile collision on the Pacific Coast Highway near Malibu, California when she was 29. Ferd, and possibly Beverly, has since found godand runs the website 2Jesus, which might explain why they dropped out of exploitation. We took a look at him briefly in our R.I.P.: Richard Hugh Lynch career review, for Lynch starred in their 1979 movie Delta Fox (full movie).
Trailer to
'Gator Bait (1974):

Depending on how you look at it, Red, White and Blue is either a documentary about porn in the US of A, or American porn pretending to be a documentary.
TCMsort of sees it from one side, saying: "Obscenity laws were somewhat vague in the late 1960s and early 70s. So in order to avoid prosecution, lawyers advised some pornographic filmmakers to present their films as documentaries. This film is one of the results of that advice, in which testimony in an imaginary Congressional committee uses footage from a pornographic film as an 'exhibit'."
Cinema Wastelandsees things abit differently, saying, "Beverly and Ferd Sabastian's documentary on Richard Nixon's silly, yet right up the GOP playbook, complete waste of time and tax payer money, Commission on Obscenity Reports, with (CW's mentor and free-speech hero) David F. Friedman as a main subject."
Over at the possible illegal download site Rarelust, we find out both why the film is now hard to get and where Uschi is found in it: "An incredibly rare film, the Sebastians decided to produce a documentary focusing on the sexual revolution and how it was affecting media and culture of the time. Sort of like a West Coast version of Gerard Damiano's Changes (1970 / trailer). You get to see footage of various sex trade personalities testifying before the Commission on Pornography (including Dave Friedman), behind-the-scenes footage of shooting 16mm softcore and one-day wonders, a casting session in an agent's office including Uschi Digard and other familiar faces (Debbie Osborne, etc.), and silhouette confidential interviews with publishers and distributors in the adult book and magazine industry. Fascinating from start to finish! SWV discontinued this after the Sebastians approached them with paperwork on owning the movie, and Ferd & Bev planned on releasing it on their own, but [...] nothing has come of that proposal."
The documentary includes film clips from, among other movies, the Friedman-scripted Trader Hornee (1970 / trailer), the influential classic I Am Curious (Yellow) (1967 /scene), and Quiet Days in Clichy (1970 / trailer).
Full Short Film —
Muscle Beach (1948):
Among the others that appear in the doc, the most notable names include Joseph Strick(6 July 1923 – 1 June 2010) and Barney Rosset (28 May 1922 – 21 February 2012). Strick was a documentary and art film maker whose intriguing projects included, among many, Muscle Beach (1948 /full film above), The Savage Eye(1960), and the unnerving Interviews with My Lai Veterans (1971). Barney Rosset, in turn, was the former owner (from 1951 to 1985) of the New York book publisher Grove Press and one of the great and influential advocates and warriors for free speech in America. The trailer below is to the 2007 feature documentary about him, Obscene.
Trailer to 
Obscene:



Information Processing (1971)
Less a documentary short than an educational film, though who know for whom, from CRM Productions.
CRM Closing Logo:
Uschi, fully dressed for a change, is one of the many party guests at the party at which the movie is set, going by the description found at OCLC World Catalog: "Using for its base a crowded, noisy cocktail party as observed from a control booth, [Information Processing] analyzes how people process information. Pretty girls and bizarrely dressed men, including some improvisational actors, demonstrate attention, language processing, long and short term memory, mnemonics, retrieval strategies, and problem solving."
One could well assume that the movie was "directed" by the movie's producers, the husband and wife team of Carole Hart (30 April 1943 – 5 Jan 2018) and Bruce Hart  (15 Jan 1938 – 21 Feb 2006). But if we're to believe 16MM Lost & Found, Bruce Hart made the film and Carole only contributed as producer. (Women never do anything.) The website also says, "The Harts were two of the original writers on Sesame Street, and are perhaps best-known for [producing] their award-winning album Free To Be…You And Me (opening credits)."
Bruce Hart, by the way, wrote the lyrics to Mama Cass's (19 Sept 1941 – 29 July 1974) non-hit One-Way Ticket, a fact mentioned only as an excuse to embed the song below.
"Mama Cass" Elliot singing
One-Way Ticket:


Coming eventually
Uschi Digard, Part VI: 1972, Part I

Dolls (Italy/USA, 1987)

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(Spoilers) Whether one sees Dolls as director Stuart Gordon's secondary or tertiary horror outing hinges on whether you consider when the movie was made or when it was released. Gordon actually shoehorned this odd little horror movie in between his first two Lovecraft adaptations Re-Animator(1985) and From Beyond (1986 / trailer), but ended up releasing it after the latter.
Considering how different this movie is to those two visceral and over-the-top blackly humorous gore films, it is perhaps not surprising that Dollswas a commercial flop — most fans of his two earlier horror excursions were surely put off by this film's lack of excessive blood and carnage and its oddly childlike view of horror. But it should be a self-evident fact that just because a film is a commercial flop doesn't mean it isn't good. And while Dolls is far from a perfect film, it does have its moments and is, in the end, far from a waste of time. In fact, some people will find it pretty damn good — as we did.
Dolls flits by at a relatively gaunt 77 minutes, and is far less a roller-coaster ride of unexpected money shots ala Re-Animator than it is a leisurely paced, almost old-fashioned tale that takes a bit to get started but then doesn't overstay its welcome. The script is less than waterproof, due in part to the overall almost fairytale simplicity of the narrative, but then the movie also follows a somewhat childlike logic in which flaws of simplification (such as blood being explained away as spilt paint, a thieving but lightly packed woman who has a flashlight at hand, and adults as one-dimensionally nasty as Cinderella's or Hansel & Gretel's stepmothers, to mention but a few) almost seem acceptable. Within the movie itself, the topic of the child inside is broached more than once — and, arguably, this movie is perhaps best enjoyed by people who still have a bit of child, or at least a child's grasp of horror, inside them. Indeed, if an underlying message can be gleaned when watching Dolls, it is perhaps less "don't be evil" than "don't lose your inner-child".
The basic setup of Dolls is one of the oldest of horror films, and can be found in films probably from before Edgar G Ulmer's classic Black Cat (1934 / trailer) to long after the cult must-see, The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975 / trailer): a variety of people get stranded in their vehicles on a dark and stormy night and take refuge in a distant house inhabited by mysterious people who aren't exactly what they seem.*
*In terms of short films, the rainy night in a strange house scenario (minus the cars & mysterious hosts) is already present in our October 2018 Short Film of the Month, Segundo de Chomón's The Haunted House, which is from 1908.
In the case of those stranded, we have the neglectful father David Bower (Ian Patrick Williams of TerrorVision [1986 / trailer], The Last Resort [2009 / trailer], Growth [2010 / trailer] and Dire Wolf [2009 / trailer]), wicked stepmother Rosemary Bower (Carolyn Purdy-Gordon of Castle Freak[1995]) and little daughter Judy Bower (Carrie Lorraine); two obnoxious hitchhikers, the Madonna-wannabe Isabel (Bunty Bailey) and her punkette friend Enid (Cassie Stuart of Afraid of the Dark [1991 / trailer]) and Slayground [1983 / trailer]); and the goofy nice guy Ralf Morris (Stephan Lee [11 Nov 1955 – 14 Aug 2014] of The Pit and the Pendulum [1991 / trailer], Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College[1991 / trailer] and Ken Russell's China Blue [1984 / trailer]). As for the mysterious people who aren't exactly what they seem, we have the elderly toymaker Gabriel Hartwicke (Guy Rolfe [27 Dec1911– 19 Oct2003]) of the kiddy fave Mr. Sardonicus [1961 / original trailer] and Retro Puppet Master[1999]), among others, and his wife Hilary Hartwicke (Hilary Mason  [4 Sept 1917 – 5 Sept 2006] of the classic Don't Look Now [1973 / trailer], Haunted [1995/ trailer] and I Don't Want to Be Born [1975/ trailer]).
Creepy and not without a few dead people, the filmmakers are at least smart enough to offer a few likeable characters in Dolls— and as befitting a fairytale, they ride off to what one assumes is happily ever after. That so few survive the night is primarily due to the fact that all but Ralf and little Judy have not only lost the openness and innocence of childhood, but they also all (but R&J) have hidden or unscrupulous agendas. It is the innocence of the two babes in the house o' horror that precariously carries them through the night as the rest of the cast (but for the two hosts) become bodycount.
In the case of Judy, she goes through the night with far greater aplomb than perhaps would be expected of a child her age, were it not for an early scene, perhaps the goriest of the movie, in which she fantasizes the bloody demise of her spiteful (un)parental units at the hands of her mutated, previously tossed away (by wicked stepmother Rosemary) teddy bear. It is a scene that straddles humor and horror, for as ridiculous as the concept of a killer teddy bear might be, the scene does tip into (phantastic) gore.
Other effective scenes of horror include Isabel's death, which easily garners a few "ows" and cringes — and the sight of unknown giggling forms crawling upward under the sheets of Rosemary's bed is a sight/experience one would not want to experience one's self. (Her demise is later used for a blackly humorous scene of one-sided conjugal desire.) A later scene in the attic, when Enid finds Isabel, also offers a truly nightmarish sight that might well sneak into some people's dreams, and it is not difficult to understand why it also influenced the film's original poster image (a pictorial variance of the original scene that is less disturbing than the scene itself).
The dolls are surprisingly effectual in presence: well-made and detailed to the minute, they truly come alive in Dolls, far more so than those found in the subsequent Puppet Mastermovies that this film so obviously inspired.* Whether gnashing fangs or simply reappearing en masse on a shelf, they seldom seem a purely ridiculous threat, even when played for laughs (as is the demise of the cowboy and a scene of judgment).
*See, for example, our review of Retro Puppet Master(1999) and Curse of the Puppet Master(1998), perhaps two of the worst films of that franchise.
Dolls is definitely not a movie that will appeal to many, despite all its plus points. As befitting a film about dolls, one needs a childlike openness to fully enjoy the film, as it is very much a kiddy horror film but with some gore. And that, in turn, is what makes Dolls oddly inappropriate for those of the impressionable age, particularly those easily frightened or prone to nightmares. But the movie remains an enjoyable excursion into idiosyncratic horror for those with an open mind and a bent for the less mundane and consumerist kind of movie, or even simply a penchant for fairytale-like narratives. It's definitely different, and that alone makes it a movie worth watching.
An extra that has little to do with the movie:
Bunty Bailey, the obnoxious Madonna wannabe Isabel in Dolls,
is also found in the music video to a-ha's classic 80s pop tune, Take On Me.

Hwasango / Volcano High (Korea, 2001)

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The 9th highest grossing Korean film of 2001, this overly long teenage-oriented martial arts action comedy is available in two versions: a relatively short recut hip-hop version released in 2004 by MTV (featuring the voices of Snoop Dogg [of Bones(2001)], Method Man, Lil' Jon, Big Boi, and Mýa), which clocks in at only around 80 minutes, and the Korean and international version, which is around a good 40 minutes longer. We caught the international version, so the music was heavy metal instead of hip hop and the dubbing voices unknown and of no importance.
The non-plot is easy enough to follow, but is in the end utter nonsense and of no importance, and is little more than the merest of excuses to link together different scenes of varying success.
Basically, bleached-blonde Kim Kyung-soo (Jang Hyuk), the movie's nominal hero, is expelled from yet another school and sent to Volcano High, an institute of education in which little education occurs and the various fractions of students are at war. A mysterious lost manuscript of great power is also sought by many, including the nefarious Vice-Headmaster Hak-sa (Hee-Bong Byun of The Host [2006 / trailer]). He ends up calling in the movie's true heavies, Mr. Ma (Jun-ho Heo of Demon Empire [2006 / scene]) and the Five Teachers, a gang of super-powerful disciplinarian instructors, who aim to bring order to the school any way possible… Can Kim save the day by mastering his powers and freeing the school of the bad guys without once again being expelled? And will he get the girl, Yoo "Icy Jade" Chae-yi (Min-a Shin)? Like, who cares? We sure didn't.
In its uncut form, Volcano High screams for being circumcised, despite also exuding the odd feeling that it is less a solo movie that a heavily condensed cut of a TV series. It is one of those rare flicks that is both too long for what it offers but likewise too short for everything that transpires to truly make sense. In the end, however, it is arguable that the disparate narrative with its excess of unnecessary characters really doesn't need to make sense since it is such an obvious excuse for simply linking together diverse visual and verbal jokes, martial arts and magical fight sequences, and once-amazing but already dated CGI interludes.
Somewhere in the mess that is Volcano High there also seems to be some sort of political subtext — it is, after all, notable that the film, which advocates anarchy and an order-is-evil attitude, should come from a country like Korea, which is laden heavily with both social and legal regulations — but one is hard-placed to say that the subtext can in any way be taken seriously. Intellectual,Volcano High is not — hell, it isn't even mildly intelligent.
On the plus side, the movie does have some humor, as there are occasional flashes of intentional and mildly effective slapstick and situational comedy. Regrettably, much too often it is not the intended jokes that instigate the real laughter, but rather the messiness of all that found on the screen. More than once, scenes transpire that have no real sense of purpose and that function in no way to add depth to the tale, offer any character development, or advance the plot: they are simply there, sometimes saving face through a decent laugh or some visual acrobatics, sometimes falling flat and instigating a "Huh?" reaction.
Another plus, of course, are the fight scenes, which for the most part are heavily enhanced by CGI and veer squarely into the realm of fantasy sock-'em chop-'em. They are the whole point of the movie, the meat to the spindly bones that are movie's flimsy plot. Volcano High may not offer anything truly revolutionary in this department, and (as previously mentioned) sometimes the computer animation does look more than a little grey at the temples, but the mid-air acrobatics, slow-motion cartoony violence, and Matrix-like visible air movement are served in huge and excessive dollops — quantity, in other words, but of mixed quality.
The fact of the matter is that Volcano High should have been a good movie, at least for fans of flying sock-'em chop-'em fantasies capable of appreciating a change of scenery. The movie's scattershot narrative and now somewhat-dated CGI aside, Volcano Highis basically a Chinese wuxia fantasy that has been moved from centuries past to modern day Korea and dressed in a Korean school uniform. Accept the new look, and the movie may entertain you despite all its flaws. But it also would also entertain far more effectively, and likeably, if it didn't overstay its welcome to the extent it does in its original, uncut form.
In that sense, the MTV release moves in the right direction by cutting a subplot or two and reducing the movie by 40 minutes: for as thin as the plot of the original version is, it also losses its tangents and changes direction once too often. A prime example in this regard is Jang Ryang, "the Dark Ox" (Su-ro Kim of Death Bell 2: Bloody Camp / Gosa 2 [2010 / trailer] and Vampire Cop Ricky / Heubhyeol hyeongsa na do-yeol [2006 / trailer]), the oddly bulkless leader of the weightlifting club. For most of the movie he is set up as the movie's heavy, as the person that Kim Kyung-soo must and will eventually confront to save the day — but suddenly, out of the blue, the Dark Ox is replaced by Mr. Ma & the Five Teachers and himself becomes one the ultimately powerless masses at the school that the hero must defend. (The constantly mentioned lost magic manuscript, likewise, remains such an unused and unnecessary MacGuffin that it actually proves detrimental to the narrative.)
Ultimately, despite its massive hometown success, Volcano High is not a very good movie. Terrible, it is not either, especially if you like wuxia or Wachowski Sisters movies. More than anything else, it is simply a mildly entertaining and somewhat interesting failure.

R.I.P. Dick Miller, Part III (1968-73)

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25 Dec 1928 – 30 Jan 2019

The American thespian treasure known as Dick Miller, one of our all-time favorite character actors, entered the Great Nothingness on January 30th, 2019.
A Bronx-born Christmas Day present to the world, Miller entered the film biz doing redface back in 1956 in the Roger Corman western Apache Woman(trailer). He quickly became a Corman regular and, as a result, became a favorite face for an inordinate amount of modern and contemporary movie directors, particularly those weaned and teethed in Corman productions. (Miller, for example, appears in every movie Joe Dante has made to date.) 
A working thespian to the end, Miller's last film, the independent horror movie Hanukkah (trailer), starring fellow low culture thespian treasure Sid Haig, just finished production. In it, as in many of Miller's films, his character is named Walter Paisley in homage to his first truly great lead role, that of the loser killer artist/busboy Walter Paisley in Roger Corman's classic black comedy, A Bucket of Blood (1959). 
What follows is a multi-part career review in which we undertake a meandering, unfocused look at the films of Dick Miller. The films are not necessarily looked at in the order of their release... and if we missed one, let us know. 

Go here for
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part I (1955-60) 
R.I.P.: Dick Miller, Part II (1961-67)


The Legend of Lylah Clare
(1968, dir. Robert Aldrich)
The way the cookie sometimes crumbles: director Robert Aldrich followed up one of his biggest hits, The Dirty Dozen (1967, see Part II), with one of his biggest flops, this big budget exercise in Hollywood imitation Eurotrash artiness that has since achieved minor cult status… but then, every flop does, eventually. ("This film is listed among the 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made in Golden Raspberry Award founder John WIlson's book The Official Razzie® Movie Guide. [imdb]") Dick Miller is there again somewhere in an uncredited blink-and-you-miss-him part as a "Reporter at Press Party".
Trailer to
The Legend of Lylah Clare:
Aldrich's The Legend of Lylah Clareis based on a teleplay of the same name that originally aired on The DuPont Show of the Week (1961-64) on 19 May 1963. Interestingly enough, in 1980 the material was given a pornographic spin by the pseudonymously named Lewis Brothers of Detroit as The Blonde(NSFW film).
"The Legend of Lylah Clare, in which Kim Novak plays both a fictional dead silent-film star named Lylah Clare and Elsa Brinkmann, a young actress who looks remarkably like her, was made just as the studio system and its watchdog, the Production Code Administration, were crumbling. The new DVD of Lylah Clare is likely to be significant primarily for Novak fans and as an artifact that demonstrates the shallowness and sensationalism with which Hollywood interpreted its new freedom. With childish bravado, this film breathlessly produces for the audience some formerly forbidden themes and situations, which it embellishes with a sophomoric attempt at homages to classic Hollywood, primarily to Alfred Hitchcock, Orson Welles, and Marlene Dietrich. Still, it is a great-looking movie. And it ends on a strikingly auteuristic note, as director Aldrich boldly repudiates his own film as drivel. [Cineaste]"
The plot, as found at DVD Beaver and All Movie, the latter of which credits it to Hal Erickson: "Film star Lylah Clare is dead, but her legend lives on. Movie-producer Barney Sheean (Ernest Borgnine [24 Jan 1917 – 8 July 2012], of The Last Match [1991 / trailer]) hires Elsa Brinkmann (Kim Novak), the living image of the late Lylah, to star in a film based on Ms. Clare's life. Barney hires director Lewis Zarkan (Peter Finch [28 Sept 1916 – 14 Jan 1977]), Lylah's former husband, to transform the talentless Elsa into a facsimile of the deceased screen queen. Elsa not only learns to imitate Lylah but, at crucial junctures, becomes the dead woman. While re-staging the accident that killed Lylah, the obsessed Zarkan deliberately drives Elsa to her doom — and in so doing reveals his complicity in the death of his wife. The film ends with Lylah's onetime housekeeper (Rosella Falk [10 Nov 1926 – 5 May 2013]), gun in hand, lying in wait for Zarkan to return home while her TV blasts forth a grotesque (and possibly symbolic) dog-food commercial. A trash masterpiece, Legend of Lylah Claire works so hard at vilifying the Old Hollywood (there's even a vicious Hedda Hopper caricature) that it's a wonder the actors could keep a straight face."
"The Legend of Lylah Clare is a thudding dud whose melodramatic navel gazing at the ugly people who inhabit the film industry fails to even rise to the level of enjoyable camp due to a lack of likable characters, a lack of anything remotely interesting happening, and only intermittent outbreaks of moments that provide anything approaching unintentional chuckles. [Monster Hunter]"
Rosella Falk, Lylah/Elsa's lesbian love interest and the revenging angel of the movie, is found in better Eurotrash than this pale Hollywood imitation, including Umberto Lenzi's Seven Blood-Stained Orchids(1972 / trailer) and Paolo Cavara's Black Belly of the Tarantula (1971 / trailer). Ditto for Italo stud Gabriele Tinti (22 Aug 1932 – 12 Nov 1991), whose resume of Eurotrash classics and non-classics is longer than that of the woman he left a widow, Laura Gemser, with whom he also occasionally worked. Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977 / trailer below), anyone? Or how about Black Cobra Woman (1976 / trailer), in which his character is killed when the live snake inserted in his anus eats its way out of him.
NSFW Trailer to
Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals:


The Wild Racers
(1968, dir. Daniel Haller & Roger Corman [uncredited]) 
The third film by Daniel Haller, whose directorial debut is the entertaining Boris Karloff horror, Die, Monster, Die! (1965 / trailer).

The screenplay is credited to "Max House", but over at Wikipedia they quote main director Daniel Haller as saying, "[The Wild Racers] began when Roger asked me to develop the script with Chuck Griffith. That meant I drove Chuck to Santa Barbara in my car and wouldn't let him out of the hotel room until he had a certain amount of pages done. Then we went to Palm Springs and he'd dry out there. We finally ended up in La Jolla writing for a day or so there. After a week, we came back with the finished script."
Long ago (21 Aug 2013), when asked by F1SocialDiary what his favorite racing movie is, Quentin Tarantino said, "But I guess my favorite racing film is [...] a terrific picture called The Wild Racers. It's with Fabian and Mimsy Farmer and directed by a guy named Daniel Haller. In it, Fabian plays a famous stock car hotshot who comes across to Europe to make it as a Formula One driver. It's shot like an Antonioni movie, with very little dialogue, most of which is voice-over. And no shot in the movie lasts more than twenty seconds. The quick edits keep you on the edge of your seat. It's very avant-garde, but it still delivers a proper racing movie. Classy."
The Sidewalk Sounds (a.k.a. Davie Allan and The Arrows) do
The Wild Racers theme:
All Movie, obviously, would disagree: "[...] This dull feature [is] plagued by a general feeling of boredom from the cast and crew. The film relies heavily on stock footage of races to pad the thin plot."The Wild Racers is the feature-film debut of Talia Coppola, otherwise known as Talia Shire, later also found in director Haller's follow-up film, The Dunwich Horror (1970 / trailer), andThe Landlady (1998 / trailer).
We haven't seen The Wild Racers, but online sources cannot decide whether Dick Miller shows up playing a pit crew mechanic and later ended up looping all of Warwick Sims' dialogue, or whether Dick Miller only loops the dialogue and isn't actually in the movie. Anyone know?
The plot, from TV Guide: "This meager auto racing picture relies heavily on stock footage to tell its story, that of racer Jo-Jo Quillico (Fabian, of And Then There Were None [1965] and Kiss Daddy Goodbye [1981 / scene]), who is hired by an auto tycoon to do some driving. His real talent is with the girls, however, and he chalks up conquests faster than laps. Mimsy Farmer (of Lucio Fulci's Black Cat [1981 / trailer] and Ruggero Deodato's Body Count [1986 / trailer], with David Hess) is his favorite — until she mentions marriage, whereupon he drops her like a hot radiator cap and finds someone else with no desire for commitment."
From The Wild Racers
The Sidewalk Sounds (a.k.a. Davie Allan and The Arrows) do
The Bedroom Theme:
In his book American International Pictures: A Comprehensive Filmography, Rob Craig, who thinks that "this thrilling and highly original treatise on the world of road racing is light years ahead of similar AIP offerings", writes: "[...] The viewer is left is left with the humbling notion that fools such as Fabian are little better than the hapless animals whom we've witnessed getting slaughtered at the Spanish Bullfights: 'brave but dumb.' Fabian is actually quite good here as a self-absorbed heel, whose chance fame goes directly to his head. Rather than contriving an unlikely happy end, The Wild Racers just ends, like jumping off a cliff, with our antihero learning nothing about his self-destructive ways or the misery he has left behind." That's Fabian below, by the way, but not from the movie.
"Being completely Poe-addled at the time, after, basically, randomly thumbing through the famed author's collected works, American International Pictures added the somewhat nonsensical title [The Conqueror Worm] for Michael Reeves'The Witchfinder General(1968). Whatever title you see it under, the film is as creepy and hair-raising as the artwork would imply and is definitely worth checking out. And, to be frank, with no trace of the usual ham, I think the portrayal of the dastardly inquisitor, Matthew Hopkins, is one of the most arresting performances of Vincent Price's storied career. As was also AIP's modus operandi back then, The Conqueror Worm was sent out as a double-bill. And keeping up with the nonsensical approach, it was released with the Fabian-fueled stock car epic, The Wild Racers. [Scenes from the Morgue]"


Targets
(1968, writ. & dir. Peter Bogdanovich)

A flop when released, Targets, the directorial debut of Peter Bogdanovich, has since gained the kind of reputation that gets it listed in books like Steven Jay Schneider's 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die.
  
Trailers from Hell on
Targets:
Targets features two disparate story lines that tie into a knot in the final moments: the actions of the salt-of-the-earth NRA member modeled after buzz-cut Charles Whitman (24 June 1941 – 1 Aug 1966), aka the "Texas Tower Sniper", seen further below, and the live appearance of an aged horror star named Byron Orlok (Boris Karloff) at a drive-in screening an older film of his.
As succinctly pointed out at Wikipedia, "In the film's finale at a drive-in theater, Orlok — the old-fashioned, traditional screen monster who always obeyed the rules — confronts the new, realistic, nihilistic late-1960s 'monster' in the shape of a clean-cut, unassuming multiple murderer." That's Whitman directly below.
Dick Miller does not really appear in Targets, but he is seen for a second or two here and there in the film-in-the-film being shown at the drive-in (the Reseda Drive-In Theatre in Reseda, CA), the classic non-classic The Terror (1963).
The name of Karloff's character in Targets, Byron Orlok, is of course an obvious reference to one of the great granddaddies of all horror movies, F.W. Murnau's Nosferatu (1922). In that film, as you might remember, the bloodsucker is named Graf Orlok.
Nosferatu (1922),
the full film:


Which Way to the Front?
(1970, dir. Jerry Lewis)

The mind boggles — or at least ours does: Richard "Dick" Miller receives a "Story" credit alongside screenplay scribes Gerald Gardner and Dee Caruso (7 April 1929 – 27 May 2012) on a Jerry Lewis (16 March 1926 – 20 Aug 2017) movie.
A scene:
According to imdb, "Dick Miller sold the script to the studio, but claimed it was re-written (originally it was set in the Pacific and was moved to Nazi Germany). He called the experience a 'sore spot', but said it was fine for a Jerry Lewis vehicle." In a sense, Miller was obviously influenced by The Dirty Dozen (1967, see Part II), as the plot to this comedy also involves one man putting together a group of misfits to conduct a mission behind enemy lines. A subtle (?) reference to the influence can be seen in how, much as in The Dirty Dozen, the opening credits of Which Way to the Front? play about 18 minutes after the film starts.
The general response to this movie tends to be that as nutshelled at At-A-Glance Film Reviews, which says "This may well be Jerry Lewis' worst film. There's a lot of gags, slapstick, and Lewis-style screaming, but not a laugh among the bunch. Extremely tiresome."
And the plot? The NY Times has it: Which Way to the Front? has "Lewis as a millionaire tycoon classified 4-F during World War II. He airily bands together a group of fellow rejects into a small private 'army,' floats the boys overseas on his yacht and sneaks them into the Italian mountain lair of some key Nazi officers. The idea is for Lewis to impersonate a German bigwig and somehow turn the tide of the war."
Could it be that it was actually Which Way to the Front? that inspired Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds (2009 / trailer) and not The Dirty Dozen?


Four Rode Out
(1970, dir. John Peyser)

Richard "Dick" Miller sells another "original story" to be adapted for the screen by Paul Harrison and then written for the screen by Don Balluck (25 June 1929 – 7 April 2000). For Balluck, the job proved to be his only credited feature film screenplay, but Harrison eventually wrote, directed and produced the schlocky horror flick, The House of Seven Corpses (1974 / trailer). Director Peyser (10 Aug 1916 – 15 Aug 2002), primarily a TV director but capable of more, went on to direct one of the grindhouse anti-classics of the seventies, The Centerfold Girls (1974), starring Andrew Prine (see Part I).
The full film —
Four Rode Out:
An American film project filmed in Spain, this obscure western has a reputation as being somewhat slow and actionless; long unavailable, it found itself on one of those ubiquitous 50-movie packets once found at dollar stores.
Plot: "In a small western town Myra Polsen (Sue Lyon) hides her lover Frenando Nunez (Julián Mateos [15 Jan 1938 – 27 Dec 1996] of Ann och Eve — de erotiska [1970 / trailer] and Amando de Ossorio's The Possessed [1975 / full movie]), a wanted fugitive, from the law. When Myra's father catches them in bed together Frenando beats him up then escapes. Whereupon the old man vents his frustration on poor Myra, calling her names and slapping her silly before shooting himself. After the funeral Myra is approached by grizzled but principled U.S. Marshall Ross (Pernell Roberts [18 May 1928 – 24 Jan 2010]). He tells her Frenando is wanted for bank robbery and murder, something she refuses to believe. Ross promptly ventures into the harsh desert to track down Frenando, accompanied by Mr. Brown (Leslie Nielsen [11 Feb 1926 – 28 Nov 2010] of Day of the Animals[1977]), a sleazy and none too trustworthy Pinkerton Agency detective who seems strangely eager to kill the fugitive on sight. To the surprise of both men, Myra joins the search. She insists she can convince Frenando to surrender provided Ross swears he will bring him back alive. [The Spinning Image]"
"Four Rode Out is kinda by the numbers, but the interaction and mistrust between Roberts and Nielsen keeps it interesting. While it isn't always successful, there are still enough oddball moments (like the impromptu wedding in the desert) to make it watchable. The solid performances by the three leads certainly help. Nielsen is especially good as the lecherous weasel of a lawman. I could've done without Janis Ian's character though. She plays a folk singer whose songs act like a Greek Chorus. Not only are the songs mostly terrible, they're just there to act as filler during the transition scenes. [Video Vacuum]"
The most interesting name of the cast is, of course, Sue Lyon, seen above not from the film, forever famous for playing the title character of Kubrick's Lolita(1962 / trailer). Four Rode Out can arguably be seen as the beginning of her professional decline, whence she moved onto headlining Eurotrash projects like Tarot (1973 / music) and To Love, Perhaps to Die (1973 / trailer) before sinking to totally fun trash like The Astral Factor (1978 / German trailer) and Z-auteur John Hayes'End of the World (1977 / trailer). She left the biz after a small part as a news reporter in the cult favorite Alligator (1980) and now shuns publicity and make-up.
Back in the day when bad publicity was still bad publicity, however, she got a lot with her marriages, especially her third: "On Nov. 4, 1973, she married Gary 'Cotton' Adamson, a convicted murderer. The nuptials took place at the Colorado State Penitentiary. Lyon and Adamson had become acquainted in 1972 through a mutual friend who once had been jailed with Adamson in Los Angeles. The romance was fostered through letters and prison visits. By November 1974, Lyon was filing for divorce. But by January 1975, she seemingly had changed her mind completely and told a reporter, 'Getting a divorce wasn't something I wanted to do — it was something Hollywood wanted me to do' to save her film career. [Des Moines Register]"
In a rare interview, she once said: "I defy any pretty girl who is rocketed to world stardom at 15 in a sex-nymphet role to stay on that level path thereafter. [Pop Matters]"


The Andersonville Trial
(1970, dir. George C. Scott)

Actor George C. Scott made his directorial debut with this PBS adaptation of the 1959 Broadway play by Saul Levitt. Scott had played the prosecutor Norton Parker Chipman (7 March 1834 – 1 Feb 1924) in the original production; in his TV version, William Shatner plays the part. Dick Miller is in there in a rather inconsequential part as the court sketch artist, one of many familiar faces found populating the rolls of this "two-and-a-half hours of middle-aged white men talking in a room."
"Swiss-born Henry Wirz (Richard Basehart [31 Aug 1914 – 17 Sept 1984] of He Walked by Night [1948 / trailer] and Mansion of the Doomed [1976 / trailer]) is on trial in 1865 for atrocities that occurred while he was the ruling commandant of the Confederate prisoner-of-war camp near Andersonville, Georgia. More than 40,000 Union prisoners were crowded into an area meant to hold less than half that, and were not provided adequate food, water, shelter or medical care. Prisoners were forced to drink from the same swampy stream that their bodily waste was emptied into. They slept year round on bare ground without a roof over their heads. Food was so scarce that some of the men resorted to cannibalism.[Johnny LaRue's Crane Shot]"


The Grissom Gang
(1971, dir. Robert Aldrich)
 
More than one website (aveleyman, for example, but not imdb) lists this Robert Aldrich flop as a project involving Dick Miller, though none say in what manner. If he is there, he's uncredited and lost in the crowd — or maybe ended up on the cutting room floor. But for the benefit of a doubt, we list the film here as a "maybe".
Trailer to
The Grissom Gang:
The Grissom Gang is the second feature film adaptation of James Hadley Chase's novel No Orchids for Miss Blandish, and like the first adaptation, the British noir No Orchids for Miss Blandish (1948 / trailer), it was ripped apart by the critics and has since enjoyed critical re-evaluation. Today, The Grissom Gang can be found five spaces lower (at #12) than Roger Corman's The St Valentine's Day Massacre (1967, see Part II) on Empiremagazine's list of "The 20 Greatest Gangster Movies You've Probably Never Seen". (Have you seen it? We haven't.)
One of the five films Aldrich made as an independent director after the success of The Dirty Dozen (1967, see Part II) gave him the financial clout to open his own studio, it was, just like the preceding The Killing of Sister George (1968 / trailer), The Legend of Lylah Clare (1968) and Too Late the Hero (1970 / trailer), a box-office flop. By 1971, Aldrich sold his studio and was once again a director for hire.

"Like Mr. Hoover said, prosperity's just around the corner."
Doc Grissom (Don Keefer)

Script scribe Leon Griffiths (15 Feb 1928 – 10 June 1992), by the way, had previously co-written the "underrated, creepy and atmospheric historical thriller",The Flesh and the Fiends (1960/ trailer), a film well worth checking out.
For The Grissom Gang, Griffiths and Aldrich reversed a driving plot point of the novel: instead of the girl falling for her kidnapper, the kidnapper falls for the girl. The setting and characters was also changed to Depression Era white trash. "One of myriad post-Bonnie and Clyde (1967 / trailer) gangster pictures set during the Depression, the movie concerns a group of Midwestern thugs who kidnap an heiress for ransom. Although slow-witted and violent-tempered Slim Grissom (Scott Wilson [29 March 1942 – 6 Oct 2018] of Way of the Gun[2000]) is ostensibly the leader of the group, the real power behind the gang is his monster of a mother, Ma Grissom (Irene Dailey [12 Sept 1920 – 24 Sept 2008] of The Amityville Horror [1979 / trailer]). So when Slim takes a liking to the heiress, Barbara Blandish (Kim Darby), Ma endangers the whole group by agreeing to a change in plans. Instead of killing the girl after collecting ransom, thereby protecting the anonymity of the crooks, Ma 'gives' Barbara to Slim as a playmate. Then, once Barbara figures out that Slim is the only person keeping her alive, she feigns affection — only to later develop genuine feelings for her brutal lummox of a captor. Sprinkled in between scenes of infighting among the gang members are vignettes that advance tedious subplots involving Dave Fenner (Robert Lansing [5 June 1928 – 23 Oct 1994] of Thirty Dangerous Seconds [1973 / full film], Island Claws [1980 / scene], 4D Man [1959 / trailer], Empire of the Ants [1977 / trailer] and The Nest [1988 / trailer]), a private detective hired to act on behalf of the heiress' rich father, and Anne Borg (Connie Stevens, seen below not from the film), a showgirl who dates one of the gang members. [Every '70s Movie]"
"In the years since Aldrich's death in 1983, Ulzanna's Raid (1972) at least has gained a reputation as an underrated masterpiece. And though I wouldn't use such a strong word for The Grissom Gang, it's certainly a wonderfully entertaining and well-crafted movie that plays perhaps better today than it did in 1971. [Combustible Celluloid]"
TV Guide, perhaps as to be expected, would disagree: "Many scenes may have been intended as comedy relief to the bloodbath sequences, but they fall flat. Aldrich had a way of blending the macabre and humor […], but we're not sure what he meant to accomplish here. The film features good camera work by Biroc, sharp editing by veteran Luciano, and lots of money spent on the period sets. Weird supporting characters tend to divert our attention. It's a remake of No Orchids for Miss Blandish, which is one of the worst gangster films ever made. The Grissom Gang is slightly better, but not much."


Private Duty Nurses
(1971, writ. & dir. George Armitage)
 
The directorial debut of George Armitage, Private Duty Nurses is the second nursesploitation film to come from Roger Corman's film factory. Although generally not listed on any Dick Miller filmographies, at least one website that knows who Dick Miller is says he's there. Furthermore, Corman's dictum to Jonathan Kaplan as explained further below in Night Call Nurses [1972] would indicate that Miller should be found here, too, if not in Corman's first nurse film, The Student Nurses[1970, trailer] as well.
Credit sequence of
Private Duty Nurses:
In any event, at Inside Pulse, Joe Corey has the plot: "There are three nurses with issues that get explored as separate storylines, but they come together at the end of the film to help each other. Spring (Katharine Cannon of The Hidden [1987 / trailer]) gives her private duties to Domino (Dennis Redfield). The guy is rushed into the hospital after a nasty motorcycle wreck. Lynn (Pegi Boucher) hangs out with her ecological boyfriend as he fights to clean up the oceans. They spend a lot of time by the beach getting naked together. Lola (Joyce Williams, seen in the background of Soylent Green [1973]… and nude below, not from any film) is a black nurse who wants to give back to her community after a tragic death. Dick Miller plays a cop. [Italics ours.] This isn't the most exciting of entries."
"[Private Duty Nurses is] dull, downbeat, unnecessarily grim and almost completely lacking in humor, making it one of the least-entertaining drive-in exploitation films to come off the Corman assembly line. […] Armitage's script is going for insight but comes off as heavy-handed as he tries to shoehorn in too much social commentary, be it in the form of civil rights, feminism, pollution, or Vietnam, instead of what he should be doing, plus he bogs things down with a drug smuggling subplot and one of the nurses being violently raped late in the film. I thought these were supposed to be 'fun.' There's the requisite T&A, but Armitage tries to make the sex scenes all arty with various show-offy camera techniques. [Good Efficient Butchery]"
Indeed, there are probably few exploitation films out there which include a "let-down sex scene" like that early in Private Duty Nurseswhen Nurse Lynn (Pegi Boucher) hooks up with Dewey (Paul Hampton of Women of the Prehistoric Planet (1966 / trailer) and Shivers aka They Came from Within [1975 / trailer]), who turns out to be a lousy lay. That alone is too close to the bone for most guys, which make up the core audience of exploitation films, can deal with. Worse for Nurse Lynn, however: she later gets raped by a Chicano junkie and then gets to watch her ecology-minded, drug-dealing doctor boyfriend get shot dead by a narcotics agent.
Pegi Boucher,
forgotten actress, forgotten singer (image above):


Ulzana's Raid
(1972, dir. Robert Aldrich)

Multiple sites online list this Corman movie as a project involving Dick Miller. But none say in what manner — and since we ourselves have yet to see the movie, we can only offer the benefit of a doubt and include it here with a "maybe".
Ulzana's Raid:
The plot, as found at Moviescene: "After Apache leader Ulzana (Joaquín Martínez [5 Nov 1930 – 3 Jan 2012] of Pedro Páramo (1967 / full movie]) and a small group of men leave the reservation the US Cavalry assign naive young officer Lt. Garnett DeBuin (Bruce Davison of Willard[1971 / trailer]) to lead a small group of men to bring Ulzana back. Assisting DeBuin is the experience scout McIntosh (Burt Lancaster [2 Nov 1913 – 20 Oct 1994]) and assisting him is his old friend and Indian scout Ke-Ni-Tay (Jorge Luke [1942 – 4 Aug 2012] of Treasure of the Amazon[1985 / trailer]). As they follow Ulzana's trail they find a path of destruction and murder, shocking DeBuin who struggles to understand how anyone can be so brutal and vicious but also forcing him to tackle his weaknesses and hidden prejudices in order to catch Ulzana."
In White Justice in Arizona: Apache Murder Trials in the Nineteenth Century, Clare Vernon McKanna points out that "[...] In Ulzana's Raid, film director Robert Aldrich used a remarkable historical event, completely rewrote the story, and turned it into a series of stereotypes that cast Apaches as ruthless villains."
In real life, actually, the Calvary not only didn't win, but Ulzana escaped into Mexico... but had that been the story, the film probably would be considered anti-American or something or as well-liked as it generally now is. At the time it was released, however, Ulzana's Raid was not a commercial success. It is available in two main edits, the Burt Lancaster cut and the Robert Aldrich cut. We heard-tell that Aldrich's in longer...
Blue-ray.com is a bit more of the ol'"resistance is futile" attitude: "The characterizations [in Ulzana's Raid] are just as unglamorous and as a result the entire film basically becomes a repudiation of the popular notion that one of the two rivaling sides in the West — the white settlers — is to be exclusively blamed for the carnages that occurred as the natives were gradually forced to choose between assimilation and extermination. Aldrich offers a different explanation, which is that the culture of the settlers and the culture of the natives were so incompatible that violence and death were quite simply unavoidable. [...]. The entire conflict of course is downsized, simplified and then framed within the chase that the film chronicles for easier digestion."
On the other hand, "Ulzana's Raid (1972) is frequently cited as an allegory for US involvement in South East Asia, and it's hard to argue with that inexperienced soldiers battling a largely faceless foe in hostile and unforgiving territory, exposing strengths and weaknesses, prejudices and virtues in the process. [Riding the High Country]"


Night Call Nurses
(1972, dir. Jonathan Kaplan)

A few years earlier, Roger Corman began a wave of nurseploitation film when he gave Stephanie Rothman the go to write and direct The Student Nurses(1970 / trailer / poster below), "a canny bait-and-switch: People came for the cleavage promised in the poster, and walked out having watched a film that defiantly engaged with feminist politics in a way not seen in a major motion picture at the time. [Broadly]"
The Student Nurses movie was successful enough for Corman to approve further nurse movies, henceforth all directed and written by men and with continually less bait-and-switch. Student Nurses was followed first by Private Duty Nurses (1971 / opening credits), written and directed by George Armitage, and then this film, Night Call Nurses, with a script also credited to Armitage but rewritten, and then directed, by newbie Jonathan Kaplan, who got the job thanks to Martin Scorsese's recommendation to Roger Corman.
Trailers from Hellon
Night Call Nurses:
As Kaplan explains in Chris Nashawaty's Crab Monsters, Teenage Cavemen, and Candy Stripe Nurses: Roger Corman: King of the B Movies, "He [Corman] laid out the formula. I had to find a role for Dick Miller [Italics ours], show a Bulova watch, and use a Jensen automobile in the film. And he explained that there would be three nurses: a blonde, a brunette, and a nurse of color; that the nurse of color would be involved in a political subplot, the brunette would be involved in the kinky subplot, and the blonde would be the comedy subplot. The last thing he said was, 'There will be nudity from the waist up, total nudity from behind, and no pubic hair — now get to work!'"
The plot: "Night Call Nurses follows the exploits of three beautiful caregivers, all of whom work in their hospital's crisis center. The first is Barbara (Patty Byrne, nude scene below), who, along with her boyfriend Zach (Christopher Law), attends a therapy group in her spare time. When she overhears its instructor talking about her to the others, Barbara experiences a level of paranoia that sets her mind to spinning, and before long she's acting in ways she never dreamed possible. Janis (Alana Hamilton) develops a crush on a patient named Kyle Toby (Richard Young of Cocaine Cowboys [1979 / trailer], Friday the 13th: A New Beginning [1985 / trailer] and Lords of the Deep [1989 / trailer]), a long-distance truck driver who became addicted to speed while on the job. Once Kyle is cured, Janis begins to see him socially, and the two fall in love. Sandra (Mitti Lawrence), an African-American, is approached by Jude (Felton Perry of Robocop [1987 / trailer]), a former convict and current militant, who wants her to help spring a radical named Sampson (Stack Pierce [15 June 1933 – 1 March 2016] of A Rage in Harlem [1991 / trailer] and Psychic Killer [1975 / trailer]) from the hospital. A prisoner who, according to official reports, attempted suicide, Sampson is being held in a secure ward, and is under the watchful eye of the prison's bigoted warden (Bobby Hall of Bloodlust![1961]), so getting him out isn't going to be easy. What these beauties don't realize is that, as they're dealing with their personal issues, someone is watching them, and sending the occasional threatening note (written in lipstick) their way. None of the girls take this potential threat seriously, but is it really the work of a practical joker (as they believe), or a disturbed psychopath hell-bent on doing them harm? [2,500 Movie Challenge]"

"As with all of the sexy-nurse movies, Night Call Nurses is padded with empty spectacle. In addition to a dull skydiving sequence, there's an endless scene of young women stripping during a group-therapy session, ostensibly to throw off their inhibitions. Amid the repetitive nonsense, however, are some enjoyable moments. Once in a while, for instance, Armitage inserts some of his signature offbeat humor. Kyle, the wigged-out trucker, courts Janis by pointing to the name tag on her uniform. 'Janis — is that your name or the name of your left tittie?' Giggling, she replies, 'That's my name — the name of my left tittie's Irene.' Sophisticated? Hardly. Droll by comparison with the rest of the movie? Sure. There's also a somewhat amusing scene in which a sleazy drug salesman tries to peddle unnecessary medication, only to be stymied by a nurse who brings up the pesky issue of medical ethics. The movie takes an abrupt left turn into pure Corman territory toward the end, climaxing with an escape, a car chase, and a bloody shootout. One suspects the people at New World realized the novelty of nurses providing carnal TLC wasn't enough to sustain interest across multiple movies, hence the choice to throw in random exploitation elements, whether they fit or not. [Every '70s Movie]"
"Kaplan is good with his cast. He gets a distinctive performance from each of his three female leads: Byrne does some nice method-style emoting as the troubled nurse, Collins gives a laid-back but witty performance as the 'cool' one, and Lawrence does the most subtle work as the nurse who becomes a accomplice to a breakout. Colorful turns from the male cast help flesh it out: Young gives a charismatic performance as the trucker, Clint Kimbrough [8 March 1933 – 9 April 1996] is menacing in a cool way as the doctor who runs the encounter group, and Perry offers a fiery turn as the radical plotting his leader's escape. Look also for a fun cameo from Dick Miller as a hapless motorist who picks up Barbara. [Italics ours] Simply put, Night Call Nurses is an engaging example of the Corman nurse-film formula that doubles as a worthy debut for Kaplan. [Schlockmania]"


Fly Me
(1973, dir. Cirio H. Santiago)
"Stewardesses wear uniforms and are stereotypically friendly, good-looking and slim-bodied (due to enforced weight and dress-size requirements). In the late 1960s and early '70s many airlines outfitted their attendants in tight-fitting suits and revealing mini-skirts. Television and print ads promoted the stewardess as sexy, subservient, and seemingly 'available' in order to entice a mostly male, business-class clientele. This image led to stewardesses becoming fetishized objects of fantasy similar to teachers, waitresses, secretaries, nurses, maids and other female professionals. [Spanking Art]" As such, they were a popular subject of yesterday's pre-#metoo-generation pulp erotica, with great literature like:
 
Fly Girl (Beacon, 1961)
by "Matt Harding",
pseudonym used by authorLee Floren.

Fly Girl (reprint, MacFadden-Bartell, 1970)
by "Matt Harding",
pseudonym used by authorLee Floren.

Flight Hostess Rogers (Midwood, 1962) 
by Mike Avallone. Cover by Robert McGinnis.

Airborne Passions(Epic Books, 1962)
by Dale Koby

Sin Hostess (Midnight Reader / Greenleaf Classics, 1963)
by Andrew Shaw (aka Lawrence Block and others)
Orgy in the Sky (Bee-Line, 1970)
by Dave Vance
  
Hot Pants Stewardesses (Bee-Line, 1971)
by Peter Long
 
Sex and The Stewardess (1969)
by John Warren Wells (aka Lawrence Block)

The Stewardess and Sergeant (Liverpool Library, 1975)
by Jon Reskind
 
The Young Stewardess(1997)
by Grace Jones

Wild Stewardess(Liverpool Library, 1978)
by Grant Roberts

Hostage Stewardess (Chelsea Library, 1974) 
by Jacqueline Bourdeaux
 
Two-Way Stewardess (Companion Books, 1972)
by Joe Foss
 
Or how about a man's take, for a change?
Stewardess with the Moustache (Perimeter Press, 1980)
by Justin Tayler (aka Charles Shepard)
In 1967, sexually active sexy stewardesses went mainstream with the mildly erotic mainstream best seller above that led to innumerable sequels, Coffee, Tea or Me?— the "true" but humorous "memoirs" of two stewardesses, Trudy Baker and Rachel Jones, but which was actually written by an airline public relations man named Donald Bain (March 6, 1935 – October 21, 2017). (A hilariously dated book once easily found at thrift stores, Coffee, Tea or Me? was made into a somewhat trepid TV movie in 1973 [full movie], the same year as Fly Me.)
Trailer to
Fly Me:
One wonders, then, why it took Roger Corman so long to finally do a stewardessploitation film, especially since the 1969 3D stewardessploitation The Stewardesses(trailer), which was eventually released in four different cuts over a period of two years, grossed $25 million in 1970 alone. ("In budget-relative terms, it remains among the most profitable theatrical films ever produced." [Wikipedia]) By the time Roger Corman finally produced his first stewardess flick, Cirio H. Santiago's mile-high exploiter Fly Me, he was indeed a bit late in line and already been preceded by any number of feature-film flotsam and fun, ranging from the Harry Alan Towers' production 24 Hours to Kill (1965, with Maria Rohm) andthe Jerry Lewis flickBoeing, Boeing (1965 / trailer) to the roughie Fly Now, Pay Later (1969 / full movie) and other fine sex-heavy to less sex-heavy titles like Spread Eagles (1968 – "They were flying high and laying low"), Bedroom Stewardesses(1968 / radio advert / poster below), The Daisy Chain (1969), The Stewardesses (1969 /mentioned above) and its eventual sequel Supersonic SuperGirls aka International Stewardesses (1973 / trailer), Stewardesses Report a.k.a. Naked Stewardesses, The Swingin' Stewardesses (Switzerland, 1971 / full movie in German), The Air Stewardess (Greece, 1971), Swedish Fly Girls (Denmark, 1971 / opening), and more.
In 1971, the now long-gone National Airlines (1934 to 1980) began their famous, and overt, "Fly Me" campaign, an example of which is found directly below — the obvious inspirational source behind the title of this Cirio H. Santiago (18 Jan 1936 – 26 Sept 2008) movie. (One wonders who was getting the free advertising, Corman or National.) Like all Santiago exploitation movies — or at least the ones we've seen — Fly Me mixes strong women and kung fu with a lot of naked T&A. It also has a bit more scenery filler than his better efforts, and at best can be described as mildly entertaining when served with a joint and six-pack.
"Fly Me gets off to a wild start: even before the opening credits, Toby (Pat Anderson of Dirty O'Neil [1974 / trailer] & Cover Girl Models [1975 / scene]) runs out of the ocean and into the back of Dick Miller's cab, where she changes from her bikini into her uniform, causing a distracted Miller to crash the car. [AV Club]" A scene reportedly filmed by Curtis Hanson (24 March 1945 – 20 Sept 2016), who one went on to direct LA Confidential (1997 / trailer).
"In Fly Me, newly transplanted from the Midwest stewardess Toby (Pat Anderson) has just started a job with an international airline, and her first flight is to Hong Kong with two other more seasoned stewardesses: Andrea (Leonore Kasdorf of Starship Troopers[1997 / trailer]) and Sherry (Lyllah Torena of And When She Was Bad [1973 / walkin']). Klutzy Toby manages to meet cute with handsome bone specialist David (Richard Young), but then she is shocked to discover that her mother (Naomi Stevens [29 Nov 1925 – 13 Jan 2018]) has booked a round-trip to keep an eye on her daughter (and her daughter's virginity) on her first trip out of the country. Once they land in Hong Kong, Andrea heads to the apartment building where she has been living with her boyfriend Donald (Ken Metcalfe of The Twilight People [1972 / fabulous trailer]) for more than a year (actually, with only two trips a month to Hong Kong, she realizes that she's only lived with him for about six weeks) only to find new tenants. She visits his office and learns that no one has seen Donald in three weeks, and planned clandestine meetings with him often end in Andrea doing battle with kung fu henchmen. She finds a sympathetic ear in importer Rick Shaw (an uncredited Leo Martinez, of Aswang[1992 / trailer] and Vampire Hookers [1978 / trailer]), but there's more to him than meets the eye. Meanwhile, David finds himself constantly cock-blocked by Toby's mother and bed-hopping Sherry finds herself abducted by yacht-owning playboy Bill (Cole Mallard) to be utilized as a sex slave in a side venture of drug-running Donald. [DVD Drive-in]"
"The three stories intertwine as the movie plays out and it all sort of resolves itself by the time that the movie is over. Along the way a ten-year-old kid will try to get one of the stewardesses to watch him get a hard-on, a couple will join the mile-high club, chicks will get bound and beaten and you'll be witness to more stock footage of planes taking off and landing than you'll ever want to see again. This is all done with the same erratic sense of pacing and complete lack of narrative logic that has made so many of Santiago's movies the cult classics that they are. No one will ever accuse Fly Me of being a ‘good' movie but when there's this much wanton nudity, obvious stunt doubling, fake ass kung fu and bad comedy thrown into the movie you can't help but be amused and entertained by it all. A fun way to kill seventy-two minutes without regret, and hey, Vic Diaz shows up here too. [Rock! Pop! Shock!]"
"Another gem from Philippine auteur Cirio H. Santiago, who also filmed the [trash masterpieces] Firecracker(1981 / trailer) and Naked Vengeance (1985 / trailer). [Women in Prison Films]"
That said, Good Efficient Butchery sees the film differently: "A badly-jumbled mix of action, kung-fu, sexploitation, grim sex-trade drama, and broad comedy, Fly Me runs just 72 minutes but feels twice as long. The worst element is Anderson's overprotective Italian-American mother (Naomi Stevens), who tags along on her daughter's flight and keeps cockblocking a doctor's (Richard Young) attempts to get in Anderson's pants, and shouting 'Mamma mia!' at the slightest provocation."
For whatever reason, Fly Me proved to be Roger Corman's only straight stewardessploitation flick. For fans of stewardesses, the genre continued a decade or so with sporadic mile-high exploiters like The Naughty Stewardesses (1974 / trailer), Superchick (1973 / trailer), Blazing Stewardesses (1975 / trailer), Kokusai-sen stewardess: kanno hiko (Japan, 1976), and Stewardess School(1986 / scene) and more.


The Young Nurses
 (1973, dir. Clint Kimbrough)

A.k.a. Nightingale and Young L.A. Nurses. Dick Miller shows up in a small role as a cop. Showing up in an even smaller (and unaccredited) role, his last ever: Mantan Moreland (3 Sept 1902 – 28 Sept 1973). Other unexpected faces: Samuel Fuller (12 Aug 1912 – 30 Oct 1997) as the (Spoiler!) film's heavy and, for all of a few seconds from the side, a young and unknown and uncredited Robert Ulrich (to the right in the photo below).
[Louis] Clinton Kimbrough (8 March 1933 – 9 April 1996), who played the duplicitous Dr. Bramlett heading the encounter group in the Jonathan Kaplan-directed Night Call Nurses (1972, see further above), took on the direction of this, the fourth film in the five-film series. The only film Kimbrough — or "Clinton Kimbro", as he is credited — ever directed, The Young Nurses is also generally seen as one of the fluffier and weaker and less "feminist" of the series, despite the fact that it basically follows the traditional three-hair-color and three-story formula. (Ever notice that although all five of Corman's nurse films follow this three-woman formula, the posters to all five films also always feature four women?)
This time around, screenplay duties were handled by Howard R. Cohen (12 Aug 1942 – 3 April 1999), the future director of Saturday the 14th(1981 / trailer) and Space Raiders (1983) and scribe of such deathless non-classics as Deathstalker (1983 / trailer) and Barbarian Queen (1985 / trailer).
 Trailer to
The Young Nurses:
In any event, at Inside Pulse, Joe Corey has the plot: "Angela Elayne Gibbs [Nurse Michelle] goes on a crusade against drug dealers. Jeane Manson [Nurse Kitty] hangs out at boat races. Ashley Porter [Nurse Joanne] practices medicine without a license to help others who can't afford a doctor. Dick Miller returns in a cop role."
 
"More amorous nurses, more stilted dialogue, more bad acting and more cheap production values in this the fourth edition of the Roger Corman-produced series. The formula is starting to become old and outside of some scenic ocean beach scenery and a bouncy opening tune there is very little to recommend. […] There is of course the expected nudity with this one having a bit more than the ones in the past. Unlike the first three this one shows full frontal nudity particularly with [Jeane] Manson [Playboy Playmate of the Month August 1974, centerfold below, and seen in The Barn of the Naked Dead [1974 / theme song]) who goes dancing along the beach naked and even into the ocean. The segment involving one of them hallucinating about a sex orgy at a black nightclub is somewhat provocative as is the vaginal self-examination booth. However, unlike the past films of the series not all of the three leads are seen sans clothes. Although she comes close Angela Gibbs is never seen nude, but at least makes up for it by giving the best acting performance. Ashley Porter is seen nude and looks good, but her acting is terrible and possibly the worst performance of the entire series. She says her lines in a robotic fashion that quickly becomes irritating. [Scopophilia]"
Varied Celluloid disagrees, proclaiming: "The Young Nurses turns out to be a middle-of-the-road nurse movie, but it is certainly a title that lies further on the 'good' side of the road than the 'bad.' As it turns out, it is one of the movies within the subgenre that actually seems to get the memo in terms of what manages to make these sex comedies work so well. The comedy is an integral part of the formula and when that is downplayed in favor of drama, these movies do indeed suffer. Thankfully, the cast of The Young Nurses all seem to get the comedy that is at work in this picture. […] Despite their unfamiliar faces, the majority of the cast members are fairly decent in their roles. The only performer who I didn't feel had the same charisma going was probably Angela Elayne Gibbs, who played Michelle, as she seemed a little dry in this early performance."


Executive Action
 (1973, dir. David Miller [28 Nov 1909 – 14 April 1992])
The classic of all modern (vs. historic or contemporary) American conspiracies: the Man killed Kennedy. For a change, the Man doesn't seem to be the Jews or the Masons or the Illuminati. No, this movie firmly believes it was the Texans. We could believe that, too — Texans be evil, and what is the life of one president when it comes to saving the white man's patriarchy?
In any event, long before Oliver Stone's JFK (1991 / trailer), there was David Miller's Executive Action, "the first film to openly question the veracity of the Warren Commission's report into the death of John F. Kennedy". And if you never heard of the movie, it's because the Man had it pulled from release soon after it came out and managed to bury it until the late 80s, about the time no one cared anymore who killed Kennedy because, well, the fluoride in our water had begun to turn us all gay.
Dick Miller is seen in this white, manly-man star-studded flick (e.g., Burt Lancaster [2 Nov 1913 – 20 Oct 1994], below, not from the film, and Robert Ryan [11 Nov 1909 – 11 July 1973]) as "Rifleman – Team B". That's a young Lancaster below, not from the film, and DickMiller above, to the left in a screenshot to the film.
Through a Shattered Lens, which calls the movie "a disturbingly plausible film", has the plot: "As the film opens in 1963, we see a group of very rich men talking about the future of America. Ferguson (Will Geer [9 Marcch 1902 – 22 April 1978] of Dear Dead Delilah[1972 / trailer]) and Foster (Ryan) are concerned that President Kennedy's policies are going to destroy America. Foster is worried that Kennedy is planning on cutting back on military spending. Ferguson is upset by Kennedy's support of the Civil Rights movement. (In one memorable scene, we see Martin Luther King delivering his Dream speech on TV before the camera pulls back to reveal Ferguson watching in disgust.) Their associate, the shadowy Farrington (Lancaster), argues that the only way to stop Kennedy is to assassinate him and put the blame on a lone gunman. With the support of Ferguson and Foster, Farrington recruits a group of gunmen (led by Ed Lauter [30 Oct 1938 – 16 Oct 2013, of The Prometheus Project (2010)] and including Roger Corman regular Dick Miller) and works to set up the perfect patsy. A man (James MacColl) goes around Dallas, acting obnoxious and telling anyone who will listen that his name is Lee Oswald. At Ferguson's insistence, a picture is doctored to make it appear as if Lee Harvey Oswald is posing in his backyard with a rifle. As all of this goes on, the date of November 22nd steadily approaches…"
"Unfortunately, Executive Action is only sparingly as nail-biting […]. The assassination scene itself is startling and perfectly edited with punch and verve. Mostly, though, the film has these conspirators standing around giving lectures, pep talks, criticisms of Kennedy and so on. It is all talk and far too little action (although Lancaster and the always gruff personality of Robert Ryam give it a lift), spending an inordinate amount of time with newsreel stock footage. As directed by David Miller and scripted by Dalton Trumbo, the movie never quite dramatizes the action — it merely states it without giving us much of a narrative. [Jerry Saravia]."
Based somewhat loosely on the book, Rush to Judgment by Mark Lane and Donald Freed, this was supposedly one of Jim Jones' favorite films.
Used in the movie —
the Orville Nix (16.04.11 – 17.01.72) JFK assassination film:


The Student Teachers
(1973, dir. Jonathan Kaplan)
 
A.k.a. College Coeds and Self-Service Schoolgirls (the poster below might be to the movie; neither name on it seem to be real or at least neither "star" ever made another movie).

Kaplan's second directorial project, once again a Corman production — a Julie Corman production, that is. It would seem that after nurse T&A, the time seemed right for teacher T&A. Dick Miller has a relatively major/important part as "the penultimate dumb" and chauvinist Coach Harris. (Major spoiler: He turns out to be the rapist!)
As Kaplan explains in Chris Nashawaty's Crab Monsters, Teenage Cavemen, and Candy Stripe Nurses: Roger Corman: King of the B Movies"After Night Call Nurses was done, I didn't talk to him [Corman] again for a while. Then Julie [Corman] called me and said, 'We're a big hit in Tallahassee! Roger wants you to come out and make the same movie, but with teachers instead of nurses.' That's how I got The Student Teachers."
The Student Teachers:
As an exploitation franchise, teacherploitation didn't last all that long: the Corman Mafia only made one unofficial "sequel", Summer School Teachers (1974 / trailer), and aside from the later cheapie The Teacher (1974 / trailer) and the far cheaper and more violent exploiter Trip with the Teacher(1975 / trailer, with Zalman King) — the latter a semi-remake of the even cheaper and sleazier Harry Novak production, Convicts Women a.k.a. Bust Out (1970, with Candy Samples) that was later semi-remade as Delinquent School Girls (1975 / trailer, Roberta Pedon) — and the Italo sex farces Substitute Teacher aka La supplente(1975, poster below) and School Days a.k.a. La professoressa di scienze naturali(1976 / full movie in Italian), we can't really remember that many female teacher-centric sexploiters out there.
The screenplay was by Danny Opatoshu, one of the less prolific screenwriters of the Corman factory of the 70s. Plot and opinion from B&S About Movie: "Rachel (Susan Damante of Blood Sabbath [1972, with an uncredited Uschi Digard] and The Photographer[1974 / trailer]) who wants to teach the good parts of sex education after school (that is, birth control and that sex isn't this alien, frightening thing); Tracey (Brooke Mills of The Big Doll House [1971 / trailer]) dates an art teacher who cheats on her [and gets involved in nude photography]; and Jody (Brenda Sutton of the WTF biker flick J.C.[1972 / WTF?]) works with an inner-city education effort but also gets involved in selling drugs. [...] To say this movie is dated is an understatement. That said, it's packed with the earnestness of the end of the 1970s and the feeling that young people would change the world. They all ended up repeating the same cycle as their parents by the early 80s. But for now, they would be the student teachers."
"An early film [...] from the days when New World Pictures was Hollywood's hottest training ground for new talent (1973). The plot, a rape mystery, is an ugly, exploitative downer, but Kaplan puts some infectious high spirits into the incidental action. Everyone is having so much fun that it seems a shame when the film is forced to stop every 10 or 15 minutes so the three lead actresses can take off their shirts. [The Chicago Reader]"
Chuck Norris has no lines in his first [short] appearance in a US movie in The Student Teachers as a karate instructor. And as one sees by the advert below, at least at the Grand Island Drive-in Theatre, The Student Teachers was once on a double bill with the WIP/nursesploitation Corman production, The Hot Box (1972).
Trailer to
The Hot Box:


The Slams
(1973, dir. Jonathan Kaplan)

This flick here is a Gene Corman production. Written by TV scribe Richard DeLong Adams (as Richard L. Adams), who scribed the Roger Corman-produced Jim Brown vehicle of the same year, I Escaped from Devil's Island (scene), which co-starred Christopher George (25 Feb 1931 – 28 Nov 1983). George, who isn't in The Slams, like Brown did a Playgirl centerfold in the 70s — that's it directly below. Dick Miller makes his trademark short appearance in The Slams, Kaplan's third directorial project, as a cab driver.
Brown in very much an anti-hero in this one: he steals, his kills, but he doesn't deal drugs. And, of course, he busts faces and kicks ass. The plot: "Brown is a small time criminal looking to jump into the big leagues by making off with a cool $1.5 million in cash plus heroin over seven dead Mafia bodies. Correctly sensing a double-cross afterwards, Brown dispatches his attackers but is wounded in the process. Brown still manages to stash the booty before he is arrested, making him a person of much interest after his incarceration. There's a price on his head and the Feds, corrupt guard Harris [also found in Voodoo Dawn (1998)], and imprisoned mafia enforcer DeKova [of Teenage Caveman (1958 / trailer)] all want to know where he's keeping the ill-gotten gains. Facing only a short sentence for the provable charges, Brown turns a deaf ear to all offers of protection [...] but develops a greater sense of urgency when he learns his hiding spot is scheduled for demolition. [TheHorn Section]"
The Slams:
Shameless Self Expression, which points out that in the film there is a "cute cameo by cult fave Miller as a cabbie Brown encounters at one pivotal point in the film", thinks that The Slams is a "watchable 1973 Jonathan Kaplan [...] blaxploitation-tinged prison escape movie [that] boasts a few good performances (notably the imposing and sadistic Cassidy [...] and slimy Bob Harris, while Pace is her usual blank self), and passes the time quite acceptably so long as you don't think about it much ([Frank] DeKova's imprisoned mobster character is pretty silly)."
The babe of the movie, Judy Pace, made her film debut as one of the title characters in William Castle's 13 Frightened Girls (1963 / trailer). Amongst her limited output of feature films: Cotton Comes to Harlem (1970 / trailer)andCool Breeze (1972 / trailer). Ted Cassidy (31 July 1932 – 16 Jan 1979), fondly remembered as Lurch from the original Addams Family TV show (1964-66 / credits), is also found in the trash (to use the word loosely) "classics"Poor Pretty Eddie(1975 / trailer) and The Intruder (1975 / trailer).
The Slams was shot on location mostly at the former Lincoln Heights Prison in Los Angeles, which stop operating as a jail in 1965. Somewhat more recently (2009), the site was used for scenes in the fab video to Lady Gaga's single Telephone.
Music video to
Lady Gaga's Telephone:

More to follow... eventually.

Short Film: Curious Alice (USA, 1971)

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"Remember what the Dormouse said: Feed your head…"
Jefferson Airplane, White Rabbit

Needless to say, that classic rock song from 1967 is not an anti-drug song. But whereas songstress Grace Slick took Alice in Wonderland, that classic fantasy by the girl-loving Lewis Carroll aka Charles Lutwidge Dodgson(27 Jan 1832 – 14 Jan 1898), to extol the experiences to be had with pills, smoke and mushrooms, some four years later, in 1971, the National Institute of Mental Healthturned to the tale to produce what was ostentatiously an anti-drug short film for kids. One assumes that they must have been stoned when they greenlighted the project, for it could well be that there is no other anti-drug film in the world that makes drugs look as much fun as the resultant short film,  Curious Alice (1971). Thus, it is hardly surprising that not long after the short came out, "the National Coordinating Council on Drug Education slammed the movie, calling it confusing and counterproductive" [Open Culture].
Over at the National Archives'Unwritten Recordblog, film preservationist Audrey Amidon insightfully explains what goes wrong with the short: "In Curious Alice (1971), a film intended for eight to ten year olds, our young Alice falls asleep while reading a book. She encounters cigarettes, liquor, and medicines, and realizes that they are all types of drugs. When she sees the 'Drink Me' bottle, she understands that it contains something like a drug, yet after a half-second's consideration, she drinks the entire bottle and enters a fantasy world. In Drug Wonderland, Alice learns about the hard stuff from her new friends the Mad Hatter (LSD), the March Hare (amphetamines), the Dormouse (barbiturates), and the King of Hearts (heroin). The events of Curious Alice play out as an expression of Alice's drug trip. Unfortunately, the trip is kind of fun and effectively cancels out the film's anti-drug message.
"The psychedelic Monty Python-style animation in Wonderland is one of the best things about Curious Alice. It's also one of the biggest reasons that the film is an overall misfire. If one listens closely, Alice is saying plenty about why drugs are bad, but the imagery is so mesmerizing that it's hard to pay attention to the film's message. Further, the drug users are cartoon characters with no connection to real people or real drug problems. Why take the March Hare's drug problem seriously when you know that Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff and is always back for the next gag?"* 
* At Open Culture, a comment by a former child who saw the film at school ("CEH in NJ") indicates that the short may have been more effective than is credited: "Images and how we view images have changed significantly over time, as exposure to images has changed. Remember this film was produced prior to the video games and internet. To a child of the 1970s (e.g. myself), the disjoint presentation and cartoon overlay techniques were disorienting and vaguely disturbing, leaving my class silent and uneasy when reel ended. We were very happy to be excused for recess."
Little is actually known about the production of the short, as not only do all surviving copies lack credits but there currently seems to be no known existing documentation of the production. Over at the often unreliable imdb, they offer some credits that are at best neither fish nor fowl — where's the documentation? — but which nevertheless are spread without question. They supposedly know the real names of both Alice (Elizabeth Jones) and her cat (Sparky), and even offer the mildly plausible claim that the great educational film propagandist Sid Davis  (1 April 1916 – 16 Oct 2006)— see a wasted life's short film(s) of the month for Sept 2017, Seduction of the Innocent (1961), and Sept 2013, Boys Beware (1961) — was CuriousAlice's executive producer. Odder is the writing credit given to DJ Dave Dixon, whom the imdb also inexplicitly claims as an uncredited co-writer of Mickey Mouse in Vietnam (1968), our short film for August 2018.
All things considered, when it comes to Curious Alice, we think all production credits are unknown, and currently circulating ones (thanks to the imdb) are bogus. (Sorry, Sparky.)
But the film is not. Enjoy this truly wild animation for what it is: a fun trip.


Now, should you need more Alice-inspired craziness, take a gander of our short film for March 2009, the truly disturbing animated acid trip that is Malice in Wonderland (1982), by Vince Collins.

Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla (USA, 1952)

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Trailer to
Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla:
(Spoilers) Shot under the title White Woman of the Lost Jungle and eventually re-released as The Boys from Brooklyn, Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla is the movie Bela Lugosi (20 Oct 1882 – 16 Aug 1956) made after the Richard Gordonproduction Mother Riley Meets the Vampire (1952 / trailer) and before Glen or Glenda (1953 / trailer), so one knows what to expect when popping this public domain debacle into the DVD player: a rather over-the-hill, if still immensely professional, has-been in a cringe-worthy role.
Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorillais pretty bad, in every way, and while some find the movie of the so-bad-it's-good variety, we would argue that too much of the bad is embarrassing and/or annoying for the movie to ever become as "fun" as a true "bad film" classic of the level of Robot Monster (1953 / trailer) or Glen or Glenda. The only aspect of the movie that is in any way enjoyable is the pulchritude of the leading female character, Nona, who is played by a statuesque brunette one-name starlet, Charlita (born Clara Isabella DeFreitas [5 July 1921 – 28 Jan 1997]), whose mostly unnoticed non-career was one usually spent in the background or on the fringes playing a minority (i.e., Mexican or Indian) of less than stellar character. She not only looks delicious in her at times rather ridiculous but extremely well-sewn and tight "native" garb, but is hardly the worst actor of the movie. (Not that one can really talk about "good" acting when it comes to a movie like this one.) That's her below, doing cheesecake, on the cover of an exceedingly inappropriately named magazine.
Among other things Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla is (in)famous for is that it is a "star vehicle" for a fifth-rate imitation Dean Martin (7 June 1917 – 25 Dec 1995) & Jerry Lewis (16 March 1926 – 20 Aug 2017) nightclub act, Duke Mitchell (9 May 1926 – 2 Dec 1981) & Sammy Petrillo (24 Oct 1934 – 15 Aug 2009). Duke Mitchell, at least, can sing, and sounds and looks less like Martin than he does like a half-way decent professional lounge singer. Sammy Petrillo, however, is a nightmare.
Jerry Lewis, even in his days together with the underappreciated Dean Martin, was/is one of those performers one either likes or hates.* But regardless of one's opinion of the real Lewis, seventeen-year-old Sammy Petrillo, in his imitation of the real thing, channels everything that makes Lewis irritating and amplifies it, resulting in a Jerry Lewis from Hell, a monstrously annoying creation that has one screaming for one's Second Amendment rights and the nearest gun store. Worse, at the point in the movie that he, as a character, finally shows a commendable trait as a person — he takes a bullet meant for his friend, Duke — Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla goes totally WTF and cops out with that classic cop-out ending guaranteed to alienate the audience: the whole thing is nothing but…. Go ahead, guess. 
*Outside of France, that is. There, everyone likes him. But then, they also like Louis de Funès (31 July 1914 – 27 Jan 1983).
As for Lugosi, who plays the nefarious Dr. Zabor, he looks less ill or drug-addled than he does old and tired, but despite his appearance he remains oddly smooth and relaxed, as if he is simply walking comfortably through a role he had already played dozens of times before (but then, that is exactly what he is doing). Playing a typical mad scientist living in a castle on a tropical island, Lugosi looks all his 70 years of age, which makes his hots for Charlita — a plot-driving aspect of the narrative — border on almost cradle-robbing perversity. (OK, Charlita is a mature 31 in the movie, so Lugosi is hardly robbing the cradle, but he nevertheless comes across as a letch and she as a victim of continual sexual harassment. In the regard of the latter, she gets it from Duke as well, but likes it. [Ah, yeah, how we miss them: those good old days when it was OK to sexually harass a woman as long as you were at least the best-looking guy around.])
Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla looks very much like a no-budget production, but as history has often proven, the right director and the right scriptwriter can work wonders. William "One-Shot" Beaudine (15 Jan 1892 – 18 March 1970), however, was always less an auteur than a workman, and his perfunctory style reveals far more a stodgy determination than a creative eye or visual flair. It could be argued that his talents reached their maturity with the early prestige production and silent film classic Sparrows (1926 / trailer), and that his directorial style never developed any further (if not even retrograded later). In Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla, in any event, he does nothing to enliven the movie visually — but then, hampered with a script as creaky and unfunny and uncreatively inane as that supplied by Tim Ryan (5 July 1988 – 22 Oct 1956),* as well as a starring duo as annoying as Mitchell & Petrillo, he probably just wanted to finish the job and go home.**
* Ryan, the first husband of Irene "Granny" Ryan (17 Oct 1902 – 26 April 1973) of The Beverly Hillbillies(1962–71 / theme), was a character actor and background filler who supplemented his acting income as a screenwriter. Appearances of note: He's the proprietor of a diner in the Poverty Row classic Detour (1945/ trailer / full film), and one of the threatening detectives in the sorely overlooked film noir, I Wake Up Screaming (1941 / trailer). Detour, by the way, is an excellent example of how the right director can make a difference.
Full film:
  
**As dull as he was as a director, Beaudine did make a few films of note other than just Sparrows. He did the mid-career WC Fields film The Old Fashioned Way(1934 / trailer), for example, as well as the classic exploitation film produced by Kroger Babb (30 Dec 1906 – 28 Jan 1980), Mom and Dad (1945/ clip), which was even added to the Library of Congress' National Film Registry in 2005. Arguably, however, if Beaudine's name is familiar to anyone today it is due to his classic double-whammy of cinematic flotsam from 1966, the hilariously horrible horror disasterpieces, Billy the Kid Versus Dracula (trailer) and Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter (trailer).
While there are one or two absurdly funny jokes in passing (like how the two heroes even come to be on the island, and virtually every appearance of Bongo the Witchdoctor [Milton Newberger]), most of the humor hinges on Sammy Petrillo's Jerry Lewis imitation and the fat jokes related to Nona's overweight and man-hungry sister Saloma (Muriel Landers [27 Oct 1921 – 19 Feb 1977]), neither of which are easy to laugh at: the fat jokes are much too plump — Hah! Hah! — and their intended object much too much more likeable than Petrillo. In turn, Petrillo is such a flamboyantly mentally challenged figure that when he does manage to instigate a rare laugh, the viewers feel as if they are laughing at a mentally handicapped person, something that most people outside of today's White House and/or Republican Party feel uncomfortable doing.
In the end, however, ragging about Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla is a bit pointless, like flogging a dead horse or talking to a Trump supporter. The little fame the film retains (aside from the Martin & Lewis imitation aspect) is that it is infamous as a being one of the worst movies ever made. And that it is — so anyone who chooses to watch it should know what to expect. But in the end, the movie is not even all that enjoyable as a bad movie, if only because when it finally enters the level of mega-insaneness that is enjoyable, it cops out. Undoubtedly, with the right amount of smoke or beer the movie is more fun, but if you take this movie straight, as we regrettably did, you have only yourself to blame.*
*Addendum about Petrillo. While he never had a film career of note, he did make an occasional future film appearance. In the truly entertaining and often shocking trash classic The Brain That Wouldn't Die(1962), for example, he makes an un-credited cameo as one of the cheesecake photographers taking photos of Doris (Adele Lamont [7 Aug 1931 – 24 Nov 2005]) in a scene famously shot in two versions, one in which she is skimpily dressed and one in which she lets her impressive assets hang free and unashamed. The year before, he also semi-revived his Jerry Lewis imitation act when he played Sammy in the totally forgotten nudie-cutie Shangri-La (1961), a movie which, unbelievable enough, had "visual effects" supplied by the great photographer, Arthur "Weegee" Fellig (12 June 1899 – 26 Dec 1968). Roughly a decade later, Petrillo played a double role in Keyholes Are Made for Peeping (1972), another amazingly mind-numbing film by the great auteur of bad movies, Doris Wishman (1 June 1912 – 1 June 1912). And while his face was probably last seen onscreen in the seemingly lost film Out to Lunch (1977), his final feature film job that we could locate was when he, according to Psychotronic Video 11, dubbed the voice of the minor character Mr Boden in the violent and sleazy grindhouse horror classic, Humanoids from the Deep(1980 / trailer).
From the movie –
Duke Mitchell, Deed I Do:

Babes of Yesteryear – Uschi Digard, Part VI: 1972

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Babes of Yesteryear: a wasted life's irregular and PI feature that takes a look at the filmographies of the underappreciated actresses cum sex bombs of low-culture cinema of the past. Some may still be alive, others not. Our choice of whom we look at is idiosyncratic and entirely our own — but the actors are/were babes, one and all. (Being who we are, we might also take a look at some actor cum beefcake, if we feel like it.)
As the photo and blog-entry title above reveal, we're currently looking at the films of one of the ultimate cult babes ever, a woman who needs no introduction to any and all red-blooded American hetero male whose hormonal memory goes further back than the start of the 80s: the great Uschi Digard.*
*A.k.a. Astrid | Debbie Bowman | Brigette | Briget | Britt | Marie Brown | Clarissa | Uschi Dansk | Debbie | Ushi Devon | Julia Digaid | Uschi Digaid | Ushi Digant | Ursula Digard | Ushie Digard | Ushi Digard | Alicia Digart | Uschi Digart | Ushi Digart | Ushi Digert | Uschi Digger | Beatrice Dunn | Fiona | Francine Franklin | Gina | Glenda | Sheila Gramer | Ilsa | Jobi | Cynthia Jones | Karin | Astrid Lillimor | Astrid Lillimore | Lola | Marie Marceau | Marni | Sally Martin | Mindy | Olga | Ves Pray | Barbara Que | Ronnie Roundheels | Sherrie | H. Sohl | Heide Sohl | Heidi Sohler | U. Heidi Sohler | Sonja | Susie | Euji Swenson | Pat Tarqui | Joanie Ulrich | Ursula | Uschi | Ushi | Mishka Valkaro | Elke Vann | Elke Von | Jobi Winston | Ingred Young… and probably more. 
As The Oak Drive-In puts it: "With her long hair, Amazonian build & beautiful natural looks (usually devoid of make-up), nobody seems to personify that 60's & early 70's sex appeal 'look' better than [Uschi Digard]. She had a presence that truly was bigger than life — a mind-bending combination of hippie Earth Mother looks and a sexual wildcat. […] She always seemed to have a smile on her face and almost seemed to be winking at the camera and saying 'Hey, it's all in fun.' Although she skirted around the edges at times, she never preformed hardcore…"  
Today, Uschi Digard is still alive, happily married (for over 50 years), and last we heard retired in Palm Springs, CA. To learn everything you ever wanted to know about her, we would suggest listening to the great interview she gave The Rialto Report in 2013. 
Please note: we make no guarantee for the validity of the release dates given… or of the info supplied, for that matter. 

Herewith we give a nudity warning: naked babes and beefcake are highly likely to be found in our Babes of Yesteryear entries. If such sights offend thee, well, either go to another blog or pluck thy eyes from thee... 


Go here for
Uschi Digard, Part I: 1968-69
Uschi Digard, Part II: 1970, Part I
Uschi Digard, Part III: 1970, Part II
Uschi Digard,Part IV: 1971, Part I
Uschi Digard, Part V: 1971, Part II


Pornography in Hollywood
 (1972, dir. "John Kirkland")

A.k.a. The Blue Box. According to Jason S. Martinko's The XXX Filmography, 1968-1988, and thus to virtually every other source found, director "John Kirkland" is none other than the Carlos Tobalina, a filmmaker we've taken a closer look at in many R.I.P. Career Reviews, but never as in-depth as at R.I.P.: Harry Reems, Part VII (1986-2013). If Tobalina was indeed the "real" director of this feature film, it explains why he and his films are given so much attention in this "documentary".
Martinko says: "The rare Carlos Tobalina documentary was produced by Kirt Films and distributed theatrically in the USA byDistribpixin 1972. It features clips from the sexploitation films Dirty Pool [1970, seePart II], I Am Curious Tahiti [1970, dir. Tobalina, poster above] and 101 Acts of Love (1971 / NSFW movie). Permissiveness in Hollywood was the bowdlerized title. The trailer for this film appears in Pornography in New York (1971 /full film/ poster below)."
Interestingly enough, Carlos Tobalina, though a West Coast filmmaker, appeared as a talking head in the last-named "documentary" as well.
Whether "John Kirkland" was a real person or not is up to question, but he's also credited in projects that have no link to Tobalina: for example, as director to Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972 / full film below), second unit director of The Jekyll and Hyde Portfolio (1971 / scene), or even as a gaffer for Dolemite (1975 / trailer). In general, however, "John Kirkland" is accepted as one of many pseudonyms used by "Leonard Kirtman", or Leonard Katz, the CEO of Kirt Films, and also the producer of both Pornography in New York (as "Gary Young") and Pornography in Hollywood. The Temple of Schlock, like others, flat-out accepts Kirtman as the director of Curse of the Headless Horseman. Thus, it could be argued that Kirtman might be the actual director of this movie.
Leonard Kirtman, in any event, had a long and productive career as a pornographer, with a few odd horror movies tossed in as well, but he seems to have disappeared soon after video took over. (But then again, maybe he just changed careers. Look his name up at LinkedIn.)
Full movie —
Curse of the Headless Horseman (1972):
"Ron Rheego", the scriptwriter of this and several other no-budget porn entries from the period, is actually the author George C. Chesbro (4 June 1940 – 18 Nov 2008), whom Playboy, according to the Washington Post, once described as "Raymond Chandler meets Stephen King by way of Alice's looking glass."
Uschi, in any event, appears in this film due to the clips taken from the earlier exploiter, Dirty Pool (1970, see Part II).


Keep It Up
(1972, dir. Conrad Foxx)

A.k.a. Seitsemän Seksikästä Seksipupua, this is yet another mostlylost film. We say "mostly lost" because a short version of the movie showed up on Something Weird's long no-longer available video Twisted Sex Trailers: Volume 22 (2006). Keep It Upis not to be confused with the British sex comedy of around the same time, Keep It Up, Jack (lobby card below).

The original English title to Conrad Foxx's sexploiter sounds very much like an early Viagra commercial, decades before Viagra was even there. But, no, it was a film with a "plot"…And the plot? "On a bet, a young man has two days to 'conquer' four reputably unapproachable women. A vulgar sex film. [Filmdienst]"
Neither director "Conrad Foxx" nor scriptwriter "Roger Thompson" ever made another movie under those names. According to issue 16 of Skrifter (1973), Alex Ingle and Charles Alan produced this movie for Charlen Productions — a "Charles Allan" also appears in the movie. Neither Ingle, Alan nor Allan have been heard of since. Nor has "Charlen Productions", for that matter.
The imdb says the distribution was done by Sack Amusement Enterprises, a now-defunct, white-owned Texas firm founded in 1919 by Alfred N. Sack (22 Oct 1898 – 1 Mar 1969) and his brother Lester. The firm has its place in film history as having been one of the first and largest distributors of "race films", but ended its days presenting movies like this one here; the fun Harry Wuest movie, She Mob (1968 / poker); and Gunther Perdue's Uncle Tomcat's House of Kittens (1967), the last a film that poses that immortal question, "What happens when five purring pussycats and one dizzy detective pile into one bawdy bed?" One of Sack Amusement Enterprises' biggest "race film" successes was the movie The Blood of Jesus (1941 / poster above / full movie), but we prefer their "documentary", Africa Speaks (1930). 
The full film —
Africa Speaks (1930):


  Runaway Hormones
(1972, writ. & dir. "Pierre Lafarce")
One-sheet Index has the one-sheet description: "Lance Steele (Mike Gavin), a brilliant scientist working on a government-sponsored research project to combat food shortages, discovers that a livestock-breeding serum he has been experimenting with has an aphrodisiac effect on the animals he has injected. When he arrives home to tell his wife (Uschi Digard), Lance finds her in the arms of his best friend, and their marriage is shattered. To add insult to injury, the government discontinues the research project. When Lance departs, he takes the serum with him. He is out for revenge: against women because of his wife, and against society because of his job. Thus, he accepts employment as a lab technician for the world's largest lipstick manufacturer. Unbeknownst to the company officials, Lance combines the aphrodisiac serum with the lipstick formula. Within a week of the lipstick's appearance in the local stores, a strange malady has gripped the area. Thousands of reports are coming in of women attacking and raping innocent men. All countries of the world are affected. Eminent scientists, ecologists, physicists, engineers, and medical men work day and night to find a solution. Needless to say, Lance is highly amused at the results of his endeavor. Eventually, however his exploits catch up with him. Two of his 'victims' invite him on their boat for a 'pleasure' cruise. He finds their company enjoyable until he is no longer able to satisfy their insatiable demands. Lance begins to see the error of his ways. He finds it no longer enjoyable to be overpowered by females and treated like a spineless puppy. He wants to assert his masculine instinct. At a chance encounter in a park, Lance meets an understanding nurse who performs abortions in a local hospital. Their friendship leads to marriage. The serum is now placed in cold storage and the world returns to 'normal'— until?"
Pierre Lafarce is of course a pseudonym, but we would like to connect some dots. Runaway Hormones was originally distributed by Parliament, a firm we know nothing about. But that firm also distributed The Playmates(1973 / film), Black Lolita aka Wildcat Women (1975 / scene / trailer) and the lost film Scoring! (1985), all films produced, written and directed by someone named Stephen Gibson, though he often hid behind assumed names — including, for The Playmates, "Pierre La Farce". So… who do you think probably directed Runaway Hormones? (Of course, seeing that all names no longer make films, it could be that all names are fake… in this regard, we cannot fully connect all dots, but the last known directorial effort of "Stephen Gibson", credited under another older pseudonym,"Norm de Plume", is Hackin' Jack vs. the Chainsaw Chick 3D (2017).
Trailer to
Hackin' Jack vs. the Chainsaw Chick 3D (2017):
A highly interesting and long forgotten person associated with this movie is the man listed at the imdb as the cinematographer: Hal Guthu (1923 – 27 Feb 2000), seen below.Guthu also did the cinematography for, among other sleazesploitation, Ed Wood's Take It Out in Trade (1970 / trailer), Mrs. Stone's Thing (1970 / theme song), and Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love! (1971 / film). (According to Rudolph Grey, "Necromaniawas shot at Hal Guthu's studio, on a weekend.") But Guthu earned most of his money as a talent agent, specializing in adult films and magazines prior: sexploitation was his specialty, and his gals ranged from Rene Bond to Barbara Mills to Danni Ashe to Hellion's singer Ann Boleyn, but he never went into triple-X (or at least not very often).
According to what Nick Millard says at (Re)Search My Trash, he was even Uschi Digard's agent. His death, by bullet through the head in his burned-out office, was officially ruled a suicide. In David K. Frasier's Suicide in the Entertainment Industry, Frazier writes that Hal Guthu "established a large and devoted client base during his nearly 40-year career by treating everyone with honesty and respect in an industry not known for either virtue." (Read some Memories of Hal Guthu.) Not everyone is convinced the official cause of death tells the full story, as John H. Richardson reveals in his at times oddly sad article, Death of a Small Timer.
 Was it murder?
North Mission Road: The Bird's Tale:


Saddle Tramp Women
(1972, dir. "Godfrey Daniels")
A.k.a. Tough Guns, Two Rode with Death and Tramp Women. We took a look at "Godfrey Daniels", aka Stu Segall, in R.I.P.: Harry Reems, Part VI (1985), when we looked at the second-to-last film he directed, Hot Blooded (1985 / full NSFW film), pointing out that that movie is "the last porno project of Stu Segall (as Godfrey Daniels), who went on to become a successful producer of such series as Silk Stalkings(1991-99 / intro) as well as the founder of the San Diego production facilities, Stu Segall Productions. […] Of more interest to us here at a wasted life are a variety of Stu Segall's early credits: as Godfrey Daniels or Ms. Michelle Krelmn or Ms. Ricki Krelmn or P.C. O'Kake or Arthur Byrd he wrote and/or directed and/or produced such fun early sleaze as Saddle Tramp Women (1972 / full movie)…"
This is the first movie in which both Uschi Digard and Candy Samples appear, admittedly uncredited (the photo of them above does not come from this movie) and both in tiny roles. Candy was never our cup of tea — her trademark wigs were horrible, and she was a MILF back when we were too young to appreciate MILFs — but she is an icon of the era. The Rialto Report has a good podcast interview with her (18 Oct 2015) that once again reveals most men can't be trusted. 
Saddle Tramp Women was written by Don Edmonds (1 Sept 1937 – 30 May 2009), whom many might remember as the director of a couple of Ilsa films that we'll look at later. 
Not used in the movie —
 Marty Robbins'Saddle Tramp:
Over at letterbxd, Gustaf Ottosson, who gives the film three stars, points out that "this film was released in two versions. Saddle Tramp Women is the title of the short version, which I'm guessing contains a lot less nudity and possibly less violence. The version I've seen was released under the name Tough Guns and features lots of softcore sex scenes. The running time of the latter stretches to 90 minutes, so there is a significant difference between the two. […] The film features a cast with adult superstars of the Golden Age such as Candy Samples, Sandy Dempsey and Rene Bond; all of them more than willing to perform nude, but also perform surprisingly well regarding the acting. The sex scenes are cunningly woven into the plot to create an authentic feeling (not like many adult features in which the plot is merely the set up for explicitness). […]"
Alpha Blue includes the film on their DVD Saddle Tramp Women: 4-Film Western Collection, and atRock! Pop! Shock!Ian Jane took a look, called the movie a "ninety-minute feature-length sexploitation western featuring decent production values and a good cast."

Something that ccmiller1492, at imdb, more or less agrees with, going by what he wrote: "A mournful and vengeful old man keeps a vigil at the graveside of his son, sending a hired vagrant to assassinate those responsible for his death. After executing his son's killer, the hireling is sent back to bring in the other man, a black bounty hunter, who was an accomplice in the killing of Billy Dan Clanton. But the vagrant pays a black friend to impersonate the bounty hunter and tell the old man the true story of how the rotten young Billy was an outlaw and a rapist, deserving to be shot down like the mangy dog he really was. During the tale the viewer sees flashbacks depicting the cowardice, viciousness and licentiousness of Billy Dan (John Alderman in a memorable performance) which includes the brutal gang rape of a rancher's daughter. With a little less sleaze and better production values this could have been a much better film. Unlike the antiseptic A-list big budget westerns, which were more mythical than convincing, this rancid little entry is surprisingly effective, gritty and repugnant like much of the real history of the lawless west. Alderman, a charismatic presence in all his films no matter how sorry they were, pretty much carries the whole show. And the ending is like a shot in the head!"
Saddle Tramp Women is the movie playing at the drive-in where Stu Segall's Drive-In Massacre (1976 / trailer) is set. John Alderman (6 June 1933 – 12 Jan 1987), who was known to use his third leg in hard-core porn (usually as "Frank Hallowell"), can be found in many a memorable film, including: Cleopatra Jones (1973), The Black Godfather (1974 /trailer), Escape from the Planet of the Apes(1971 / trailer), Superstition (1982 / trailer), New Year's Evil (1980 /trailer), Love Camp 7 (1969 /trailer), Hannah, Queen of the Vampires (1973 / trailer), Black Samson (1974 / trailer) and so much more... 
Trailer to the Harry Novakproduced
Delinquent School Girls(1975):
Including that non-classic piece of sleaze Delinquent School Girls (1975 / trailer above), a fact we mention only as an excuse to share some good news with fellow fans of the legendary hippie nude model Roberta Pedon, whose only known film appearance is in Delinquent School Girls. Recent research by The Rialto Report reveals that Roberta's legendary past and tragic end — born in Ohio on 2 May 1954, real name Rosma Laila Grantoviskis, of Latvian of Jewish ethnicity, dead by the summer of 1982, in Oakland, California, due to complications from liver disease — is indeed only legend (and the inspiration of the homage below). Her real name may indeed be Roberta Pedon, but she's Italian, was born in 1952 in Venice, and is very much alive today — here's a TV interview in Italian. 
Elias Loeb sings
Roberta


Bang! Bang! The Mafia Gang
(1972, dir. Art Lieberman)

Like so many of the films in which Uschi is found, this movie is available at Porn Tube Classics. We looked at the film in 2013 our R.I.P. Career Review of the great Haji (24 January 1946 – 10 August 2013), where we cobbled the following together:

"Director Art Lieberman only other known credit seems to be as producer of the 1967 'documentary'Something's Happening a.k.a. The Hippie Revolt. This film here is a.k.a. Bang, Bang, the Mafia Gang, The Melon Affair, Heads 'n' Tails and Sex or Bust. 
Trailer to
Something's Happening:
"As is the case with Good Morning and Goodbye! (1967 / scene), in her interview in Shock Cinema Haji calls this movie the favorite of all films she made. She also goes on to explain: 'I was supposed to be Sophia Loren. I played Sophie, an Italian movie star who comes to America because some mobsters kidnapped her father. If Woody Allen had directed it and played the leading man, it would've been a superb film. It was a cheap film, and the director had never made a film before in his life. When I broke down the script, I found out I had something like six different parts in flashback that I had to play, from different parts of the world and different eras. I went to the wardrobe department, and they were yawning and saying, "Yeah, well, we got this and that." I wasn't happy with what I saw, so I said, "Never mind, I'm gonna do my own clothes." They never could've made my character as strong as she was, not with what they had. I really had to bring a lot to it. And then the title was changed to Up Your Alley and it was sold as a sex film. [...] Lowlife men who have no taste — they get hold of a film like that and they don't know what to do with it. These are the men who have their brains in their penises. That film went from one lowlife man to another, instead of going to someone with a little class and taste. It's a cute, funny little film.'
"Temple of Schlock adds the details: 'Rated X by the MPAA in 1970, Art Lieberman's wacky sex comedy Bang Bang, the Mafia Gang— starring funny guy Frank Corsentino in full Woody Allen mode and exotic Russ Meyer starlet Haji in sexy-as-ever mode — was released by Headliner and had its world premiere in Tucson with the stars in attendance. A year later the movie was picked up by Group 1, cut for an MPAA-approved R rating and re-released as Up Your Alley. It toured drive-ins and neighborhood theaters for 5 years under this handle before being sold off to producer/showman M.A. Ripps (of Poor White Trash [1961 / opening credits] infamy), who re-titled it Heads 'n' Tails("Their tails are up, their heads are down, they're the most popular girls in town!") and finally The Melon Affair for a 1978/1979 roll-out through his EMC Film Corporation. The movie is currently available on DVD-R and for download from Something Weird under its original title.'
"BFI sort of offers a plot: 'Wanting to sell stolen jewels to an American crime syndicate, Sicilian mafia boss, Don Marco (Charles Knapp of The Dark Backwards [1991 / trailer]) flies to the States in disguise. He dies before the deal is completed and Maria (Haji) persuades Seymour (Frank Corsentino) to pose as Marco in order to save her step-father who is held hostage by Marco's contacts.'The movie also features an appearance of the legendary Uschi Digard as the nurse in a fantasy of Seymour. A non-embeddable trailer to the film can be found here at Something Weird... Haji never looked better."
Most of the images here were taken from the all-knowing The Temple of Schlock, which is a temple truly worth going to…
The advertisement above, for the long-gone Twin Drive-In of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, is another prime illustration of the fact that all women like to look at the impressive dicks of strange men. At the Twin, The Melon Affair was part of a triple feature with the Italian sex comedy La moglie vergine a.k.a. At Last, at Last a.k.a. The Virgin Wife(1975 / full movie) and the Southern B-film drama All the Young Wives a.k.a. Naked Rider (1973 / full movie). 
Trailer to
Naked Rider:


The Dirt Gang
(1972, dir. Jerry Jameson)

Uschi Digard, uncredited, appears as "Nude Gang Member with Blue Jeans at Orgy." She not around a lot — but she surely makes an impression.
Director Jerry Jameson had already begun his still-successful career in television by the time he made his first exploitation film in 1971, a sleazy little flick called Brute Corps, which the James Jameson: The Accidental Auterist describes as a "sleaze classic featuring a group of emotionally, sexually, psychologically stunted mercenaries who get easily derailed by an attractive hippie girl who they decide to terrorize, torture and rape. All the Jameson earmarks are here showcasing uninhibited performances by the late great Michael Pataki, Paul Carr, Alex Rocco and Charles Macaulay. [...] Safe to say these four gentlemen carved quite a niche for themselves with all-out iconic performances in exploitation and made-for-TV movies in the 1970s. This film is a powerful introduction to their collective abilities."
 
Trailer to
Brute Corps:
His next film, The Dirt Game, was released by AIP the next year. It is dismissed by TV Guide as a "sleazy biker film from the exploitation mill at AIP. One of the last examples of a genre that had outlived its time."

To return toJames Jameson: The Accidental Auterist, the writer there, on the other hand, likes the movie and raves that it is an "outrageous follow-up toBrute Corpswith Carr, Pataki and Macaulay all reunited as a deeply depraved motorcycle gang (they drive dirt bikes…) that terrorize a film crew shooting a western in a desert ghost town. Carr is genius as the bi-sexual, one-eyed gang leader (complete with sparkly gold eye patch). I love how all the little character intimacies are developed and dovetail and trickle down to the insane climax. Not your average 'fuck the establishment' biker movie. Without giving too much away, I'd safely call this a cross between Born Losers (1968 / trailer) and The Last Movie(1971 / trailer)."
The Dirt Gang
 radio advertisement:
The flick was written by Michael C. Healy& William Mercer, neither of whom seems to have ever done anything else. Jameson's last movie release was the overtly serious Captive (2015 / trailer), while other feature-film "highlights" include Bat People (1974 / trailer) and Airport '77 (1977 / trailer), one of the cheesiest of a cheesy franchise. But perhaps is his true masterpiece in a TV movie starring a then washed-up kiddy star named Kurt Russell, entitled The Deadly Tower(1975 / clip).
Every 70s Movie tends to agree more with TV Guide, and but makes the movie sound good even as they bitch, "More biker-flick trash about brawling, debauchery, and rape, The Dirt Gang presents all the clichés of a low-rent genre without any of the redeeming values found in the genre's best pictures. Set to crappy, horn-driven rock music that sounds like it was recorded in 1962, rather than a decade later, The Dirt Gang depicts the violence that occurs when a group of bikers stumbles onto a movie company shooting in a western ghost town. Initially hassling the Hollywood folks for free food, the bikers then hold the movie company hostage, raping every woman in sight and beating the tar out of the one tough guy who dares to rebel against the bikers. [...] Performances in The Dirt Gang range from serviceable to substandard. Sporting an eyepatch, Paul Carr (1 Feb 1934 – 17 Feb 2006) invests the role of gang leader Monk with forgettable menace. Playing a loutish biker with a taste for parading around in his tighty-whiteys, B-movie stalwart Michael Pataki (16 Jan 1938 – 15 April 2010) offers his usual mixture of growled vulgarities and silly movie-star impressions. Nominal leading man Michael Forest, as the tough guy, provides little except an imposing physique, although Jo Anne Meredith (17 Nov 1932 – 15 Feb 2001) — playing the aging actress who employs her wiles for self-preservation — conveys an enjoyable hint of cynicism before her role becomes mere eye candy during a long nude scene. Fitting its title, The Dirt Gang is grungy enough to make the viewer want a shower." 

A cover version of a song from the movie
by Space Probe Taurus:
Michael Forest, still alive, has a long and active career in Europe and elsewhere as a character actor, with too many interesting movies to list. Jo Anne Meredith short career included the fun The Psycho Lover (1970 / trailer) and J.D.'s Revenge (1976 / trailer), while Michael Pataki is fun in many fun films, but only directed two, directed Mansion of the Doomed (1976 / trailer) & Cinderella (1977 / trailer).


Prison Girls
(1972, dir. Tom De Simone)
 
Ah! Tom De Simone! A.k.a. Lancer Brooks, the director of the hardcore gay classics, "The Idol (1979 / trailer) and Heavy Equipment (1977, in 3-D and featuring both Al Parker [25 June 1952 – 17 Aug 1992] and Jack Wrangler [11 July 1946 – 7 April 2009], two icons of the Golden Age of gay porn, as well as the legendary Christy Twins)."
 
We took a closer look at De Simone — and took a literal look at both Parker's and Wrangler's impressive assets — in our review of the Linda Blair vehicle Hell Night (1981), which De Simone directed. (Note: deliciously large salami found at that review.) De Simone used to have an interesting blog/website, but it seems to have disappeared. Still alive, but inactive, he was/is a talented director with many an exploitation fave to his name, including the legendary Chatterbox (1977 / trailer).
Originally released in 3-D, Prison Girls, an AIP production, is the first of a total of three "women-in-prison" movies De Simone was to direct over the course of his career. It was later followed by two sleaze "classics", The Concrete Jungle (1982 / trailer) and Reform School Girls (1986 / trailer). (In truth, Prison Girls is more a "woman out of prison" movie, as it tells what happens to the various girls while they are on prison furlough.)
When talking about the three films at Love It Loud, De Simone dismissively says "Prison Girls was a disaster from the start and I have no good things at all to say about that film. It was an accident that I even ended up directing and I didn't like anything connected to that project. Concrete Jungle was a bit more professional than the other, but of the three, Reform School Girls is my favorite and by comparison I think it's the one film that best showcases my talent and is closest to my original vision and sensibilities."
That said, Prison Girls nevertheless does have Uschi Digard (as Cindy), not to mention Barbara Mills, Candy Samples, Neola Graef, Marsha Jordan, Jacqueline Giroux and a variety of other popular (and now mostly forgotten) skin starlets of the day. Plus, as Video Junkie points out, Prison Girls is "to date the only W.I.P. (women-in-prison) shot in 3-D and somehow I doubt anyone will be tackling this subject matter in this new 3-D era." They go on to say, "Prison Girls definitely is one of a kind. No doubt influenced by the softcore 3-D box office success The Stewardesses (1969 / trailer), this one takes the skin flick subgenre and runs with it. There is so much flesh on display that it almost seems like a hardcore flick with the X-rated shots cut out. It shouldn't surprise anyone that the filmmakers and actors have a history in the porn industry. Unfortunately, with a few exceptions, it is 70s ugly flesh that will kill the thrill. Naturally, the amateurish acting is an asset here as well. [...] Without the benefit of seeing this in 3-D, Prison Girls is pretty grim stuff. The opening credits unfold over stock footage of older black-and-white W.I.P. flicks* with some of the most haggard ladies on display. And even though there is a ton of unclad skin on screen, the film itself is actually depressing as nearly every girl suffers some horrible indignity to remind us that it is 'a cold, cruel world' out there. The last 3 minutes tries to put a moral slant on it all, but it is too little, too late. Here is the final anti-establishment bit where a prisoner turns the tables on the psychologist (who looks like Harry Shearer in a wig). Take that, old lady!"
* According to imdb, John Cromwell's Caged(1950 / trailer).
 
Final scene of
Prison Girls:
The "plot"? Rock! Pop! Shock! says, "The story, such as it is, opens with a shower scene in a prison where a woman named Gertie (Annik Borel) tries to fool around with inmate Cindy (Uschi Digard — who doesn't seem to be dubbed, for once). It doesn't go as planned with a few other inmates show up and they talk about how they're all getting a weekend pass that will let them out into the real world, thanks to Dr. Reinhardt [...]. From there, the girls split the prison [...] to go out and reconnect with husbands and boyfriends for a series of sex scenes that don't really further the plot much at all. Lots of group gropes happen, at one point there's a body painting scene with Candy Samples in it, yeah… mostly people have sex. It's not hardcore, at least not in this version, but it comes close at times. Uschi sports some white go-go boots and fucks a guy who looks like an MC5 roadie on a couch. As each of the female characters reconnects with a man from her past, bad shit happens one gets beaten, one gets raped, one gets into it with a cell mate and, well, poor Cindy [Uschi]? We won't spoil that but you won't see it coming. [...] For the most part, this is goofy, sleazy bumping and grinding. No more, no less. Light on plot, the movie is entertaining enough thanks to the fact that it is pretty much chock full of softcore sex with some attractive and noteworthy actresses. [...] This was clearly shot fast and cheap, there's very little in the way of production values to discuss, the locations are unimpressive and the whole thing looks grubby. But then, there's the appeal of something like this."
Though we are not 100% sure it's the same movie, we would offer the hypothesis (based on the poster further above) that Prison Girls got released somewhere along the line as "Prison Girls" Conjugal Experiment, which was at least screened in Florida on a double feature with Wife Exchange Club; the oddly cut ad below is for a 1975 screening there at the Showtown II of the Showtown Twin Drive-In in Fort Walton Beach.
We assume, without evidence, that Wife Exchange Club is probably the 1969 German comedy, Ehepaar sucht gleichgesinntes a.k.a. Swedish Wife Exchange Club, from Germany's Franz Josef Gottlieb (1 Nov 1930 – 23 July 2006), the director of a lot of crap and some trashy and/or fun films like Lady Dracula (1977 / trailer below) and The Black Abbot(1963). 
German trailer to
Lady Dracula (1977):


Where Does It Hurt?
(1972, writ. & dir. Rod Amateau)


"This is a true story. Only the names have been changed to avoid lawsuits. No reference to the American Medical Association or any of its members is intended. In fact, this film is dedicated to the honest, sincere MDs whose lives are devoted to the sacred Hippocratic Oath. Will those three doctors please standup?"

 
Supposedly based a 1970 novel The Operator by Rod Amateau and Budd Robinson, the title was changed to Where Does It Hurt? for the movie release. If you manage to see Uschi in this obscure mainstream anti-establishment comedy, you have good eyes: she appears uncredited as a girl at a party. (It is the second Peter Sellers movie in which she is a face in the party crowd; the first was I Love You Alice B. Toklas [1968, see Part I].)
 
A few minutes of
Where Does It Hurt?:
Director Rod Amateau (20 Dec 1923 – 29 June 2003) was primarily active on television, but every once and a while he would make a feature film comedy like this one and/or the forgotten Son of Hitler (1979), The Seniors (1978 / full film), Drive-In (1976 / trailer), the embarrassment that is The Statue (1971 / trailer), and the unneeded sequel to 1965's [now badly dated] What's New Pussycat? (trailer), Pussycat, Pussycat — I Love You (1970 / trailer). But the true highpoint of his career a 1987 release that he directed, produced, and co-wrote: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, an absolutely terrible film that is truly great as only absolutely terrible film can be. 
Trailer to
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie:
TV Guidegives Where Does It Hurt? one star and seethes, "The film slanders nearly every ethnic minority at one time or another. The language is profane, the proceedings inane, and the story insane. True, the film has a few laughs, but not enough to make up for the appalling lack of taste. [...] If you hate doctors, Mexicans, homosexuals, blacks, females, Catholics, Jews, Italians, Japanese, insurance companies, hospitals, Poles, and humanity, you'll love this movie." (It is, in other words, a movie for the Trump Generation and the contemporary Republican.)
At All Movie, Clarke Fountain has the plot: "Where Does It Hurt? is a hospital comedy which is carefully designed to leave no interest group unoffended. In the broadest of broad comic manners, it recounts its tale of greed, ignorance and corruption in the medical profession. Dr. Albert T. Hopfnagel (Peter Sellers), a hospital administrator, is a doctor who is expert in the arts of bill-padding, unnecessary surgery, and kickbacks. His assistant (Jo Ann Pflug) has finally had enough of his destructive and dishonest shenanigans and gets him sent to prison. He is released a little too soon for comfort, however."
At Scopophilia, Richard Winters, who gives the film "4 out of 10 stars", ponders about the injustices of life: "It's funny how names like Ed Wood Jr. or Tommy Wiseau get mentioned in just about anyone's list of bad movie directors, but Rod Amateau's never does, but should. Not only did he produce My Mother the Car (1965-66 / theme song) and Supertrain (1979 / credits), which are considered two of the worst TV-series ever to be broadcast, but he also directed the notorious Garbage Pail Kids as well as Son of Hitlerand The Statue, which featured a jealous David Niven going around the bathrooms and gay bathhouses of London looking for a man whose penis matches the one that his wife created for a life-sized statue that she says replicates her lover's. While this film isn't quite as bad as those it comes close."
Where Does It Hurt?
 in 13 minutes:


Fuzz
(1972, dir. Richard A. Colla)

The artist of the above poster obviously couldn't resist the homage to Burt Reynolds' famous but extremely coy layout in Cosmo, seen below. (If you want to see a less coy photo of co-star Yul Brynner in his youth, we suggest looking at R.I.P.: Umberto Lenzi, Part V: 1976-82.) As for Uschi Digard, to say that she is in this Boston-set movie is almost a joke: she is supposedly seen briefly on a loop watched somewhere in the course of the movie.
Still, how can we not take advantage of the opportunity to take a look at the movie that is credited as the feature-film debut of Babe of YesteryearTamara Dobson (14 May 1947 – 2 Oct 2006), better known as Cleopatra Jones (1973)? (She was actually found earlier in Come Back Charleston Blue [1972 / trailer], but isn't credited.) Also, by looking at Fuzz we once again have an excuse to present one of our favorite clips featuring Raquel Welch, namely the one directly below. 
Space-Girl Dance:
Fuzz is one of but only three feature films directed by TV man Richard A. Colla. An "action comedy", at one point Brian De Palma was set to direct, but he bailed. The script was based on one of Ed McBain's 87th Precinct books, and indeed, "Ed McBain", aka as Evan Hunter, wrote the script. The setting, for whatever reason, was moved from New York to Boston.
 
The plot, as supplied by Jedadiah Leland at Through the Shattered Lens: "Detective Eileen McHenry (Raquel Welch) has just been given her new assignment and she is about to find out that there is never a dull day in the 87th Precinct. How could there be when the precinct's top detectives are played by Burt Reynolds [Det. Carella], Tom Skerritt [Det. Kling], and Jack Weston [Det. Meyer]? Or when Boston's top criminal mastermind is played by Yul Brynner [The Deaf Man]? There is always something happening in the 87th Precinct. Someone is stealing stuff from the precinct house. Someone else is attacking the city's homeless. Even worse, Brynner is assassinating public officials and will not stop until he is paid a hefty ransom!"
Video Vacuum calls Fuzz a "meandering action comedy", complaining that the "plot threads inexplicably merge during the highly unlikely and poorly edited finale that relies heavily on not only incredible coincidence, but sheer stupidity as well."
Something that Donald Guarisco, at All Movie, seems to agree with: "This odd fusion of cop thriller and black comedy attempts to do for the cop movie what M.A.S.H. (1970 / trailer) did for the war movie, but lacks the consistency and inspiration to reach this lofty aim. The key problem with Fuzz is its script, which never strikes a comfortable balance between its darkly humorous criticism of police and state government and its often brutal action film elements. It is also wildly overplotted, meaning the characters never get any room to breathe and interesting subplots (like Burt Reynolds' relationship with his deaf-mute wife) often go nowhere. Richard A. Colla's direction keeps the story rolling at a fast clip, but often leans on the film's comedy elements in heavy-handed fashion that makes potential gags abrasive instead of amusing. [...] In the end, Fuzz is too muddled and inconsistent to rate as anything more than an interesting curio."
Also, as Trailers from Hell points out, "Stars Burt Reynolds and Raquel Welch have zero chemistry as they feuded throughout." Commentary below is supplied by Josh Olson, "the only student in his second-grade class to see The House That Dripped Blood (1971 / trailer). Many years later, he wrote and directed the no-budget horror film, Infested(2002)." 
Trailer to
Fuzz:


Hollywood Babylon
(1972 dir. Van Guylder)

"[Joe] Van Guylder" is an oft-used pseudonym of Edward J. Forsyth (2 June 1920 – 29 Aug 2004), a man who made a variety sleaze flick in his day. The title and content of this film were lifted by scriptwriter/producer "L.K. Farbella" from Kenneth Anger's fun but often factually inaccurate book, cover below. (Two years previously, in 1970, "L.K. Farbella" wrote and produced The Tale of the Dean's Wife [full NSFW movie], his or her only other known credit.) Uschi is found twice in HB: somewhere as a party girl, and elsewhere as Marlene Dietrich. (In the latter case, that's some pretty odd casting.)
The film is available at Something Weird, where John Harrison writes, "One wonders what Kenneth Anger thought of this cheapjack [...] bastardization of his famous tome, if indeed he's even aware that it exists. Hollywood Babylonfollows the path of Anger's book almost to the letter, with each 'chapter' taking the form of a staged vignette, and tied together by tinted newsreel footage and old silent film clips. The first scandal on our tour of Sin City is that of [Vargas Girl] Olive Thomas [drawing below], popular silent star who, in 1920, swallowed a fatal dose of mercury granules in her Paris hotel room. [...] In the staged footage, we get to see one of [Mary] Pickford's debauched parties, where guests smoke opium and get their gear off for an orgy [...]. Things proceed to get even more exciting with stories about movie star addict Wallace Reid(accompanied by a nude poolside orgy [...]), followed by Valentino voyeuristically watching lesbians writhing on his bed, Uschi Digard playing none other than a butch Marlene Dietrich (discovered in a German music hall doing a lesbo act [...]), and the infamous Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle scandal. In this film, Arbuckle grabs doomed starlet Virginia Rappe (portrayed as an insatiable nympho) and ruptures her insides while pleasuring her with a champagne bottle. The most outrageous reenactment depicts the love triangle between William Randolph Hearst, Marion Davies, and Charlie Chaplin. No names are ever mentioned, and all the events are only 'alleged' to have happened, but mention is made of Chaplin's rumored 'organs of equine proportions'. We see Hearst killing producer Thomas H. Ince aboard his ship, then manipulating the newspapers so they all report Ince's death as acute indigestion! Other sights for you to savor include: Charlie Chaplin trying to convince his sixteen-year-old wife of the joys of fellatio; Clara Bow taking on the members of a football team [...]; Eric Von Stroheim filming one of his 'orgiastic classics' and enjoying a gal getting whipped at his home ..."
The Spinning Image basically dismisses the movie, saying "All those suspicions may or may not have been true (though it is doubtful that at least half the stuff in Anger's tome was), but if it sounded like a good story, it was worth repeating. This documentary was an unofficial version of the text, a cash-in that mixed acres of stock footage with re-enactments of what had been supposed by Anger on the page, and though he had plenty of photographs to illustrate the salacious rumors and on the record facts, none of these were to be seen here. Mostly you got a bunch of skinflick performers ('The beautiful people of Hollywood!' according to the credits) dressing up in vintage clothes, or more often taking them off, and acting out what may or may not have occurred."
At All Movie, Clarke Fountain lambasts the movie and says, "Though it purports to be a documentary/docudrama based on filmmaker Kenneth Anger's book Hollywood Babylon, it uses the book's theme — scandals in the early Hollywood era — as a takeoff point for making a softcore porn film. That in itself would not be cause for particular disgust. What arouses professional scorn is that it rehashes nearly every salacious rumor ever heard in Hollywood from the 1920s to the '70s. Even that, perhaps, might not have so deeply offended [...], if it were not so clear that the makers of this film had money-grubbing rather than honest muckraking in mind. As it stands, the movie violates just about every ethical standard going, without actually breaking the law. Abounding in simulated sex with unknown actors standing in for their famous counterparts, it has a certain stomach-churning fascination."
To distill all that said above about the movie into one sentence: Hollywood Babylon is good, dirty exploitation fun. The 1972 softcore porn version can be found all over the web, like here at the very hardcore Tube Porn Classic website.
As "Van Guylder", Edward J. Forsyth also directed the infamous western, The Ramrodder (1969),"an adult western that's part nudie-cutie, part violent 'roughie' […,] notorious for its connection to Charles Manson as well as its lurid sado-masochistic whipping scene with Kathy Williams. […] Filmed partly at Spahn Ranch where Charles Manson's 'family' lived, including Catherine Share— who plays an Indian maiden. Manson's friend Bobby Beausoleil also appears as an Indian. In August 1969, Beausoleil was arrested for stabbing a man to death over a drug deal dispute. A few days later, Manson had his followers commit a series of 'copycat' crimes (the infamous Sharon Tate & LaBianca murders) in large part to make it look like Beausoleil was innocent. […] [Internet Archives]" 
Trailer to 
The Ramrodder:


Blood Sabbath
(1972, dir. Brianne Murphy)
 
Brianne Murphy (1 April 1933 – 20 Aug 2003) caught our attention years ago in Bloodlust! (1961): at the time married to the director, Ralph Brooke (22 May 1920 – 4 Dec 1963), she played the dead babe floating in the tank. Four years earlier, in 1959, she also played Pam, one of teenagers of Teenage Zombies (1959) — some sources say she was likewise married to the movie's director, the immensely untalented Z-film director Jerry Warren (10 March 1925 – 21 August 1988). Normally a cinematographer, she only directed two feature films: this one, and To Die, to Sleep (1994 / trailer), a Charles Napier movie we didn't look at in his RIP Career Review.
Les Baxter's music to
Blood Sabbath:
Terror Titan, which laments that "Blood Sabbath is another one of those movies I really wish I could like more", has the plot: "A Viet Nam vet (Anthony Geary of Night Life [1989 / trailer]) haunted by the war, meets and falls in love with a water nymph (Susan Damante of Bloodparty aka Home Sweet Home[1981 / trailer]) in an isolated stretch of back country. Desperate to make this impossible relationship work, he sells his soul to the evil leader of a local witch coven (Dyanne Thorne) for the promise of being able to be with his beloved. Perhaps this is stating the obvious, but it all ends very badly."

The Full Movie:
Over at Letterboxd, some guy named Jason M calls the movie a "Dopey, but entertaining piece of independent American filmmaking. Mixing fantasy, horror, sexploitation (well, what did you expect from a movie with Dyanne Thorne and a bunch of witches? — An uncredited Uschi Digard amongst them!) and in a way, H. C. Andersen's fairy-tale of The Little Mermaid in a sticky mixture that gets the job done — if you're in the mood for cheesy backyard filmmaking, poor acting and quick-fix solutions. With that said, theirs is actually one great storytelling tool in use here. The Crown Jewel — guilt! A subplot concerning child sacrifices and David's guilt over what he's done in Vietnam drive him to the decisions he makes and the path the story takes."
Dave Sindelar at Fantastic Movie Musing and Ramblings adds, "You know, I really can't help but admire a movie that really tries to be different. Of course, that doesn't mean the movie will work, and this bizarre cross between seventies witch movies, Night Tide (1961 / trailer), Love Story (1970 / trailer) and Orgy of the Dead (1965 / trailer), with romantic meadow-romping, tepid gore effects, crass exploitation (it really should be called 'Boob Sabbath', if you get my drift) and bad acting is, in a word, awful. [...] Incidentally, did you know the way you lose your soul involves being caressed by a coven of naked witches? Sure, it sounds like fun, all right, but based on Geary's performance, I can only come to the conclusion that it really hurts. Granted, I've never been in a position to try it myself…"
Video Vacuumgets straight to chase about the movie really is about, saying, "Goddamn there are so many titties in this movie it'll make your head spin. I don't do Breast Counts in my reviews, but I'm sure even someone as experienced as say, Joe Bob Briggs is at counting boobs would have a tough time tallying all the tits in this movie; they bounce around so fast and furiously. I mean you've got to love any movie where the gal wearing a belly chain is the overdressed one. And if you're a fan of 70's bush, you're going to need a weed whacker to wade through it all."


Doctor Feelgood
(1972 dir. Robert M. Mansfield)
 
It is open to discussion whether Doctor Feelgood was released in 1972 or 1974, and whether Uschi really plays Nurse Nelly Nesbit. More than one website lists this movie on Uschi Digard's filmography, as does Uschi herself at her website. We doubt it, personally, but back in 2013, we even briefly refer to her when we looked at this movie years ago in R.I.P.: Harry Reems, Part III (1973-74), where we cobbled together the following:
"Aka Dr Feelgood's Sex Clinic. Harry Reems and 'Inger Kissin' (otherwise known as Andrea True) are the big names on the posters of this movie, a movie about which virtually nothing can be found online. Check your attic, as we would assume this movie to be lost. We did find one mention on page 113 of Vol. 27 of John Willis' Screen World (1976); it offers no plot description, but reveals that the film was 'presented' by forgotten exploitation producer Allan Shackleton. 
Andrea True Connection,
More More More:
In regard to the double feature advertised here left, in a copy of the Ottowa Citizen from Feb 1, 1978, Charles Gordon rather surrealistically says in his article Time again for a review of available smut that 'It is difficult to know how to compare these two. Each employs a unique mis-en-scene but she gets shot fatally in the tummy in the first one. In the second, she survives and painfully relearns how to water-ski, only to die of pneumonia after catching a chill during the burning of Atlanta and forgetting that she never had to say she was sorry.' Another website has Uschi Digard listed as participating in the film, something neither John Willis nor any poster confirms. We would assume that this film is probably a 'comedy' for the raincoat crowd that tries to ride of Reems's then-famous persona as the 'doctor' that found Lovelace's clit in her throat..."
Still, we have to admit we must wonder how a West Coast softcore starlet like Uschi ended up in an East Coast hardcore sex film. Producer Allan Shackleton is, of course, infamous for having taken an inconsequential and unreleased Michael and Roberta Findlay film shot in Argentina, Slaughter (1972), and, after adding some new material, releasing a movie that gained instant and immortal notoriety, Snuff (1976 / trailer) — "Shot in South America… Where life is CHEAP!"
Doctor Feelgood, obviously a comedy, was incongruently paired at one point with the Italian exploiter Io cristiana studentessa degli scandali a.k.a. School of Erotic Enjoyment, directed by Italo sleazemonger Sergio Bergonzelli (25 Aug 1924 – 24 Sept 2002), best known for Nelle pieghe della carne a.k.a. In the Folds of the Flesh (1970 / trailer below). 
Trailer to
In the Folds of the Flesh (1970):
In regards to School of Erotic Enjoyment, at the imdblazarillo says, "[…] This is one of those Italian movies, like Ferdinand DiLeo's Being Twenty(1978 / trailer) or a lot of Joe D'Amato's 70's films, that will really give you a case of cinematic whiplash because it veers from frothy light-hearted sex comedy to brutal seriousness (like a vicious gang-rape scene). The acting is all okay, but the most impressive performance is probably given by [Malisa] Longo's incredible breasts, which get A LOT of screen time and really deliver a tour de force performance […]". 
Longo's breasts are also found in The Red Monks(1988) and Salon Kitty(1976).

  
The Goddaughter
(1972, dir. Donn Greer)

(Nunsploitation! Sorta…) The "John Donne" who wrote the script is supposedly aka Donn Greer; Donne/Greer made a variety of forgotten and non-memorable films, but Alice in Acidland(1969 / acid trip and nudity below) enjoys slight fame, if only for the great title. 
20 minutes of
Alice in Acidland(1969):
Donn Greer disappeared after helping produce Greydon Clark's typically terrible Angels' Brigade(1979 / trailer), only to reappear to do the art direction to Greydon Clark's typically terrible Joysticks (1983 / trailer) — assuming it's the same Donn Greer, "art direction" is where he started: his first known credit is for that in the driver's education short, Anatomy of an Accident (1961).
Full short —
 Anatomy of an Accident (1961):
Little known fact: Donn Greer (below)  is the brother of the far more famous actress, Jane Greer (9 Sept 1924 – 24 Aug 2001) [LA Times], whom most film fans know from the classic film noir, Out of the Past (1947 / trailer). In fact, according to what is said here at YouTube, in the drama The Company She Keeps (1951 / let's smoke), "The director [John Cromwell (23 Dec 1886 – 26 Sept 1979)] thought it would be amusing to shoot a scene where Jane Greer's FRATERNAL TWIN BROTHER Donn Greer, tries to pick up on his real life sister (Jane)."
Uschi, credited as "Heidi Sohler", plays Bertha from the Bronx. Needless to say, The Goddaughter is a direct play upon a somewhat more famous movie, The Godfather (1972 / trailer).
Women in Prison Films has a plot description: "The Godfather (Alan Sinclair) is a 'sissy', and the Mob bumps him off. Since the old man has already passed away, his daughter, 'Sonny' Carrione (Diana Hardy) and Tommie Fagan (John Paul Jones), the Consigliori, of the Family, must find a replacement! It is then that the Enforcer Lucy Brassiere (Dimitri Roxoff), remembers the old Godfather, Don Carlos, had mentioned a child named Tony, born out of wedlock and left with an old Priest, in a monastery in Sardinia. They send for Tony and set up a meeting with the rival Dons, in their newly acquired Strip Hotel in Las Vegas, to meet the new Godfather. There's just one problem: the new 'Godfather' arrives in a nun's habit — and her name is Toni (Tracy Handfuss), and she is truly one of the God's daughters!"
At Something Weird, Prince Pervo explains the fun of the film: "Uschi Digard happily murders a man by smothering his face in her tits. She also starts to have sex with another guy when he squeezes her right boob and — Pow! — it explodes with a puff of smoke and the guy is shot in the head! But wait, wait, there's more.... A gal named Babe Piranha (!) has a mouth full of vampire-like teeth (!!), and her specialty is, of course, chomping off dicks (!!!).... Best of all, Kathy Hilton shoots bullets from her vagina! Honest. [...] And that's just some of the twisted joys on display in The Goddaughter, a surprisingly obscure sex film considering the cast, violence, and sick jokes..." 
Finally! A film that sounds truly entertaining.
  

The Orgy Machine
 (1972, dir. Unknown)
 
At one point or another, when released as The Incredible Sex-Ray Machine, it had a nice poster — the artist as unknown as the movie's "director". In the end, it is hardly surprising that the director of this "movie" is unknown, as the movie is less directed than stitched together. Sure, there is a slim bracketing storyline that threads in and out between the sex scenes, but the "narrative thread" is merely an excuse to cut together archive footage from past films and hardcore loops. Uschi, who pops up as a "sunbather with big breasts" (which get mauled by John Holmes), was of course not originally part of a hardcore scene — but film editors can do wonders.(We would tend to think that those are Uschi's pre-mauled breasts directly below.)
Women in Prison has a plot description that reads like a DVD backcover: "Mad scientist, Verner Von Sperm (William Kirschner) creates the ultimate weapon: The Orgy Machine! With it he can focus on anyone in the world and drive them mad with lust, filling them with such desire for constant sex that they lose control. With thousands of victims in his control like this, he could make a fortune having countries pay him to let their important officials return to a normal life by turning off his orgy machine and releasing them from its clutches. But they didn't count on super-agent John Holmes and his own secret weapon of mass pleasure." (If only Holmes hadn't been so fucking ugly.)
Some years ago, at the Classic Horror Film Board a few guys who had seen the film exchanged notes, one arguing that the unknown director was probably Walt Davis, a.k.a. Mike T. Lawn and David Stefans. To cocktail the highpoints of their exchange: "This early example of hardcore sci-fi porn has a number of interesting facets, even if the production ultimately amounts to little more than a 'loop-carrier' [...]. For one thing, the 'ex-Nazi mad scientist', Werner von Sperm, is clearly a parody of rocket scientist Wernher von Braun. For another, this is one of a handful of porn movies that make use of actual footage of atom bomb tests for its conclusion. [...] The Orgy Machinealso very subtly manages to slip in some male-male action, which is quite characteristic of Walt Davis' work from the time [...]. Bill Kirschner is one of those bit-part actors from 'regular movies' (his credits for blink-and-you'll-miss-'em parts take in everything from The Diary of Anne Frank [1959 / trailer] to Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song [1971]) who also maintained a lengthy career playing non-sex parts in adult movies, taking on the lion's share of the required 'acting' in these pictures. He stands out in particular for his succession of mad scientists and crazy doctors at the beginning of the 1970s [...]. The reason for this movie having remained readily available over the decades is due to a single fact: the presence of a youthful John Holmes (also a Walt Davis regular at this time) in the sex footage. [...] The scientist tests it about seven or eight times, so we get lots of footage of people doing stuff." 
First half of our favorite Walt Davis movie —
Evil Come Evil Go (1972):


The Pleasures of a Woman
(1972, dir. "Clem Moser")

Not to be confused with the 1983 hardcore movie, The Private Pleasures of a Woman (aka The Pleasures of a Woman), poster below, which may have been directed by John Seeman (see our review of Hardgore[1974]).
No, Pleasures of a Woman is another movie "directed by the sorely underappreciated and unjustly unknown Z-film filmmaker Nick Millard, otherwise aka 'Nick Phillips' (and Clem Moser, Jan Anders, Max Boll, Joe Davis, Hans Dedow, Hans Delow, Jamie Delvos, Pet Elephant, Bruno Geller, Alan Lindus, Allan Lundus, John Meyer, Philip Miller, Nicholas Milor, Alfredo Nicola, Don Rolos, Helmud Schuyler, Otto Wilmer, and surely more)."

Uschi previously appeared in other one-day wonders he directed, including The Pimp Primer (1970) and Dr. Christina of Sweden (1970), both looked at in Part I, his "masterpiece"Roxanna(1970), looked at in Part II, and Fancy Lady (1971), looked at in Part IV.
Nick Millardis actually the son of an even older and obscurer exploitation film producer and distributor Sam S. Millard, aka Elid Stanch and nicknamed "Steamship", who was active as a producer while exploitation was still learning to walk — see the poster card of PitfallsofPassion (1927, above) and the advertisement for Scarlet Youth(1928, below),* both "lost" films, below and movie producer Frances Millard.
*Interesting aside: Corliss Palmer [25 July 1899 – 27 Aug 1952], above, the lead actress of Scarlet Youth, was once deemed the "most beautiful girl in America". She ended her life an alcoholic and died in a mental institute.
Nick Millard'sparents not only produced some of his films — his father, early ones like Nick's directorial debut Nudes on Credit (1963 / trailer) and Nympho (1965 / trailer); his mother, later ones like Dr Bloodbath (1986 / film) and Dracula in Vegas (1999 / reviewed) — but according to some websites, when Frances Millard got out of producing movies, Nick showed true filial concern and became her manager when she went into hardcore porn as Granny Gigi and made a bunch of "older woman younger man" fuck-fests. Her first, The Ultimate Granny Gang Bang (2000), had the unforgettable tagline, "84-year-old takes on 84 total inches of hard cock!" (Sounds… thrilling. Not.)
Over at 10K Bullets, Cliff Wood, who calls Pleasures of a Woman a "top-tier example" of its genre, supplies the plot: "The widow of a wealthy man (Uschi Digard) seduces the only person who stands in her way, her deceased's husbands naive niece (Lynn Harris)." He adds, "[...] There is a good balance between the plot and sex scenes, which are all top notch. And while Uschi Digard is the main attraction of this feature, one should not overlook the ample assets of her co-star Lynn Harris. [...]" 
Get comfortable:
Cinesploitation notices the psychological aspect of the movie, in which "there is no dialogue [...], only narration by the young girl", and points out that "there is an inner struggle that goes on inside of the niece because she knows the woman has bad intentions but she can't help giving in to her lesbian desires."
In this sense, Pleasures of a Woman, much like Millard's earlier and trippier film Roxanne, plays the typical "I want my cake and to eat it, too" attitude: sex and drugs abound, but giving into them is shown to lead the innocent to unhappiness and doom. This undermines the slightly post-feminist reading of Millard's film as presented at B-independent: "Pleasures of a Woman is a product of its time. It's a movie about sexual liberation, ancient history in today's world of gay marriages, but for its time I'm sure it was groundbreaking. Sex, drugs, free love. It spoke to the college crowd similarly to the writings of Jack Kerouac or Hunter S. Thompson in that in that it was geared directly towards that specific generation of free thinkers and not their parents or grandparents. Anyone can do stag, that's just screwing, but who else besides Phillips was using women to speak directly to women about sex in 1972?"
So: "Is there a moral in there somewhere? Maybe. If so, it's pretty convoluted and not all together too clear. But Pleasures of a Woman does do a masterful job of combining the erotic with the freaky in a way that died with the decade it was made in. [Rock! Pop! Shock!]" 
The blogspot Dead2Rightsadds an interesting plot point: "Neola Graf (aka Neola Graef, Joyce Adams, Malta, Bolivia Tiernan, and Olivia Tiernan) worked frequently with Uschi. In Nick Millard's The Pleasures of a Woman, Neola is the girl that Lynn Harris fantasizes about as she fucks Uschi."
In 2002, as he did with Millard's Roxanna that same year,director Ted W. Crestview made his own 36-minute video version of the movie, also entitled Pleasures of a Woman. Befitting the time the remake was made, the massive mounds of the largest-breasted woman, played by Syn DeVil, are massively immobile and look typically economically-priced. Michael Raso went on to do a feature-length softcore remake in 2004, entitled The Seduction of Misty Mundae (trailer). 
Produced by Nick Millard's dad —
Excerpt from SS Millard's Is Your Daughter Safe? (1927):

 

Sex Pursuits
(1972, dir. Kemal Horulu)

The director of this loop carrier is actually not given in the original credits, but as it was released by Kemal Horulu's production company Kemal Enterprises, Horulu, who indeed did direct a number of movies in his day, is generally credited. If there was ever an original poster, it hasn't found its way onto the web, so here are some posters to other Horulu films instead.
 
As we mentioned at R.I.P.: Harry Reems — Part II (1969-1972), where we took a quick look at Horulu's All About Sex of All Nations (1971), some websites (like here at Distribpix) claim that porn purveyor Karl Hansen (dir. of the white-coater Sexual Practices in Sweden [1970]) went on to become Kemal Horulu; we have our doubts, but who are we to say it ain't so?
Though released by Alpha Blue some years ago as one of the three films on their DVD Uschi Digard Triple Feature #3, nary a word has been written about the mostly hairy and hardcore hand-helper... but for the words of that great porn peeper lor_ at the imdb. Calling it "a who's who of early '70s porn actresses", he found it nevertheless "a routine loop carrier":"Narrator tells us about modern sexual freedom, and we're treated to examples, beginning with XXX '69' on the beach. Sexy girls dance to a bongo beat, and Sandy Carey is introduced as a fortune teller playing an organ (more the Hammond kind). Gap-toothed Terri Johnson is her customer at the crystal ball. While Donovan's Sunshine Superman plays, she shows Terri first a soft-core, then a hardcore loop in which a very big dick receives a blow job. William Howard [...] is in the next soft-core loop. After another stag film, Sandy finally gets involved, in lesbian action, cross cut with the stag footage, all while soporific organ music plays. Individual stars like Uschi Digard don't get a chance to shine, but as an omnibus credit for half a dozen top names from the soft-to-hard transition period this has historical value." 
Donovan's
Sunshine Superman:
Years ago in 2012, at the blogspot En lejemorder ser tilbage, Anonymous wrote "Kemal Horulu was my uncle he lived in the US in the 70-90s where he was a producer of soft porn and some short films for national geographic if anyone needs more info on him you can email me james90210@me.com." Anyone want to write him? And maybe find out if Horulu was ever the Nordic-sounding director "Karl Hansen"?

  
Girls on the Road
(1972, dir. Thomas J. Schmidt) 
 

"God, I'm 17 and I haven't even been felt up yet!"

Originally released as Hot Summer Week, as Temple of Schlock knows. Uschi, un-credited, is seen in this movie during the credit sequence not as a beach girl, but the beach girl. Wow. You do indeed see her, however, looking tanned and splendid in her bikini.
In their review, Temple of Schlock really hates the movie: find out why here. You'll also find out there that the script is based, without credit, on "a story by British writer Dail Ambler (11 Jan 1925 – 6 Sept 74) and originally titled Happening". Dail Ambler, little did we know, is a vintage author appreciated by those in the know.

Trailer to
Girls on the Road:
As far as we can tell, this is both the directorial debut and only feature film of Thomas J. Schmidt (14 Aug 1939 – 5 May 1975), though had he not died so young perhaps he might have made more: he was, after all, a successful assistant director.
A mildly more familiar name is the movie's main producer Joe Solomon, who has a roughly ten-year-long successful career as a producer of exploitation films ranging from biker films (Hells Angels on Wheels [1967]) to Blaxploitation (Top of the Heap[1972 / trailer]) to horror (The Tower of Evil [1972 / trailer, with Jill Haworth]) to comedy (The Gay Deceivers [1969 / trailer]) to biker horror (Werewolves on Wheels[1971 / trailer]) to biker war (The Losers [1970 / trailer]) and more. All we can ask is, seriously: Where did you go, Joe?
Joe was a specialist in trash cinema, and this production, while not his most successful on any level, is an example of his normal product. As such, as 10K Bullets points out, "Ultimately this is a nostalgic time capsule of 70s' drive-in fun; it's well-paced and kept me fairly entertained over its relatively short runtime."
At All Movie, Robert Firsching has the plot: "Thomas J. Schmidt directed this little-known exploitation film [...]. After an unusual credit sequence featuring busty cult starlet Uschi Digart, the film follows the story of two girls (Kathleen Cody and Diane Hull [the latter of Christmas Evil (1980)]) on their way to a hippie encounter session run by Ralph Waite (of Crash and Burn [1990 / trailer]). They pick up a crazed Vietnam veteran (Michael Ontkean of Necromancy [1972]) who has grainy flashbacks in both black & white and distorted color, aside from having a bipolar mood disorder. He might just be the serial killer who is murdering hippies in Waite's peaceful village by the ocean..."
Oh the Horror muses, "If there was ever a contradictory time in history, it was the late 60s and early 70s. On the one hand, the youth and hippie movements preached free love and quality; on the other, the horrors of the Vietnam War and the various political assassinations of the era introduced a nihilistic and jaded perspective. These two warring world views would often cross cinematic paths and clash with violent results. Horror often provided a natural breeding ground for the conflict, which had one of its bloodiest battles in a quaint Last House on the Left (1972 / trailer below). Schlock producer Joe Solomon saw an obvious market in the growing youth counterculture, and he produced a string of low budget cult films that featured everything from killer bikers to evil sorcerers. Girls on the Road (also known as Hot Summer Week) is an especially cheesy cinematic mash-up of teenage road/party movies and exploitation films that only exists to put a couple of nubile, innocent young girls in a precarious situation." 
Trailer to
Last House on the Left:
Mondo Digital opinions that "Though the script is a complete mess, the film has its lo-fi charms thanks to the locations (at times feeling like a grindhouse version of The Sandpiper [1965 / trailer]) and better performances than the material demands. [...] Much of the film doesn't rise above the technical level of Harry Novak helmer Bethel Buckalew, right down to the cutesy 'found' opening credits on newspapers and bumper stickers; however, its dippy mix of seaside free love and cheap psycho thrills definitely gives it a unique flavor."
"DVD Talk is a little more indifferent: "Part road movie, part comedy, part slasher film and part romantic drama, Girls on the Road doesn't really do any of those genres well but is at least interesting in that it tries. [...] As far as the performances go, most of them are pretty goofy. Kathleen Cody and Dianne Hull are a little grating at first, as they bicker and ramble on about cutting loose and getting away from it all without actually doing any of that, at least initially. As the movie goes on you do start to like them a little bit more as their characters do start to show a bit of maturity. Michael Ontkean is fun as Will, playing his slightly deranged part with a bit of pleasant scenery chewing, while Ralph Waite's all-too-caring hippy leader is creepy in his kindness, particularly in his affections for the underage Karen later in the film. The real star of the film, however, is John McMurty as The Maker. His performance is quirky and creepy and just off kilter enough to make his part really stand out from the rest of the characters in the film and had the picture given him more screen time, it probably would have been a whole lot more interesting. As it stands, it's a marginally amusing cult oddity that should have been a whole lot more fun than it was."
And finally, Bleeding Skull seethes, "We all enjoy an unsettling day at the beach circa 1970. Just look at Last Summer (1969 / trailer) or Terror at Red Wolf Inn (1972 / trailer). Effective. Singular. And constructed with a resourceful consciousness across the board. Conversely, Girls is imbued with the innocence of a Partridge Family (1970-74) episode on a Harry Novak budget. But, whereas Mr. Novak might rescue a similar film with unexpected bouts of pathos/hilarity and heaps of exploitation, Girls is ultimately content with misguided semantics, a bland itinerary, and .5 seconds of nudity. In short, it's a time capsule bereft of satiation." 
In a better world, the Partridge Family
would have sung this for Uschi Digaard:


More to come… eventually.

Vampire Circus (Great Britain, 1972)

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Terse review: Passable Hammer film about, more or less, a vampire circus, that Hammer fans will probably like and others might find, more or less, cheesy.
Verbose Review: (Spoilers.)As Hammer points out at their website, despite the fact that only about a third of their films were in fact traditional horror films, the name Hammer is nevertheless "synonymous with horror". Founded in 1934, the Hammer that most people "know" today was born in 1957, when it released its "first full colour creature feature"The Curse of Frankenstein. One of their best films and an undisputed classic, its massive success led the way to the almost as good Horror of Dracula (1958 / trailer) and the less than impressive The Mummy (1959), both of which were financially successful. Thanks to the subsequent regular release of lushly colored films of horror and terror and suspense that were to follow over the next 15 odd years, Hammer became forever associated with the concept of quality, if perhaps sometimes extremely unsubtle, British horror.
Indeed, Hammer has long been a kind of Holy Cow: going by what many fans of Hammer horror films seem to believe, not only did Hammer never release a truly bad movie, but Hammer movies in general are beyond reproach. Dare we disagree? While we tend to find that it may be true that Hammer never released a movie that is completely un-enjoyable — after all, the color is always scrumptious, the acting normally convincing, the production design a visual delight, the visceral not lacking, and the babes and their cleavages (in the earlier movies) and/or naked breasts (in the later films) transcendentally droolable — we would say that not all their "classics" truly are perfect, and are often less than a "classic".
One of the biggest flaws behind this is often found in the scriptwriting department, where on occasion those writing often tended to play much too loosely or sloppily with plot developments that are, in the end, indefensible. (As in the mess that is the "classic"The Brides of Dracula [1960], for example, where the most unforgivably loose and sloppy narrative development is how Dr. Van Helsing [Peter Cushing], after being bitten by the vampire, prevents his own conversion by first burning the bite with a hot iron and then pouring a little holy water over it. Wonder if that would work with HIV.)
Vampire Circus, despite being one Hammer's less renown titles, is nevertheless often touted by Hammer-heads (is that a word?) as a latter-day classic. One of the firm's twilight releases, it hit the theaters around the same time as the far superior Dr Jekyll & Sister Hyde (1971) and the continually underrated Countess Dracula (1971 / trailer), the latter of which Vampire Circus often shared a double-bill. Though generally the second on the bill, the Ingrid Pitt horror is actually the better film.
Nevertheless, Vampire Circus is indeed a fun and entertaining movie, but much like the subsequent Hammer trash classic The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires (1974), it is actually enjoyable despite itself instead of for the sum of its whole. It in no way can seriously be called a good movie and in no way deserves being called a classic, but if the viewer remains in a forgiving mood, it can nonetheless remain an amusing viewing experience.* But to label it a classic does disservice to the true classics of Hammer's oeuvre (like the previously mentioned Curse of Frankenstein,for example, or Hammer's equally lush and effectively horrific Plague of the Zombies [1966 / trailer]), and thus should simply not be done. Vampire Circus, as fun as it is, is actually far more a prime example of a missed opportunity: a sloppy script, some questionable acting, and a possibly tight budget prevent it from coming anywhere close to being a truly effective (or affective) horror movie. (Some of the sets were supposedly recycled from the earlier and better vampire film, Twins of Evil [1971 / trailer] — but then, set recycling was always common in Hammer films.)
*We should perhaps say that with reserve. At the screening we saw, we were the only one of the five viewers in total for whom "Hammer Films" meant anything. Of the other four, all Hammer newbies, one enjoyed the movie for "its stupidity" while the other four dismissed it with "we've watched worse [movies]".
The basic plot involves a town which, at the instigation of the cuckolded schoolmaster Albert Muller (Laurence Payne [5 June 1919 – 23 Feb 2009], of The Crawling Eye [1958 / trailer] and The Tell-Tale Heart [1960 / trailer]), whose wife Anna (Domini Blythe [28 Aug 1947 – 15 Dec 2010]) has discovered she prefers the blood sausage of Count Mitterhaus (Robert Tayman, of House of Whipcord [1974 / trailer]), convinces the town that one too many child has gone missing and to destroy the Count. They do so, and though they seem to know the rule of the stake in the heart, they neither behead or burn him, and instead allow Anna to drag his body into a cellar crypt before, in what appears to be a somewhat budgetarily strained scene, they burn down the castle. Anna escapes in search of Mitterhaus's cousin Emil (Anthony Higgins, as Anthony Corlan, of Flavia, the Heretic [1974 / trailer], The Draughtsman's Contract [1982 / trailer] and Malice in Wonderland [2009 / trailer]), who "will know what to do".
A full 15 years later, when the town of Stetl* is being forcefully quarantined ("shoot to kill") due to a plague-like disease, she — now played by the MILFy Adrienne Corri (13 Nov 1930 – 13 March 2016, of Devil Girl from Mars [1954 / trailer], A Clockwork Orange [1971 / trailer], and Madhouse [1974 / trailer]) — finally rolls into town again as part of a gypsy circus called the Circus of the Night, the titular "vampire circus", to revenge and revive the Count. For the most part, however, the concentration is on revenge, for though the Count proves easy to revive in the end, she and Emil and the rest of the circus are far more interested, it seems, in playing with the intellectually challenged townspeople than un-staking the Count. (Indeed: one wonders, after the un-staking takes place and the Count rises, why she didn't simply pull out the stake 15 years earlier after she had dragged his body to the safety of the cellar crypt.)
*Interesting choice for a name: traditionally, "Shtetl" was the name often given in the 19th century to small, Eastern European towns populated primarily of Jews. As such, crosses should perhaps have been rarer in this film than they already are.
In terms of direction, it must be said that there have been stronger, more-assured directorial debuts than that of then-newbie Robert Young (whose later films include Blood Monkey [2007 / trailer] and Curse of the Phoenix [2014 / trailer]). Visually, his eye is strong enough, but he definitely let some odd characterization slip by, the most appalling being that of the almost comical Burgermeister (Thorley Walters [12 May 12 1913 – 6 July 1991, of Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace[1962],The Earth Dies Screaming[1964 / trailer], The Psychopath[1966 / trailer] andTrog[1970 / trailer], among other). And while the fangs of the various vampires look real and horrific enough, the width with which Young has the vampires open their mouths tends to draw giggles, especially when one can't help but notice the silver fillings on a back tooth or two. The big love scene between Anna and Count Mitterhaus is also rather anemic, hardly erotic or sensual at all unless you belong to the kind that has a kink for sniffing underarms — for that, however, the way Anna basically orgasms earlier at the sight of him sinking his teeth into the innocent child Jenny (Jane Derby) is indeed perversely sexual and somewhat unnerving.
More so than Young's inexperience as a director, the biggest failing to the film is undoubtedly the uneven, somewhat scattershot script credited to Jud Kinberg (7 July 1925 – 2 Nov 2016). Interestingly enough, Kinberg pulls is aspects of the vampire generally ignored by most vampire films — Emil, for example, is a shape-shifter and does much of his evil in the form of a black panther, often in daylight*— but, even as Kinberg allows some characters to have such knowledge as "put the stake in his heart", he denies them conscious knowledge of the need to behead and burn or that revival occurs when the stake is removed. Fellow vampire Emil, for example, who should "know what to do", doesn't even bother to pull out the stake from the Count's chest and, instead, simply concentrates on fulfilling the Count's curse by killing the townspeople and their children. An odd oversight, to say the least.
*As is generally ignored in modern lore but pointed out in Stoker's rather turgid novel Dracula, in which the titular vampire takes the form of an animal on occasion, vampires are merely weakened by daylight, not killed.Of course, one cannot help but question how much power is needed to maintain the form of a man-killing black panther, something Emil obviously has no problem doing at all in daylight, but the King of the Undead himself, Dracula, is unable to do so in the novel. Other noteworthy vampires of yesteryear — e.g., Lord Ruthven, Varney the Vampire and Camille — could also day walk, though shape-shifting was not among their talents. The concept that sunlight kills vampires first appeared in 1922 in the famous German silent film (and unauthorized adaptation of Stoker's novel), Nosferatu (film).
Equally odd is how the cross only seems to work when it is consciously perceived by the vampires. The film's nominal female heroine, the young and spunky Dora (Lynne Maria Frederick [25 July 1954 – 27 April 1994] of Saul Bass's Phase IV [1974 / trailer], Lucio Fulci's The Four of the Apocalypse... [1975 / German trailer] and Peter Walker's Schizo [1976 / shopping]), only survives the first kidnapping attempt of the acrobatic twin vampires Heinrich (Robin Sachs [5 Feb 1951 – 1 Feb 2013 of Ravager[1997 / German trailer]) and Helga (the enigmatic Lalla Ward) when the crucifix she is wearing is suddenly revealed. Believable — far more so, at least, than the fact mentioned in passing that the two young-adult vampires are the children of the non-vampire Gypsy Woman (nee Anna), who left the town only 15 years earlier. (One can only assume that the Woman/Anna was speaking metaphorically when she called them "My children".)
But to return to the Christian cross. What is less comprehensible is what transpires one of the film's later big scenes, the second attempt of the two vampires to get her, when she takes refuge in a school chapel, which the twins have no problem entering despite it being, in theory, hallowed ground. Not only that, they only react to the huge cross high in the chapel's arches after Dora stands directly next to it, a bit as if "out of sight, no power". And that the huge cross needs to puncture but one breast to kill two vampires is also an anomaly that causes some head-scratching. (Prior to this scene, however, the film positively induces guffaws of laughter by suddenly introducing a bunch of unseen-but-heard boarding students laughing and partying loudly upstairs — in a town that is being decimated by the plague!?!)
If all that were not flawed enough, the narrative promptly sees the core human "good guy" characters make yet another illogical and laughter-inducing action that can only lead to the assumption that the entire town is inhabited by sub-intelligent people: although the school has been proven an unsafe place of refuge — not only have the party-happy students been slaughtered, but seconds before both Dora and the movie's young male hero Anton (John Moulder-Brown of Deep End [1970 / trailer] and The House that Screamed [1970 / trailer]) just barely escaped certain death at the hands of invasive vampires — Dora and a nonary (perhapsduodenary) character named Gerta (Elizabeth Seal of Menahem Golan's Mack the Knife [1989 / trailer]) are left there again, weaponless, "for their safety" while all the men runs off to attack the circus. Needless to say, not only do they not stay safe very long, but Gerta is soon history…
The bodycount of Vampire Circus is high, and many of the deaths are both affective and brutal, if not bloody and/or violent (if perhaps not quite as bloody and violent as they would be in a film made today). Plus points must be given to the movie for being one that has absolutely no qualms about killing the kids — but then, the death of families was specified in Count Mitterhaus's dead-side curse. But amidst the bodies that fall, the deaths of two extremely negligible adult characters do stick out as truly what-the-fuck and senseless, if only because their demise is so illogical.
To explain: from its initial appearance, it is obvious that not all the members of the Circus of the Night, which we learn later from Dr. Kersch (Richard Owens [26 Sept 1931 – 3 Nov 2015]) has left a trail of vampiric deaths in its trail, are vampires. Aside from the Gypsy Woman (nee Anna), there are the loyal circus dwarf Michael (Skip Martin [28 March 1928 – 4 Nov 1984] of The Masque of the Red Death [1964] and the cult fav Horror Hospital [1973 / trailer]) and the equally loyal-till-death hot-bodied strongman (David Prowse of Russ Meyer's Blacksnake [1973 / trailer], and both The Horror of Frankenstein[1970 / trailer] and Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell [1974 / trailer]). And, one assumes, the Webers (Milovan and Serena*), the circus's two dancers that perform an animal-and-whip-themed erotic dance that in real life would surely have seen them pilloried at that day and age (a dance scene cut from the original stateside release of the movie). One assumes that such decadent dancers were not simply picked up along the way by the circus, but were part of the team long enough to know their employers and, in all likelihood, be as loyal as the rest of the team. So where is the logic in the two-second scene close to the film's end that shows the dancers bitten, blood-drained and dead beneath a circus wagon? Looks and feels more like a scriptwriter was simply desperate to get rid of minor two characters…
* The NSFW blogspot Drink Me All, which once had the photos to the then couple's "steamy" layout in the May 1971 issue of the British men's rag, Men Only, says "Milovan and Serena were performers at the Raymond Revuebar in Soho that year [1971]. […] There is no clue as to their nationality, other than Milovan's Balkan name. It does say that they met when they were both working at the Folies Bergere in Paris. Milovan had another dance partner at this point but it wasn't long before they became a couple on and off the stage. 'The fact that we love each other obviously adds to the conviction of our erotic movements on stage,' says Milovan in the text. […] The article finishes by noting that the two had just signed a contract to appear in Hammer Film's The Vampire Circus.In fact the sequence involving Milovan and Serena's dance was filmed in early September 1971 at Pinewood Studios and the film premiered on 20th April 1972." In Howard Maxford's book Hammer Complete, Maxford correctly states that "[Vampire Circus] appears to be the only film appearance of Milovan (full name Milovan Vesnitch)", but then promptly proceeds to confuse Serena the Dancer with Serena (Robinson) the American porn star… But, NO: The Serena of Vampire Circus is not a.k.a. Serena Blacklord | Serena Blacquelord | Serena Blaquelord | Blaquelourde | Jenn Gillian | Jen Gillian | Zarina Guillian | Shanna Kramer or Sirena, and definitely did not go on to appear in soft- and hardcore movies like Black Lolita (1975), Fantasm(1976, with the Great Uschi), Dracula Sucks (1979), Small Town Girls (1979), Olympic Fever (1979), Insatiable (1980), Aunt Peg (1980) and Trashi(1981). (Sorry, Maxford.)
OK, after all the above, one might assume that we think that Vampire Circus sucks empty jugulars on flaccid penises. Not true, although (as we already mentioned) most of those with whom we screened the movie do think that, more or less. We ourselves, on the other hand, simply think it is a highly flawed movie — and dislike how no one ever seems to want to mention the flaws, choosing instead to simply echo the "It's a classic" mantra. The script is simply too imperfect, the low budget too obvious, and the direction occasionally too unsure for Vampire Circus to truly be a classic.
On the other hand, it is a highly idiosyncratic movie that does on occasion defy its blemishes with flashes of perverse or horrific or visual brilliance. If you are a forgiving person and capable of turning a blind eye to the more gregarious faults of the movie, it becomes an entertaining and surprising oddity, and an intriguing and enjoyable filmic experience. Vampire Circus is simply not a movie for everyone — whether or not the film might be your cup of tea, you probably already know.
P.S.: As mentioned at the start of this review, Hammer fans will probably like Vampire Circus more than the average Joe. Thus it is perhaps not surprising that the Hammer-centric magazine Little Shoppe of Horrors has even dedicated an entire issue, #30, to the movie. Quote/unquote: "In 1971, Hammer Films produced a film that was a Grimm's fairy tale for its time, with images straight out of Fellini and Bergman. Vampire Circus was the first film for director Robert Young and filled with young performers and other actors not normally associated with Hammer horror films. But it was a knockout and a huge cult favorite to this day. LSoH gives you the complete behind-the-scenes story with interviews with all the key people in front of and behind the camera, most never interviewed before, in-depth, about the film. (Note: There is nudity in this issue, as there was in the movie.)"

Short Film: Raising a Nuisance (Detroit, 2016)

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It's hot outside. It's hot inside. It's hot everywhere — too hot to concentrate on writing a blog entry. So, for this month's Short Film of the Month here's a short entry for a short little visual ditty: Playing Possum Productions'Raising a Nuisance.
Plot: "A Necromancer tries to raise an army of the undead to take over the world, but she unwittingly only revives one campy skeleton, who tries his best to please his new master." (Hmm… shouldn't that be: "[…] which tries its best to please its new master"?)
 Nothing deep here: just a pleasant homage to silent movies featuring some well-done stop motion work. Short. Fun. Enjoy. (We'll ge verbose again next week, when this European heatwave is — we hope — over with.)
PS: Playing Possum Productions are/were Danielle Raymond, Jason McCullough, Justin Hoffman and Stevie Quigley.

Wendigo (USA, 2001)

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(Spoilers) The horror film as prick tease. No, not that Wendigois in any way overtly sexy or sexual, though it does have a relatively realistic and not necessarily gratuitous mid-film sex scene, but more in the sense of being, despite flaws, visually (and in parts narratively) seductive for more than four-fifths of the entire running time and then, basically, leaving you high and dry with a what-the-fuck non-ending that leaves the viewer totally unsatisfied. Had we seen this one is a movie theater, we would have thrown our popcorn at the cinema screen — as it was, we tossed our Cheetos at the wall-mounted flatscreen.
Directed by the relatively unknown New York character actor and filmmaker Larry Fessenden, a man who talks the Art Forum talk (see: the DVD's interview of the director) but doesn't deliver the directorial product, Wendigo is also hampered — perversely enough — by the superlative acting of three of its four main protagonists, Papa George (Jake Weber of Dawn of the Dead [2004 / trailer] and Cell [2000 / fan-made trailer]), Mama Kim (Patricia Clarkson of The Woods  [2006]), and local redneck Otis (John Speredakos of The Innkeepers [2011], I Sell the Dead [2008 / trailer, which happens to also feature Larry Fessenden] and House of the Devil [2009 / trailer]). (Miles, the fourth main character, the "sensitive" 10-year-old son played by Erik Per Sullivan, convincingly conveys the bedwetter that he probably would be in real life, but too often comes across somewhat of a blank slate to be truly convincing.) All three adults, however, inhabit their characters in word, action, aura and presence, conveying a sincerity and believability that seriously undermines the direction by inadvertently pointing out the innate schizophrenia of what looks to be a flick shot directly on video by a director informed enough to incorporate an occasional low-fi visual reference to well-known horror films (most obviously, Kubrick's TheShining [1980 / trailer] and Hooper's Poltergeist [1982]) but unable, due possibly to technical and/or stylistical insecurities or shortcomings, to achieve a sure-handed visual balance between the cinematographically mundane and experimental. And while the fifth-rate sound quality may be due to the DVD release and not the sound design of the movie itself, for a movie of the sort that is in any event seldom screened in a theater and basically doomed to a DVD audience (if any), it is of decidedly low quality (we viewed the film in English with English subtitles just to keep up with the dialog).
The basic plot of Wendigo starts off as a riff of the old chestnut of city folk out of their realm amidst the unfamiliar and dangerous environment of the countryside, ala films ranging from (to name but an extreme few) Straw Dogs (1980 / trailer) to Deliverance (1980 / trailer) to Isle of Darkness (1997) to, dunno, even the first ten minutes of An American Werewolf in London (1980 / trailer). (When, one wonders, will city folk finally learn not to leave the safety of the urban environment?) And amidst this plot of the menace of the unfriendly redneck threatening the space of the out-of-place urbanites, the narrative thread of the wendigo is stitched, much like a thread of raw woolen yarn in the middle of a fine-silk-thread shawl. In other words, it's stitched into the works but just doesn't really work or seem to belong, and all the less so during the movies climactic scenes. For being, in theory, the title horror of the flick, the wendigo itself feels like Kahlua in a G&T and looks, in all its cheaply executed stop-motion glory, like an intentional joke. At the same time, the movie is so sincerely serious that it occasionally slips into the unintentionally sarcastic — at our screening, for example, the final bits involving the boots of the father, which one would assume was filmed in for all its "tragic" symbolism, instigated guffaws from all six viewers. A glaringly unintentional reaction, fed all the more by the art-school level intentional sincerity of the presentation.
But to return to the movie. Prior to the introduction of the title creature, the wendigo, Wendigo does okay. The run-in with the local rednecks involving a deer too large to become road pizza is both realistic and unsettling enough to give rise to viewer unease. This unease is also augmented once the family trio arrives to their winter rental, a house violated by bullet holes in windows and flour bags, and the revelation that Otis is not only their neighbor but, unknown to them, a peeping tom as well. (The surprisingly carnal and realistic sex scene is perhaps one of the highpoints of the movie, as it puts the viewer in Otis's shoes and thus, oddly enough, instigates a feeling of uncomfortable illicitness.) The later visualizations of the more traditionally horrific images arising in Miles's extremely colorful imagination as he attempts to sleep, though properly horrific, actually undermine some the previously established unease by being so obviously shock-oriented and irrelevant to the narrative. (OK, the son's an overly imaginative wimp. Got that long ago.)
Here and there, to be sure, Wendigo has moments of effective brilliance. The acting, as mentioned, mostly strong. The underlying depressive vibe is strong, ruined only by the final scene with its art-school-level symbolism. (Did a doctor keep the jacket because it fit, we wonder.) Who and what Papa George and Mama Kim are as people and working folks is quickly and clearly conveyed in disparate scenes of action or dialog (both are given realistic-sounding telephone conversations, for example, that truly flesh out their characters and life-situations). And the subdued but efficient scene in which George gets shot is truly gut-wrenching and horrific — and promptly ruined by the (imagined? real?) non-appearance of the wendigo. (And, jeez, when will the unrealistic movie trope of characters being knocked out and then later awakening as if from a midday nap finally be buried, once and for all?)
But, to the wendigo. What is it doing in this movie in the first place? A legendary "malevolent, cannibalistic, supernatural being" that "is part of the traditional belief system of a number of Algonquin-speaking peoples, including the Ojibwe, the Saulteaux, the Cree, the Naskapi, and the Innu people", it is very much a creature of the native inhabitants of what is now North America. As typical of a white-man-made movie, the only Native American to appear in the movie, the possibly real but possibly unreal (or maybe even the human form of the wendigo) shopkeeper, gives Miles a wendigo figure that may or may not call up the wendigo that may or may not protect or pursue or avenge the family but does, at the resolution, pursue Otis but chooses not to kill him… or at least not yet, maybe, for Miles (but possibly no one else) does see the Native American shopkeeper wandering about at the hospital in the final scene.
When it comes to the titular creature, the narrative of Wendigonot only ends up raising more questions than answers, but also appears unable or unwilling to provide answers. Why wendigo now? Why Miles and his family? Who is or isn't it after? Why chase, in the form of wind, Miles through the snow? Why then help, in the form of pushing backwind, George home? Why suddenly go after longtime local Otis, but no one else? Why not simply kill Otis at the accident instead of allowing him to reach the hospital… and then show up there in human form? And why… ah, fuck it.
Wendigo is relatively effective as long as the horror is solidly terrestrial: from the opening drive to the death of the sheriff, Wendigoworks, providing you ignore the occasional hint of the possible supernatural. But once the supernatural appears in full force, the narrative and the movie loses all rhyme or reason. In turn, the total out-of-place nature of the uncanny elements of the tale is sorely exacerbated by the arty but funny and cheap-looking special effects. In all truth, Wendigo would have been a better movie had been a straight drama or hick-horror flick and totally skipped putting the Kaluha into the G&T.
Wendigo in a nutshell: a mostly well-acted but poorly written horror movie that never manages to overcome its low budget and likewise probably shouldn't even have been a monster movie. More interested in being arty than either effective or scary, it manages to be occasionally uncomfortable but never truly suspenseful or frightening. In the end, it annoys more than it disappoints because it becomes so obvious so early that the movie should have been titled Turkey.
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